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31051
« on: December 05, 2014, 09:00:20 AM »
I somehow injured my hip last night.
Sex?
Please.
How then?
If I knew I'd have been more specific
31052
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:58:25 AM »
I somehow injured my hip last night.
Sex?
Please.
31053
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:57:53 AM »
Since we've already got helicopter posts...
Bisexuality is a psychological disorder, not a biological sexuality.
/mr. P bait
31054
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:54:25 AM »
I was at a Chevy dealership earlier today.
They had a brand new Corvette C7 in the showroom and there were little kids touching it leaving their dirty, filthy hands all over it.
I wanted to kick those kids's asses.
Eh, who cares, they were just touching
there's probably fingernail scratches in addition to their prints all over it.
31055
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:52:00 AM »
But what I really don't understand about the story is why a goat is sacrificed to God in the end. What is the point of that when the sacrifice was just a test of faith and not to be performed? And why would God want a goat sacrificed in his name anyway?
31056
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:37:41 AM »
I somehow injured my hip last night.
31057
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM »
Are you really a girl?
Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?
Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?
Both
proof needed.
31058
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:30:26 AM »
Hello, would you like to talk about covering to Waifuism and bringing light to the plague of 3DPD?
31059
« on: December 05, 2014, 06:13:14 AM »
The blanket represents security (and the subconscious desire to Freud your mother) and therefore puts the mind at ease.
31060
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:12:55 PM »
I think I'd be honored to be able to drive this car from the most respected and best car manufacturer.
You're just mad because you got a lambo which is essentially a wannabe ferrari.
Do you even know what my garage consist of...lol
>Not having a Sherman
Lel, The Tommy Cooker.
Lel, The winner of the war
Now, if the Nazi's built more Panthers...
The Germans should have stuck with fewer tanks. Instead of making a shit load of tanks they should have stuck with a dedicated light, medium and heavy tank. For the tank destroyers it should have been the same thing as well. They had way too many variants of tanks. The other problem is that they hardly mass produced their tanks. Instead of having them built on an assembly line they treated them like super cars. A tiger too months to built. For the panther they should have gave it a larger gun. So it would be the German version of the firefly.
Oh lord, that reminded me that the last patch notes contained some introductions to the supertest server... "Panther mit 8,8cm L/71 (Tier VIII German medium tank)" was among them.
31061
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:57:44 PM »
I think I'd be honored to be able to drive this car from the most respected and best car manufacturer.
You're just mad because you got a lambo which is essentially a wannabe ferrari.
Do you even know what my garage consist of...lol
>buying a Lowe
On the PC I have that, the T-34 and the IS-6. In total I spent over $300 on that game. What makes it even better is that I haven't played that version in months. Life choices.
>is-6 players >ever being good You better change that C in commando to to a K, 'cause you're a BK, son!
31062
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:51:39 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
I don't have the lung capacity to sing more than a several lines,
Several lines should be enough
You underestimate my sleepiness.
Me must go deeper
I'm not ready for penetration...
I'll loan you a plug set.
>________>
I'd rather not do plugs.
Fine, your loss... Don't blame me when he tears something.
._____________.
doompaul.gif
31063
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:50:39 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
I don't have the lung capacity to sing more than a several lines,
Several lines should be enough
You underestimate my sleepiness.
Me must go deeper
I'm not ready for penetration...
I'll loan you a plug set.
>________>
I'd rather not do plugs.
Fine, your loss... Don't blame me when he tears something.
31064
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:50:01 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
I don't have the lung capacity to sing more than a several lines,
then do some different kinds of lines
Muh horrible monotone voice though,
He means cocaine.
31065
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:49:31 PM »
I think I'd be honored to be able to drive this car from the most respected and best car manufacturer.
You're just mad because you got a lambo which is essentially a wannabe ferrari.
Do you even know what my garage consist of...lol
>buying a Lowe
31066
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:49:04 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
I don't have the lung capacity to sing more than a several lines,
Several lines should be enough
You underestimate my sleepiness.
Me must go deeper
I'm not ready for penetration...
I'll loan you a plug set.
31067
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:46:02 PM »
Anyone who buys a car solely for looks is an idiot. Or because of the brand.
What about when it comes to things like knives?
Uhh...I don't know
I don't have authority to debate that haha
I got this because I thought it looked cool. As a camping knife it's useless and for self defense I can't even use it for that. The knife is a dagger which is illegal in PA and the handle are metal knuckles which is also illegal in PA.
Do you live in PA?
Not only that but I live in one of the hick towns of PA.
That's.... 95% of the state.
It amazes me that we are somehow a blue state.
I blame Philly.
31068
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:43:21 PM »
Anyone who buys a car solely for looks is an idiot. Or because of the brand.
What about when it comes to things like knives?
Uhh...I don't know
I don't have authority to debate that haha
I got this because I thought it looked cool. As a camping knife it's useless and for self defense I can't even use it for that. The knife is a dagger which is illegal in PA and the handle are metal knuckles which is also illegal in PA.
Do you live in PA?
Not only that but I live in one of the hick towns of PA.
That's.... 95% of the state.
31069
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:39:11 PM »
Anyone who buys a car solely for looks is an idiot. Or because of the brand.
What about when it comes to things like knives?
Uhh...I don't know
I don't have authority to debate that haha
I got this because I thought it looked cool. As a camping knife it's useless and for self defense I can't even use it for that. The knife is a dagger which is illegal in PA and the handle are metal knuckles which is also illegal in PA.
Yes, you should feel bad.
31070
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:25:17 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
I don't have the lung capacity to sing more than a several lines,
Breathe.
31071
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:22:13 PM »
I doze off while driving to and from school, nearly hit someone's rear bumper, not too long ago.
Yea...don't drive when drowsy, wash for face and wake yourself up.
Doesn't help, besides, I get drowsy because I'm driving, its weird.
Scream Avril Lavigne songs at the top of your lungs to fight that.
31072
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:18:05 PM »
I just don't understand people who spend a shitload of money on cars. I want a Tesla when they have the infrastructure but a car just for looks is stupid in my opinion.
The spending power and disposable income of the wealthy is basically not understandable to us folk.
Except you can buy a great car for $2000...
As I said, anyone who buys strictly off aesthetics is an idiot.
Eeeeeeeeeh, I wouldn't unless you know how to fix things, especially given the post cash-4-clunkers market.
31073
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:11:35 PM »
I just don't understand people who spend a shitload of money on cars. I want a Tesla when they have the infrastructure but a car just for looks is stupid in my opinion.
The spending power and disposable income of the wealthy is basically not understandable to us folk.
31074
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:04:35 PM »
This is why the R34 is the best
>.> <.<
31075
« on: December 04, 2014, 09:01:18 PM »
It's only the FXX line that is limited to this bullshit though, right?
Depends on what bullshit your referring too
As with every FXX car, you buy it, but you don't own it. You pay upwards of $8M to get the right to "borrow" the car, you can't take it home, it's not yours. You can only drive it, on Ferrari approved tracks, when Ferrari says you can.
Correct.
But Ferrari has VERY strict rules on ownership. If you'd like to know what feel free to ask
Don't they like, send you a Cease and Desist if you pain it a non-stock color and stuff?
31076
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:39:29 PM »
I love fluffy ponies. They make amazing furniture after you skin them.
I miss fluffy abuse threads on /b/.
The only good kind of poni thread.
You have no idea how many time I busted a nut to it.
Every time one popped up, so did I.
31077
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:38:20 PM »
I love fluffy ponies. They make amazing furniture after you skin them.
I miss fluffy abuse threads on /b/.
The only good kind of poni thread.
31078
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:35:27 PM »
I love fluffy ponies. They make amazing furniture after you skin them.
31079
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:32:52 PM »
New Cleats (The Fall Colourway for the Superfly's)
A United Jersey (full kit really)
And something classified.
Dragon dildo?
It's a vehicle.
I guess it could be am object of pleasure
With a dragon dildo in the glove compartment, of course
Get a big, floppy one as the shifter knob.
31080
« on: December 04, 2014, 08:28:43 PM »
New Cleats (The Fall Colourway for the Superfly's)
A United Jersey (full kit really)
And something classified.
Dragon dildo?
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