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30871
« on: December 07, 2014, 09:43:16 AM »
The fuck did I miss when I went to bed?
30872
« on: December 07, 2014, 09:40:48 AM »
Odd ass shit from DAS's attic:
Yuanyang: 8oz iced tea, 3oz Kahlua, 1,oz Everclear
Gebirgsjäger: 1 can Mt. Dew, add Jagermeister to taste or do in the standard bomb shot.
Whiskey Sangria: Two parts apple pie moonshine to one part each blueberry or peach moonshine, Jim Beam Red Stag, Bird Dog Blackberry Whiskey, and Fireball.
30873
« on: December 07, 2014, 12:32:44 AM »
Visit /v/
30874
« on: December 07, 2014, 12:01:07 AM »
The wreath was a pagan yule tradition.
Wodenaz - 1
Jesus - 0
30875
« on: December 06, 2014, 11:53:46 PM »
mucinex is for chest congestion, not nasal.
that doesn't even make any sense. how do you get mucus in your lungs?
What, yoou never cough up flem before?
30876
« on: December 06, 2014, 11:39:04 PM »
mucinex is for chest congestion, not nasal.
30877
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:55:46 PM »
Isara should deliver a picture of herself wearing a suit.
Seconded.
30878
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:53:43 PM »
Pretty sexy dude. I'd have to steal that cock away from Cheat.
30879
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:31:48 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
Try new things
NEW THINGS BURN IN HELL
BURNING OF THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Why not bang?
Because BRONIES BURN IN HELL
MLP BANNED IN /B/ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Just fuck them
TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICK, MAKE IT HARD, LOOK AT THE PONY THAT GAVE CONSENT TO SEX DUE TO THE ATTRACTION YOU PRODUCED
NOW WALK UP TO HER OR HIM AND RUB HER OR HIM TO PROVIDE THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE AND START FOREPLAY
THEN INSERT YOUR FUCKING PENIS INTO HER OR HIS VAGINA AND START THRUSTING
DOGGY
MISSONARY
69
STANDING
COWGIRL
RESERVE COWGIRL
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS COMFORTABLE
THEN THRUST REPETITIVELY UNTIL BOTH OF YOU CUM
NO
FUCK YOU
I LIVED WITH A BRONY
IT IS A DISGUSTING, SUBHUMAN LIFE CHOICE
YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHOT FOR IT
ZYKLON B IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU
FUCK IT FUCKER
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
GO FUCK A HORSE
YOU CAN LICK THE SNOTTY END OF MY FUCKSTICK
MAYBE I WILL
THEN I'LL BITE IT
THOUGH THE VEIN
BITE IT CLEAN OFF
THEN I'LL MAKE YOUR MOM FEED IT TO JULIANA
THEN I'LL MAKE YOU INTERPRET MY FACIAL CONTORTIONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING IMMERSIBLE LIFE YOU FUCKTRAD
THAT'S IT HORSEFUCKER IT'S THE FLAMMENWERFER FOR ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOU!
30880
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:29:15 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
Try new things
NEW THINGS BURN IN HELL
BURNING OF THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Why not bang?
Because BRONIES BURN IN HELL
MLP BANNED IN /B/ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Just fuck them
TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICK, MAKE IT HARD, LOOK AT THE PONY THAT GAVE CONSENT TO SEX DUE TO THE ATTRACTION YOU PRODUCED
NOW WALK UP TO HER OR HIM AND RUB HER OR HIM TO PROVIDE THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE AND START FOREPLAY
THEN INSERT YOUR FUCKING PENIS INTO HER OR HIS VAGINA AND START THRUSTING
DOGGY
MISSONARY
69
STANDING
COWGIRL
RESERVE COWGIRL
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS COMFORTABLE
THEN THRUST REPETITIVELY UNTIL BOTH OF YOU CUM
NO
FUCK YOU
I LIVED WITH A BRONY
IT IS A DISGUSTING, SUBHUMAN LIFE CHOICE
YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHOT FOR IT
ZYKLON B IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU
FUCK IT FUCKER
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
GO FUCK A HORSE
YOU CAN LICK THE SNOTTY END OF MY FUCKSTICK
30881
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:28:39 PM »
oh wow this isn't three years old
30882
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:28:16 PM »
You miss that guy who made an alt and tricked everyone, especially Kinder?
Um what?
She was a girl. I know what a girl sounds and looks like
HAHAHA You wouldn't know a girl if o ne was naked in front of you.
30883
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:25:51 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
Try new things
NEW THINGS BURN IN HELL
BURNING OF THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Why not bang?
Because BRONIES BURN IN HELL
MLP BANNED IN /B/ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Just fuck them
TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICK, MAKE IT HARD, LOOK AT THE PONY THAT GAVE CONSENT TO SEX DUE TO THE ATTRACTION YOU PRODUCED
NOW WALK UP TO HER OR HIM AND RUB HER OR HIM TO PROVIDE THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE AND START FOREPLAY
THEN INSERT YOUR FUCKING PENIS INTO HER OR HIS VAGINA AND START THRUSTING
DOGGY
MISSONARY
69
STANDING
COWGIRL
RESERVE COWGIRL
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS COMFORTABLE
THEN THRUST REPETITIVELY UNTIL BOTH OF YOU CUM
NO FUCK YOU I LIVED WITH A BRONY IT IS A DISGUSTING, SUBHUMAN LIFE CHOICE YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHOT FOR IT ZYKLON B IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU
30884
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:19:50 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
Try new things
NEW THINGS BURN IN HELL
BURNING OF THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Why not bang?
Because BRONIES BURN IN HELL MLP BANNED IN /B/ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
30885
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:16:05 PM »
Shut up, other me.
30886
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:13:16 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
His favorite was marshmallow butt which was pleb taste, still a cool dude.
Actually, most artists did a humanized Rarity the best.
True, but only fags like humanized.
Humanized is the only acceptable output of the MLP community.
30887
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:12:54 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
Try new things
NEW THINGS BURN IN HELL BURNING OF THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
30888
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:11:13 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL
BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
His favorite was marshmallow butt which was pleb taste, still a cool dude.
Actually, most artists did a humanized Rarity the best.
30889
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:09:44 PM »
Wasn't Quarantine some dude pretending to be a lesbian pretending to lead on COWPIE or something?
She was pretending but not like you thnk
Well explain to me, 'cause if the not-explicity-showing-anythiing-but-still-naked down looking while laying on a flat surface photo I remember being posted by an accounting claiming to be quarantine is to be remembered, that was a trap. A quite good one, but not good enough to escape my wondrous and experienced eye.
She was a girl
But not who she claimed to be
It was harmless but well...
That kind of pointless deceit raises questions, you must understand.
She was uncomfortable in her own skin so she made a new one
Nothing wrong with that
Don't tumblr me. Give it to me straight doc, did Quar have a dick that I could have sucked?
30890
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:08:43 PM »
I remember every coupfag.
30891
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:07:08 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
true,but it's still hot.
HORSFUCKERS BURN IN HELL BANNING OF ENGRAPADORA BEST DAY OFMY LIFE
30892
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:06:28 PM »
Wasn't Quarantine some dude pretending to be a lesbian pretending to lead on COWPIE or something?
She was pretending but not like you thnk
Well explain to me, 'cause if the not-explicity-showing-anythiing-but-still-naked down looking while laying on a flat surface photo I remember being posted by an accounting claiming to be quarantine is to be remembered, that was a trap. A quite good one, but not good enough to escape my wondrous and experienced eye.
She was a girl
But not who she claimed to be
It was harmless but well...
That kind of pointless deceit raises questions, you must understand.
30893
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:05:50 PM »
Hunger Games.
Seriously, when you win you get fuck tons 9 money for killing people on national television. Given humanity's blood - loving nature, you'd be a superstar when you emerge victorious.
tbh though, the New Republic/Jedi Order from Star Wars
You mean the government that could barely hold it's legitimacy from Imperial remnant factions together and protect it's people from the Yuuzhan Vong?
30894
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:02:29 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You people are sick fucks.
Kindly kill yourself, please.
But look at that ahegao face. It's hot.
MOTHERUCKER THAT'S BARELY EVEN AHEAGO
30895
« on: December 06, 2014, 10:00:51 PM »
Wasn't Quarantine some dude pretending to be a lesbian pretending to lead on COWPIE or something?
She was pretending but not like you thnk
Well explain to me, 'cause if the not-explicity-showing-anythiing-but-still-naked down looking while laying on a flat surface photo I remember being posted by an accounting claiming to be quarantine is to be remembered, that was a trap. A quite good one, but not good enough to escape my wondrous and experienced eye.
30896
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:57:50 PM »
Wasn't Quarantine some dude pretending to be a lesbian pretending to lead on COWPIE or something?
30897
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:57:15 PM »
BRONIES BURN IN HELL
ENDING OF MY LITTLE DASHIE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
30898
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:39:51 PM »
damn that sounds fun right now
don't overdose on gayness
Too late. A drunk off his ass furry blasted meme sounds on his phone while stroking my arms and sides.
But I'm not there...
You should be.
Id die in Chicago.
Good.
Nooooooooo
SI!
No habla mexicano.
Filthy whitey
Says the blonde
30899
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:27:39 PM »
If the animal needs to be killed, I don't really see the problem, as long as it's put down quickly, something the fuck in the video didn't do.
Otherwise, killing an animal that doesn't need to be killed is a horrendous act and shouldn't be condoned anywhere.
He could have put it down quickly, but instead he shot it several more times so he could tell himself that he was being humane. Disgusting.
How, exactly does one put down a wild hog quicker than that? IIRC, they don't go down easily.
By aiming and using a bigger cartridge than .223. Hogs are thick ass, sturdy motherfuckers. I wouldn't use anythign smaller than what you'd take for deer.
30900
« on: December 06, 2014, 09:11:56 PM »
damn that sounds fun right now
don't overdose on gayness
Too late. A drunk off his ass furry blasted meme sounds on his phone while stroking my arms and sides.
But I'm not there...
You should be.
Id die in Chicago.
Good.
Nooooooooo
SI!
No habla mexicano.
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