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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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Oh, wait... this isn't a  Dostoyevsky thread...

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The Flood / Re: Leave a sexy comment
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:37:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: pornhub valentines
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:36:40 PM »
I fucking love people who actually comment on porn.
shoot i link my social media accounts and like the videos after i finish
totes

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The Flood / Re: pornhub valentines
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:33:52 PM »
I fucking love people who actually comment on porn.

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The Flood / Re: Shoot Me As I Sleep
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:18:30 PM »
What le pie did you just freaking waffle about me, you normal bish? I’ll have you know I’m le most random guy ever and I’ve been involved in numerous Memebase raids on 4chan, and I has over 300 confirmed cheezburgers. I am trained in epic randomness and I’m teh most awesomesauce smexiest PANDA!! in my entire middle school xD. You are nothing to me but just another spork. I will make you ROFL with teh 1337 randumness the likes of which has never been seen before on le Earth, mark my freaking wordz. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over le interwebz? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of epic ninjaz across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for teh storm, d00d. The storm that wipes out the GAY epic fail thing you call your lifez. You’re freaking dead, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pwnage, but I have access to the epic lolz of My Life Is Average and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of MURICA XD, you piece of crap. If only you could have known what uber fail your little “Ray William Johnson is gay” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have SHUDDUP! But you couldn’t, you didn’t know I was bisexual, and now you’re paying the price, you baka. I will throw PANCAKE MIX all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking zetta lame, bro. XD
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

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The Flood / Re: the main difference between athiests and christians
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:17:39 PM »
The wonderful thing about Christfags and Fedorakin though is that we can always come together to bash on Islam.

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Most Ushan: DAS B00T
hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

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The Flood / Re: >be me in ferguson
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:56:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Every member here is crammed into this location.
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:52:23 PM »
Force feed Casper a pizza.

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The Flood / Re: Gun people, give me insight
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:51:52 PM »
Just take the easy way out and buy a semi-auto reproduction for a $1,000 or so
http://www.auto-ordnance.com/Firearms/Thompson-T1.asp
>rich people
>repros


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The Flood / Re: Gun people, give me insight
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:48:23 PM »

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Serious / Re: Physicists solve decade-old quantum mechanics problem
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:44:12 PM »
I don't fully understand the implications of this, but it seems pretty neat.

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Serious / Re: YES, THE GOVERNMENT WILL PROTECT YOU
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:42:15 PM »
Holy shit, ten year maximum prison sentence?


Additionally, Door, please consider the following.
Plates are for pussies.

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The Senate Intelligence Committee report released this week found that the CIA tortured terror suspects by, among other things, putting hummus in a man's anus, forcing suspects to stand on broken feet, and blasting detainees with songs such as "Rawhide" at loud volumes on repeat.
So what's the difference between the CIA, the Nazi's and the Soviet Union when it comes to human life?
The Nazis did it in the name of science. The Soviets did it in the name of the state. The CIA does it because "lol arabs".

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The Flood / Re: It's time for the Sep7agon historical figure awards!
« on: December 14, 2014, 08:32:44 PM »
9. J.D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye is the pinnacle of American literature, bro.
It's objectively one of the shittiest books on the whole planet. It couldn't be any more nonsensical and whiny if he had tried.

Now, if you want to say The Great Gatsby is the pinnacle of American literature, I could agree that it is one of the best books around.
Are you trying to troll me? Fitzgerald is objectively one of the worst writers of all time. And nonsensical? Are you kidding? Holden is supposed to be whiny, that's his character. The point of the book is his journey through that. He blames everything on everyone else even though he's directly responsible for his own suffering. He's a great character in the best book of all time.
You realize Holden is Salinger, right? The guy's just being a whiny little bitch. He even said if there was to be a play, he'd have to do Holden.

The Great Gatsby is by far one of the best books ever written, objectively.
The only thing Gatsby was good at was making you hate each and every character in it.

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The Flood / Re: Barack Obama got assassinated
« on: December 14, 2014, 04:11:31 PM »
Fuck, now we have to deal wit Joe Shiten
Worse pun than John Boner.

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The Flood / Re: thank you based anon
« on: December 14, 2014, 04:01:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Someone should make me this cake for my birthday
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:53:13 PM »
needs more pylons

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The Flood / Re: Did you know?
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:49:23 PM »
Slash's mom is hot.

30441
yes.

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It does look like it wouldn't be a comfortable gun to hold.
It's weighted weirdly and doesn't have a lot of good spots to hold it. Let's compare the FAMAS to a similar weapon: the F2000.

Spoiler

^^^Look at that piece of shit. It looks like a pile of garbage. The French army refers to it as "le Clairon", or the Bugle because it looks like a fucking bugle. It's ugly and unwieldy and nobody likes it. Nobody should have to use a bugle in battle, not even the French.

Spoiler

^^^Now look at this piece of art. This is the FN F2000. It's a bullpup rifle using 5.56 ammunition (the same as the FAMAS) but it looks beautiful and is very well-designed. It solves many problems of the bullpup style rifle (ejecting shells at the front of the gun/not being an unwieldy piece of shit) and looks cool as shit while doing so. It's funny how two prominent French-speaking nations (France and Belgium) managed to produce two rifles on the complete opposite end of the quality spectrum from each other.

I fucking LOVE the F2000.

I also love this bullpup design

I also like this one.
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
both look bad and you should feel bad

I like bullpup weapons m8
You have bad taste m8

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The Flood / Re: It's time for the Sep7agon historical figure awards!
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:05:05 PM »
1: Otto von Bismark
2: Gustav II Adolf
3: Jefferson Davis
4: Churchill is the only one I know
5: Meta Cognition
6: Ron Paul
7: Thomas Griffin
YouTube
8: Black Science Man
9: Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
10: Fryderyk Chopin

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The Flood / Re: Choose who goes into Guantanamo Bay!
« on: December 14, 2014, 02:51:27 PM »
Casp... wrong thread.

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The Flood / Re: Barack Obama got assassinated
« on: December 14, 2014, 02:39:51 PM »
Got my hopes all up and shit...

Downbooted.

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The Flood / Re: "I'm not racist"
« on: December 14, 2014, 12:12:35 PM »
Nigga ain't a race it's a culture.

30447
It does look like it wouldn't be a comfortable gun to hold.
It's weighted weirdly and doesn't have a lot of good spots to hold it. Let's compare the FAMAS to a similar weapon: the F2000.

Spoiler

^^^Look at that piece of shit. It looks like a pile of garbage. The French army refers to it as "le Clairon", or the Bugle because it looks like a fucking bugle. It's ugly and unwieldy and nobody likes it. Nobody should have to use a bugle in battle, not even the French.

Spoiler

^^^Now look at this piece of art. This is the FN F2000. It's a bullpup rifle using 5.56 ammunition (the same as the FAMAS) but it looks beautiful and is very well-designed. It solves many problems of the bullpup style rifle (ejecting shells at the front of the gun/not being an unwieldy piece of shit) and looks cool as shit while doing so. It's funny how two prominent French-speaking nations (France and Belgium) managed to produce two rifles on the complete opposite end of the quality spectrum from each other.

I fucking LOVE the F2000.

I also love this bullpup design

I also like this one.
Spoiler
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
both look bad and you should feel bad

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The Flood / Re: Who is the dominant prison gang in sep7agon?
« on: December 14, 2014, 07:40:54 AM »
I'm dominant.
Not even in your dreams.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the dominant prison gang in sep7agon?
« on: December 14, 2014, 07:27:22 AM »
Weebs run this place.

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