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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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30391
« on: December 15, 2014, 04:08:13 PM »
>the French
heat-fearing beta male detected
Fuck no, bring on the hot wings, and then beer to make it sting more!
30392
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:59:58 PM »
>the French
30393
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:57:32 PM »
well isnt this a good thing like i can drive my Abrams tank for a lot better price.
Jet A is still hanging around $5 a gallon, mangolia.
30394
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:52:37 PM »
I still want the ability to specifically like edits for purposes of clarity.
30395
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:34:10 PM »
 CICERO IS BETTER

Fuck Sissyro. Gaius Marius best Roman statesman of all time!
Oh please. Cicero was the man!
Nope. Come back when he was an awarded general, seven time consul, important factor in the establishment of the principate, and created beneficial and long standing reformations tot he structure of the entire Roman army.
30396
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:25:14 PM »
 CICERO IS BETTER

Fuck Sissyro. Gaius Marius best Roman statesman of all time!
30397
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:02:34 PM »
Oh yeah? I will food this food so hard man, just watch me!
30398
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:02:04 PM »
I think he's referring specifically to Kinder, Lemon, and Chally.
30399
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:36:25 PM »
 >mfw everyone ITT is pronouncing Caesar wrong in their heads
30400
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:20:34 PM »
Wrong. There is no 20th month.
Holy shit, I just noticed your titlebar.... That is awesome.
The tanks or the mythic?
The tanks of course.
Tank you.
30401
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:15:06 PM »
Wrong. There is no 20th month.
Holy shit, I just noticed your titlebar.... That is awesome.
The tanks or the mythic?
30402
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:56:21 PM »
#thestruggleisreal
30403
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:54:31 PM »
 #multi track drifting
30404
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:32:42 PM »
inb4 faggots flock to this thread
EDIT: Why are so many Finnish guys homosexual? Seriously, I've had a few Finn friends in my day and all of them had a liking for the D.
I'm assuming that Finnish broads just don't put out.
30405
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:14:14 PM »
Wrong. There is no 20th month.
30406
« on: December 15, 2014, 01:04:53 PM »
Should I just post it again, maybe with a tape measure for reference this time?
meter sticks might be better
What the fuck is a meter stick?
30407
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:59:16 PM »
Should I just post it again, maybe with a tape measure for reference this time?
30408
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:55:49 PM »
Wait... why the fuck have we not invaded Norgay yet?
Because I will cut you.
Nah, that can't possibly be it.
30409
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:30:36 PM »
Plot twist: Instead of suicide, Adolf Hitler activiated Die Glocke to travel back in time and live as Charlie Chaplin.
30410
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:29:27 PM »
I can be apache?
30411
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:28:43 PM »
What happened to Sweden in a nutshell:

Funny how that's completely irrelevant to Sweden, and untrue.
Swedes are like white kids that don't understand why all black people commit crimes. There's a shit ton of generalization, and you've been brainwashed by the media if you honestly believe in that crap.
Nah son, the Muslim propaganda just got to ya.
30412
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:27:42 PM »
something like skyrim for example
Good lord, my legs would fall off by the time I get to the Greybeards.
30413
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:23:34 PM »
Wait... why the fuck have we not invaded Norgay yet?
30414
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:20:48 PM »
Why would you lie to me like that? It's still almost $3 here in Pa.
Blame Harrisburg. We got some crazy gas taxes, yo, and our roads are still absolute fucking ass.
30415
« on: December 15, 2014, 12:18:46 PM »
Time to burn all of the alcohol, since it's haram.
That's alcohol abuse. Party foul, bromo.
30416
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:29:13 AM »
Jim Beam and Coke, double, and one Casper.
Actually, on second thought, I better go keep Kinder away from Tru.
30417
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:27:15 AM »
Because fat chicks are the closest you can come to bestiality while remaining socially acceptable.
30418
« on: December 14, 2014, 10:10:44 PM »
Most likely to fight OP: DAS BOOT x2
OI MOTHERFUCKER THOSE SHOULD BE ZEROS I'LL FITE YOU IRL
30419
« on: December 14, 2014, 10:06:10 PM »
Kinder: Most likely to suck feet
There goes Kinder... thinking he's funny... again...
30420
« on: December 14, 2014, 09:57:15 PM »

is this what tru sends you weebs?
>you weebs Tru doesn't send me anything.
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