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The Flood / Re: Elegiac's penthouse thread.
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:42:43 AM »
Oh hey, you're back!

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The Flood / Re: What goes first?
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:37:48 AM »
trick question

The mayonnaise.

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The Flood / Re: Anime board
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:30:19 AM »
I don't think people will be happy with having anarchy replaced with this for the month, BUT I'm personally not affected by that. Perhaps I will develop an appreciation for anime through this board.
Didn't we have December anarchy on the first weekend of the month?

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The Flood / Re: Anime board
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:29:33 AM »
>board for the specific discussion of anime content
>removing anime reaction images and references from the flood

Yeah... it doesn't work like that.
Which is why it's a trial run -_-
I mean the former does not bringg about the later.

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The Flood / Re: Anime board
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:28:11 AM »
>board for the specific discussion of anime content
>removing anime reaction images and references from the flood

Yeah... it doesn't work like that.

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The Flood / Re: Damn this scene is good
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:16:11 AM »
Your mom is so fitting.

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The Flood / Re: Is this Deer Death strange?
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:13:15 AM »
"it's still breathing"

That means shoot it again, dumb ass.

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:05:28 AM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>

Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"

I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?

Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?

Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.

If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.

I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô

I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.

But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.

Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?

Na. I was never after that. That'll come in due time when it's ready. But at the moment, I'm just looking for a presence.  Just another mind alongside my own. Somebody that can give me a smile when I'm down.
Brotato, it's what every Bromo-sapien strives for, brochacho.
psh.
Got somehtin to say, broseidon?

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:04:54 AM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>

Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"

I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?

Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?

Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.

If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.

I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô

I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.

But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.

Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?

Na. I was never after that. That'll come in due time when it's ready. But at the moment, I'm just looking for a presence.  Just another mind alongside my own. Somebody that can give me a smile when I'm down.
Brotato, it's what every Bromo-sapien strives for, brochacho.

The best things come with time, when they're ready to happen. Like ideas. Like stories. Like writing and art. Building a home. They all happen when the mind and person is ready.

It's the underlying goal of folks sure. But it's not my focus, and never was. Besides. Ladies can smell that. They know when somebody's trying to get into their pants. If she's as smart as I am, then she'll be able to read me like a book, as I to her.

So. I'm doing what Verbatim would do.

The kids can wait.
Broseph, nice approach. She'll never knwo what hit her.

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 16, 2014, 12:00:18 AM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>

Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"

I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?

Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?

Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.

If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.

I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô

I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.

But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.

Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?

Na. I was never after that. That'll come in due time when it's ready. But at the moment, I'm just looking for a presence.  Just another mind alongside my own. Somebody that can give me a smile when I'm down.
Brotato, it's what every Bromo-sapien strives for, brochacho.

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The Flood / Re: >is an athiest
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:57:55 PM »
Those without spirituality are lost. But we must extinguish the Judeo-christian cancer upon the Earth, and worship the true gods of old.
SPEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARS OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:56:06 PM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>

Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"

I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?

Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?

Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.

If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.

I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô

I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.

But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.

Hey. I don't like necrophilia. Hopefully she doesn't either. I don't want to jump into that sort of stuff as a corpse. The most important thing here, is just saying howdy.
Hey Brociopath, gotta do it once before ya die, right?

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The Flood / Re: Varg Vikernes is a weird guy
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:55:01 PM »
Mad cus I'm right.

gtfo kike puppet
I bet you don't even burn churches.

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:48:10 PM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
Wonder if it goes to a forum also maybe the opposite of Sep7agon >.>

Who said it's a he?
Oh sorry "it"

I have eyes you know. Eyes that work rather well. Certainly not an it. Certainly not a he. But a she. Let's go see shall we?

Off I go tomorrow in the morning, dead or no. A nice little road trip.
That rhyming dough so what are you going to tell her?

Well, let's do some psychology here. She's another me. She's not going to be good with spoken words. And, for the most extent, neither am I. For me, actions hold a lot of weight.

If I'm astute in my judgement, the fact that I showed up, and stayed true to the words I sent her, will show her that I'm a man of my word. And I'm not afraid to take a little jump.

I don't think there'll be much talking. But the fact that I showed up to say howdy will leave it's mark.
Try talking about something you both like fgt ö.ô

I already did. She's an artist. A writer. Surrounds herself in books. There'll be plenty to talk about.

But you just said their wont be much talking >:c
they'll be too busy having sex.

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:42:27 PM »
So you have a clone?

Artist. Writer. Librarian. Small town. Doesn't like to travel. Likes critters and life in general. About 6 feet tall. Not a clone. But. Potentially, mein other half.

Gotta try before I die.
too tall. abort mission.

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:08:06 PM »
Umm... what was the request?

Wish me luck on the road ahead.
Oh. Good luck to you, and brah, ifin you ever motor home yourself around the continent one day, and you find yourself in north easterern Murica, I'm taking you to a bar, son.

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The Flood / Re: Oh hey, I'm Heroic now
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:04:49 PM »
Whenever someone makes these threads, I always just click the negaive karma...
I do it in every upvote begging thread and for every post like it too

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, I have a request
« on: December 15, 2014, 11:04:19 PM »
Umm... what was the request?

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The Flood / Re: Why is Russian military equipment so cool looking?
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:22:07 PM »
brotip: it's not and you're just becoming a slavaboo.
but
>dat flora camo
>dat odd place to put a pistol mag
>dat overkill

it gets me so hard

how do I reverse this process
I've got a spare ACH I'll sell you in the name of #freedom. Throw in something extra and you'll get the one with a rhino mount plate.
>burgershit

i cant
Best shit in the world something something kool-aid hooah.

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The Flood / Re: Why is Russian military equipment so cool looking?
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:17:41 PM »
brotip: it's not and you're just becoming a slavaboo.
but
>dat flora camo
>dat odd place to put a pistol mag
>dat overkill

it gets me so hard

how do I reverse this process
I've got a spare ACH I'll sell you in the name of #freedom. Throw in something extra and you'll get the one with a rhino mount plate.

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The Flood / Re: Why is Russian military equipment so cool looking?
« on: December 15, 2014, 10:11:01 PM »
brotip: it's not and you're just becoming a slavaboo.

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The Flood / Re: I feel bad
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:14:47 PM »
Nah, Football > random sloots

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The Flood / Re: >is an athiest
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:07:59 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker who's never been "oppressed" for not believing in God or something?

I've never been oppressed. But I have had to casually reject many, many Jehova's witnesses.
You have those in super-rural Canada?

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The Flood / Re: >is an athiest
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:07:29 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker who's never been "oppressed" for not believing in God or something?
I haven't........cuz I believe in God.
Tiwaz bless your fighting spirit, son.

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The Flood / Re: >is an athiest
« on: December 15, 2014, 09:04:04 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker who's never been "oppressed" for not believing in God or something?

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I nominate myself as the best drifter/racer on Sep7.
Pfft, buddy, you're gonna have to play a lot more Need for Speed to be a better racer than me.
lolk bud, come back when you have the platinum on GT5, and 1000/1000 on forza 2-4
Talk to me when you've got a national scoreboard listing for the Boonta Eve, without using Sebulba.
WELL FUCKIN 1V1 ME IRL! I'll fuckin destroy you in my Evo breh.
M8, you ain't gettin up if I pit you with muh all murrican steel body.
>Implying you'll be close enough behind me to hit me on the track.
>Being this much of a nub
muh veeate tork, son.
> Only hitting MAYBE 60 in the turns without spinning out
> Driving a giant steel brick on wheels

I got dis in da bag SON.
Turns? What are these "turns" of which you speak?
bruh, We on a TRACK, not a 1/4 mile. u gon get rekt... and even then, my Evo could pick up speed and hit the 1/4 quicker.
Yeah, well... you're not better, you just have more money!
I got the car for $15k, and it's my job to drive it.
somehting somehting built not baught

Well, we all know who'd win out of all of us, don't we
I get a 10 second handicap on the strip, kay?

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I nominate myself as the best drifter/racer on Sep7.
Pfft, buddy, you're gonna have to play a lot more Need for Speed to be a better racer than me.
lolk bud, come back when you have the platinum on GT5, and 1000/1000 on forza 2-4
Talk to me when you've got a national scoreboard listing for the Boonta Eve, without using Sebulba.
WELL FUCKIN 1V1 ME IRL! I'll fuckin destroy you in my Evo breh.
M8, you ain't gettin up if I pit you with muh all murrican steel body.
>Implying you'll be close enough behind me to hit me on the track.
>Being this much of a nub
muh veeate tork, son.
> Only hitting MAYBE 60 in the turns without spinning out
> Driving a giant steel brick on wheels

I got dis in da bag SON.
Turns? What are these "turns" of which you speak?
bruh, We on a TRACK, not a 1/4 mile. u gon get rekt... and even then, my Evo could pick up speed and hit the 1/4 quicker.
Yeah, well... you're not better, you just have more money!
I got the car for $15k, and it's my job to drive it.
somehting somehting built not baught

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I nominate myself as the best drifter/racer on Sep7.
Pfft, buddy, you're gonna have to play a lot more Need for Speed to be a better racer than me.
lolk bud, come back when you have the platinum on GT5, and 1000/1000 on forza 2-4
Talk to me when you've got a national scoreboard listing for the Boonta Eve, without using Sebulba.
WELL FUCKIN 1V1 ME IRL! I'll fuckin destroy you in my Evo breh.
M8, you ain't gettin up if I pit you with muh all murrican steel body.
>Implying you'll be close enough behind me to hit me on the track.
>Being this much of a nub
muh veeate tork, son.
> Only hitting MAYBE 60 in the turns without spinning out
> Driving a giant steel brick on wheels

I got dis in da bag SON.
Turns? What are these "turns" of which you speak?
bruh, We on a TRACK, not a 1/4 mile. u gon get rekt... and even then, my Evo could pick up speed and hit the 1/4 quicker.
Yeah, well... you're not better, you just have more money!

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The Flood / Re: My fingers.....
« on: December 15, 2014, 08:16:05 PM »
I can haz lorica hamata?
No iron or bronze, sorry. Only copper and galvanized steel.
I'd say steel is fine but my innerus autismus says no.

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I nominate myself as the best drifter/racer on Sep7.
Pfft, buddy, you're gonna have to play a lot more Need for Speed to be a better racer than me.
lolk bud, come back when you have the platinum on GT5, and 1000/1000 on forza 2-4
Talk to me when you've got a national scoreboard listing for the Boonta Eve, without using Sebulba.
WELL FUCKIN 1V1 ME IRL! I'll fuckin destroy you in my Evo breh.
M8, you ain't gettin up if I pit you with muh all murrican steel body.
>Implying you'll be close enough behind me to hit me on the track.
>Being this much of a nub
muh veeate tork, son.
> Only hitting MAYBE 60 in the turns without spinning out
> Driving a giant steel brick on wheels

I got dis in da bag SON.
Turns? What are these "turns" of which you speak?

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