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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:27:37 PM »
Polish matchlock rifle research has revealed that the design is far too unreliable, especially in wet weather. Research has shifted into a covered flint striking mechanism. - page 14.

Iceland would like to send scientists to Poland to help increase research speed.
Poland accepts the aid and sends a shipment of  Polish honey vodka as an early token of thanks.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:26:00 PM »
The US requests cannon tech from Poland.
Poland will create a number of canons for you to  study or send metallurgists to America  to teach your smiths for a higher price. Which do you choose?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:23:39 PM »
Polish matchlock rifle research has revealed that the design is far too unreliable, especially in wet weather. Research has shifted into a covered flint striking mechanism. - page 14.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:15:52 PM »
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. - The matchlock hand cannon has been developed, but it too expensive and labor intensive for mass production. Efforts to remedy the situation are expected to take three years of development. - page 14
Domestication of the Camel - completed. 1,000 Camel spearmen for use in African expansion - complete
7k footsoldiers, 2k light horse, 2k Hussar - polish based - complete

The mainland polish army now stands at
6k light horse
21000 messer
3k winged hussar

2k infantry elsewhere on expadition.
1k camel spearmen in Africa.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:12:10 PM »
The Polish Moroccan expeditionary force pushes into Algeria. - annexation page 13.
10,000 Moroccan boys are to be shaped into professional, career soldiers. page 14.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:03:24 PM »
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. - The matchlock hand cannon has been developed, but it too expensive and labor intensive for mass production. Efforts to remedy the situation are expected to take three years of development. - page 14
Production of 500 cannon - Complete. The majority go to areas around the Polish border as defensive artillery.
Jamaican expedition - complete, a base of operations and embassy for the Americans are set up.
Annexation of Chezc Rep. - complete
Domestication of the Camel - completed. 1,000 Camel spearmen for use in African expansion are being trained in Moracco. Page. 12
7k footsoldiers, 2k light horse, 2k Hussar - page 12

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:59:36 PM »
Due to the in-fighting of out neighbors, Chairman Boot orders the training of 7000 more foot soldiers, 2,000 more light horse, and 2,000 more Hussars. The recruitment drive of each type features combined arms drills and will finish at the same time. Page 12

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:54:26 PM »
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. - The matchlock hand cannon has been developed, but it too expensive and labor intensive for mass production. Efforts to remedy the situation are expected to take three years of development. - page 14
Production of 500 cannon - page 10
Annexation of Morocco - complete. The resources of the north Sahara are at poland's grasp, meaning... CAMEL CAVALRY!
Training of 1,000 Winged Hussars (heavy cav) - complete
Training of 2,000 light horse, complete
Jamaican expedition - page 10
Annexation of Chezc Rep. - page 10.
Domestication of the Camel - page 10.

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The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:50:05 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!

true is a guy

you're fucking gay dude
Well duh. I'm 21 and have only had sexual relations with dudes so far.

what the hell is wrong with you
that's haram, you're going to hell
Hell is a human construct, and therefore relative, much like deliciousness.

oh god you've gone fedora mode
But I don't' own a fedora.

Remember, as I always say;

It's not the fedora on your head that counts

It's the fedora on your heart.
But my heart looks good in a fedora because it wears a matching pinstripe suit.

Unlike the fucking neckbeards who wear one with blue jeans and an anime t-shirt.

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The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:47:57 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!

true is a guy

you're fucking gay dude
Well duh. I'm 21 and have only had sexual relations with dudes so far.

what the hell is wrong with you
that's haram, you're going to hell
Hell is a human construct, and therefore relative, much like deliciousness.

oh god you've gone fedora mode
But I don't' own a fedora.

30163
The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:46:45 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!

true is a guy

you're fucking gay dude
Well duh. I'm 21 and have only had sexual relations with dudes so far.

what the hell is wrong with you
that's haram, you're going to hell
Hell is a human construct, and therefore relative, much like deliciousness.

30164
The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:46:07 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!
kill yourself
Is that your fetish? Necrophilia? or is the gore?

30165
The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:45:33 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!

true is a guy

you're fucking gay dude
Well duh. I'm 21 and have only had sexual relations with dudes so far.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:44:08 PM »
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. - The matchlock hand cannon has been developed, but it too expensive and labor intensive for mass production. Efforts to remedy the situation are expected to take three years of development. - page 14
Production of 500 cannon - page 10
Annexation of Morocco - page 9
Training of 1,000 Winged Hussars (heavy cav) - page 9
Training of 2,000 light horse, page 9.
Jamaican expedition - page 10
Annexation of Chezc Rep. - page 10.

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The Flood / Re: discuss
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:40:50 PM »
Harem
Would you kindly partake in mine?

You can be best girl!

30168
The Flood / Re: Peace is a lie.
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:40:05 PM »
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Etsi labores ad astra.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:36:04 PM »
Map Update
Poland did into Lithuania too.

The Force that took Slovakia is redirected to the Czech. In a tougher battle for a tired army, annexation is not expected until page 10.

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Serious / Re: Isn't it convenient..
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:34:36 PM »
So you're telling me the NSA hacked Sony?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:32:57 PM »
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. Research results by page 8
Production of 500 cannon - page 10
Voyage to Morocco - troops have landed and have begun conquest of the land.
Training of 1,000 Winged Hussars (heavy cav) - page 9
Training of 2,000 light horse, page 9.
Jamaican expedition - page 10

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:26:49 PM »
Annexation of Slovakia - complete
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. Research results by page 8
Production of 500 cannon - page 10
Voyage to Morocco - page 7
Training of 1,000 Winged Hussars (heavy cav) - page 9
Training of 2,000 light horse, page 9.
Noticing the constraints of Europe, Chairman Boot seeks to conver new continents and sends a polish expeditionary force of 5,000 infantry and 1,000 light horse to Morocco. The ships are expected to arrive by page 7.
You can split the carribean with us. You can have anything that's not Cuba or Haiti. We can split jamaica
Poland accepts, seeing the potential for the tropical environment to breed strong horses. Two ships containing a total of 1,000 men and 500 horses are sent to Jamaca to establish a post, train equines, and further relations with America.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:15:52 PM »
Noticing the constraints of Europe, Chairman Boot seeks to conver new continents and sends a polish expeditionary force of 5,000 infantry and 1,000 light horse to Morocco. The ships are expected to arrive by page 7.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:09:31 PM »
Recreated cannon prototype - research completed. Modernizations and production improvements complete
Metallurgical proses for the traditional heavy cavalry man and horse armor - complete
Two additional cargo ships are to be created in Gdansk - complete
Recruitment of 5,000  footsoldiers - Completed
Annexation of Slovakia - page 6
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. Research results by page 8
Production of 500 cannon - page 10
Norway extends a hand of friendship to all who would like it.
Poland simply asks for free reign to trade goods in the Baltic sea region and a non-agression pact.
Trade is accepted. Trade ships and routes have opened. We seek to trade 5,000 servants for some of your forging processes.
A group of Polish metallurgists are sent to Germany,  along with a demonstrative canon.
Iceland accepts this trade offer.
Such news pleases the Chairman. We hope to maintain friendly relations.
The US sends a peace offering to Poland. And sends supplies as a gift.
Poland will not send expeditions to American claimed lands, and happily accepts your gift.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:01:57 PM »
A Polish delegation would like to discuss trade for ships capable of sea crossing voyages.


Lacking a response from Austria, 5,000 polish men are sent into Slovakia. The campaignis expected to last until page 5

Iceland accepts your proposal to discuss trade.
Poland would give many a distilled beverage and 2,000 Jewish laborers for three ships.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:59:38 PM »
Germany has sent diplomats to United States, Austria, and Poland, seeking trade and allegiance. A gift of 1,000 servants is available for each.
Poland is unsure of getting dragged in to a future war between Germany and Russia at this point in time... economic trade is welcome, however.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:58:11 PM »
A Polish delegation would like to discuss trade for ships capable of sea crossing voyages.


Lacking a response from Austria, 5,000 polish men are sent into Slovakia. The campaignis expected to last until page 5

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:52:52 PM »
Recreated cannon prototype - research completed. Modernizations and production improvements by page 5.
Metallurgical proses for the traditional heavy cavalry man and horse armor - page 5
Two additional cargo ships are to be created in Gdansk - page 4
Recruitment of 5,000  footsoldiers - Completed
Annexation of Lithuania complete.
Polish engineers look into the downsizing of a cannon for portable use. Research results by page 8

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Version VIII
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:50:18 PM »
With  it's conquest of Lithuania soon finished, Poland asks Austria if they hold any feelings of claim to Czechoslovakia.

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The Flood / Re: The quality of posts here is awful
« on: December 18, 2014, 07:44:24 PM »
I don't know what that means, but okay.

A while back when there was a nice spate of shitposting I was either locking or leaving threads off a glance of 'how shit is this thread?'

If it was halal it got this picture and was left alone


If it was haram it got this picture and was locked

I wouldn't mind that.
It means all of RC's threads get locked, lol.

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