This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - DAS B00T x2
Pages: 1 ... 100310041005 10061007 ... 1254
30121
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:42:52 PM »
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right? i'm poking fun at his androgyny
oooooh, that's kinda funny.
30122
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:39:05 PM »
Gaijin ported WarThunda to consoles? When did that happen?
30123
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:31:33 PM »
So, all gay people are horses?
I can deal with that, very much so.
Oh god, I didn't think this through!
Abort the thread!
YOu FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
30124
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:30:14 PM »
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...
Yeah, I don't need you screwing things up for me and Oss.
But the offer still stands.
It's considered.
30125
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:29:36 PM »
The Polish Afrika Force turns southward and pushes through Niger to the gulfs of Nigeria. page 20.
30126
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:26:58 PM »
Das, think about this... It's not like I can get him pregnant...
Are you sure?
Well... that is how male anatomy works, right?
30127
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:08:58 PM »
Libya annexation at 50%
Portugal annexation at 60%
100 metal armoured tanks begin production after successful tests of the prototype. Completion expected by page 20.
Ah, it would appear you started movemnts two posts above me on the same page. Very well, being as you're buddies with 'Murica as well here, I'll back off and expand southward instead.
30128
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:05:40 PM »
Das, think about this...
It's not like I can get him pregnant...
30129
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:05:14 PM »
Oh god Casper and Das are gonna have sex
I feel like that would make shit too awkward...
30130
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:04:43 PM »
Tunisia annexation complete
Lybia annexation page 19
5,000 Afrika soldiers and 3,000 Camel Spearmen - complete
5,000 light horsemen and 10,000 messer infantry to be trained in Poland - page 19.
30131
« on: December 18, 2014, 11:02:00 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh.
Shall we fix both our problems then?
I wouldn't complain.
How far are you away?
Reading.
30132
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:59:45 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
I meant it as a bad thing.
Oh. Shall we fix both our problems then?
30133
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:58:50 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '95, and haven't been dicked yet and only dicked a very large number of times
Well aren't you just fucking special...
30134
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:38:23 PM »
Oh god what happened.
l ong story short, Eurofag landgrab and you have rifles now.
30135
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:37:38 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
Old timer, tell me a story.
This one time, at band camp....
30136
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:35:47 PM »
Am I the only circumcised motherfucker who can jerk off comfortably with no lube?
30137
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:30:39 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
Been dicked? wat
I'm a vers. bi dude. what the fuck do you expect it to mean?
30138
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:19:25 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
You're only two years older than me? I thought you were older.
Everyone says that...
30139
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:16:38 PM »
>tfw it's nearly 2015, born in '93, and haven't dicked anything yet and only been dicked a very small number of times
30140
« on: December 18, 2014, 10:05:12 PM »
In studying the gifted German firearms, Poland has made small improvements to the manufacturing of it's new flintlocks. 2,000 riflemen - page 19 A ceremonially decorated internal flintlock rifle is gifted to Germany for their contribution. Iceland is sent a crate of the rifles as thanks for its scientists. Manufacturing processes will be shared with America once details reach the Jamaican garrison. page 18.
30141
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:58:27 PM »
If you actually eat to the point where your ankles snap under your own weight, I'd say that counts as a disability. Just being obese doesn't constitute a disability though, and as flee has pointed out this ruling isn't suddenly going to protect the land whales from harpooning obese people from ever being fired.
Isn't is arguable that conditiones suffred from being obese count as a disability while obeisity itself does not, in the same way that gender dysphoria counts as a mental disorder while transgenderism itself doesn't? Spoiler disclamer, I'm drinking.
A lot.
30142
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:55:28 PM »
Elegiac wakes up with Coffee, DAS spends the night with coffe liqour.
Coincidence? Probably.
30143
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:54:03 PM »
5,000 Afrika soldiers and 3,000 Camel Spearmen are to be recruited from newly taken Algerian lands - page 17
the Afrika Force pushes west into Tunisia (page 17) and Lybia (page 19)
Polish rifle research has led to a flintlock rifle with the flash pan located inside the rifle stock. The only advantage over traditional design it has is wet weather resistance.
Czech Republic, Morocco, and Algeria for Poland, brah.
Darn. Austria backs off from the Czech Rep.
The colors seem off. I have Spain, France, and Eastern Russia, but they're burgundy while my color is black. Somebody get them mixed up?
No, I think Austria is black.
30144
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:52:12 PM »
The Empress sends 4,000 troopers to the Czech Republic.
You're a tad late, Empress. The Chairman will overlook this oversight however.
30145
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:51:04 PM »
5,000 Afrika soldiers and 3,000 Camel Spearmen are to be recruited from newly taken Algerian lands - page 17 the Afrika Force pushes west into Tunisia (page 17) and Lybia (page 19) Polish rifle research has led to a flintlock rifle with the flash pan located inside the rifle stock. The only advantage over traditional design it has is wet weather resistance. Czech Republic, Morocco, and Algeria for Poland, brah.
30146
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:42:57 PM »
The US sends bronze phalanxe armor sets to Poland's side of Jamaica,
Poland is pleased with the armor for light infantry use and prepares to set up its African forces with it. page 18, Polish expeditionary and Afrika forces will be lightly armored.
30147
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:39:07 PM »
Yep. You're past the 5000 mark, so you'll probably stay Legendary (downvotes are less effective against high-post-count members).
Damn it, what's the point of downvoting shitposters now?
30148
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:36:38 PM »
Annexation of Algeria - complete
10,000 Moroccan Soldiers - complete
30149
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:32:35 PM »
Polish matchlock rifle research has revealed that the design is far too unreliable, especially in wet weather. Research has shifted into a covered flint striking mechanism. - page 14.
Germany offers Poland the results of secret research in turn for the more advanced Polish artillery designs.
Polish artillery has not changed much. If Germany wishes, Poland may share the fruits of internal flintlock mechanisms for handheld firearms. Design and production technique of rain-resistant flintlock rifle - page 15.
30150
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:29:36 PM »
The US requests cannon tech from Poland.
Poland will create a number of canons for you to study or send metallurgists to America to teach your smiths for a higher price. Which do you choose?
We will give you half of Texas for your smiths to train us. We will also let you have more roaming freedom in US territory, as well as give you the product of project silver moon (due next year)
An emissary in Texas sounds very appealing. Poland will send a ship of metalurgists to America. the preparations and journey will take one years time.
Pages: 1 ... 100310041005 10061007 ... 1254
|
Show Posts
