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The Flood / Re: >Demolishes the Japanese Army
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:33:33 PM »
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that felt atrocious for nuking people

Eventually it gets to the point where nuking cities is the only efficient way to break them.
Nah son. Armies of rocket trucks work wonders.

Or you can save time and money by just nuking them.
But fallout and pop loss.

Or are you some kind of non-puppet-empire faggot?

I give no shits about pop loss cause smaller cities cost less to control and fallout can be cleaned up in a couple turns.
If you weren't buying nukes every turn you could afford large pop puppet cities.
Cultre+science boosts are worth the standing army.

Or I could keep my giant army of giant fighting robots and nuke cities instead.
giant death robot a shit
Mech infantry spam > stupid robo toy

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The Flood / Re: >Demolishes the Japanese Army
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:19:19 PM »
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that felt atrocious for nuking people

Eventually it gets to the point where nuking cities is the only efficient way to break them.
Nah son. Armies of rocket trucks work wonders.

Or you can save time and money by just nuking them.
But fallout and pop loss.

Or are you some kind of non-puppet-empire faggot?

I give no shits about pop loss cause smaller cities cost less to control and fallout can be cleaned up in a couple turns.
If you weren't buying nukes every turn you could afford large pop puppet cities.
Cultre+science boosts are worth the standing army.

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The Flood / Re: >Demolishes the Japanese Army
« on: December 26, 2014, 09:54:08 PM »
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that felt atrocious for nuking people

Eventually it gets to the point where nuking cities is the only efficient way to break them.
Nah son. Armies of rocket trucks work wonders.

Or you can save time and money by just nuking them.
But fallout and pop loss.

Or are you some kind of non-puppet-empire faggot?

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The Flood / Re: >Demolishes the Japanese Army
« on: December 26, 2014, 09:24:54 PM »
Please tell me I wasn't the only one that felt atrocious for nuking people

Eventually it gets to the point where nuking cities is the only efficient way to break them.
Nah son. Armies of rocket trucks work wonders.

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend left me for some fucking Indian guy
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:59:41 PM »
God I hate Indian people.
Always running those dirty Dunkin Donuts and shit.

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend left me for some fucking Indian guy
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:55:55 PM »
The joke would be funnier if you could actually get a girlfriend.

Spoiler

That just stole this thread XD
But he had one.

She was giving him head and he pretended she was his daughter. Remember? Remember guys?
Truly an inspiration to us all.

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The Flood / Re: have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:55:02 PM »
>google this shit
>wikipedia page for Dolma
>middle eastern food

Sorry, OP, I don't eat hadji food. It goes against my strict diet of freedom.
mill yourself
I'd rather deep fry myself.
dill yourself
mmmm, pickles.

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It's okay, Meta. I use Tumblr for a lot of fetish porn too.

God bless those poor transgendered boys with daddy issues and a need for the attention of total strangers on the internet.

Don't judge me.

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The Flood / Re: have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:51:36 PM »
>google this shit
>wikipedia page for Dolma
>middle eastern food

Sorry, OP, I don't eat hadji food. It goes against my strict diet of freedom.
mill yourself
I'd rather deep fry myself.

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It's okay, Meta. I use Tumblr for a lot of fetish porn too.

God bless those poor transgendered boys with daddy issues and a need for the attention of total strangers on the internet.

29741
The Flood / Re: have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:45:03 PM »
>google this shit
>wikipedia page for Dolma
>middle eastern food

Sorry, OP, I don't eat hadji food. It goes against my strict diet of freedom.

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The Flood / Re: holy fuck have you ever ate Jagershnitzel?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:40:23 PM »
They made the gravy wrong.

29743
The Flood / Re: if i were to leave forever
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:57:18 PM »
Alcohol poisoning at the celebratory party.

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Gaming / Re: So what have you guys bought from the Steam Christmas Sale?
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:11:28 AM »
Democracy 3
Enjoying it? Guess how my first game ended.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: What determins a holiday
« on: December 26, 2014, 10:07:37 AM »
If I don't get off work it's not a holiday.

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The Flood / Re: So I got married
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:23:22 AM »
You're okay with waking up to the same person everyday?

You sleep they're there
You wake up they're there
you shit they're there
You want some time alone from people they're there

Fuck that man

Deployments, bruh
Don't fuck the goat, man.

29747
Serious / Re: Legend of Korra ending Asami rumors confirmed
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:21:25 AM »
Quote
So why is this in Serious?
Because you want to disarm me of the ability to just take shots a yuri fanboys?


But honestly, having never watched LoK, if they really did just showhorn it in for fanservice or somehting with no build up or prior development that clearly seems to be leading to a relationship like that, than this is on par with Bioware writing.

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Serious / Re: So this is actually a thing I discovered today
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:11:39 AM »
Guys, don't forget more than just Jews were killed in the holocaust...
Yes, this is true. Common.... assertion, I suppose, is that the 6million figure refers solely to Jews systematically eliminated at death camps. I argue that that is wrong on both the number and what people were included, as well as with a good bit of "common knowledge" regarding the Reich, Japan, and the Red army.
Compiling, organizing, and categorizing death counts isn't quite my thing though, so I'm gonna cut myself off here.

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Gaming / Re: Do you nickname your pokemon?
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:05:01 AM »
it's so easy dude lol

you're just bad

OBVIOUSLY
3rd gym on emerald is objectively the hardest thing in a pokemon game when you're Nuzlockeing with Treecko.
grind to lv. 25 - 30, probllem solved.
Overleveing is frowned upon.

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The Flood / Re: Walks into room
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:46:54 AM »
guys
right click image
open in new tab
boom

OT:
I've yet to meet a guy who likes Supernatural.
I know one, and only one.

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The Flood / Re: Beginning my trip now
« on: December 25, 2014, 11:46:32 PM »
Don't get arrested for assault, mkay?

29752
The Flood / Re: What was your favorite gift of the day?
« on: December 25, 2014, 11:19:01 PM »
Ah, how could I forget? I got tickets to see The Who.
They;re still alive?

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The Flood / Re: I Hereby Establish the Nation of Fagistan
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:53:11 PM »
Norway moves all troops outside the borders.

Fagistan has no standing army.
Norway starts annexing Fagistan.
Due Page 2.

Norway's fashion taste appalls the gays.
Riots ensue.
Norway sends troops to quell this rebellion
Poland invades Norway as it's troops are away.
People's General Herman von Adolfrommel burns Oslo to the ground.
General Von Stauffenberg sends a select group of soldiers to defeat the Poles.

Polan stronk! Will not fall to Nords!
*The events of Valkyrie take place in Poland*

KURWA!

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The Flood / Re: I Hereby Establish the Nation of Fagistan
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:49:48 PM »
Norway moves all troops outside the borders.

Fagistan has no standing army.
Norway starts annexing Fagistan.
Due Page 2.

Norway's fashion taste appalls the gays.
Riots ensue.
Norway sends troops to quell this rebellion
Poland invades Norway as it's troops are away.
People's General Herman von Adolfrommel burns Oslo to the ground.
General Von Stauffenberg sends a select group of soldiers to defeat the Poles.

Polan stronk! Will not fall to Nords!

29755
Gaming / Re: Do you nickname your pokemon?
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:46:33 PM »
Tried it and didn't like it.
Show probably ruined me since ash didn't nickname them.
I really don't get why they don't have him naming the ones that are the closest to him for that series. You would think Pikachu would have a nickname by now out of friendship and respect. Ash calling Pikachu Pikachu would be like him calling Misty "women" every time he addressed her.
You mean that isn't how you're supposed to address lady friends?
No it's not user.
Hey! I've been clean for four years!

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Gaming / Re: Do you nickname your pokemon?
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:45:07 PM »
Tried it and didn't like it.
Show probably ruined me since ash didn't nickname them.
I really don't get why they don't have him naming the ones that are the closest to him for that series. You would think Pikachu would have a nickname by now out of friendship and respect. Ash calling Pikachu Pikachu would be like him calling Misty "women" every time he addressed her.
You mean that isn't how you're supposed to address lady friends?

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The Flood / Re: to everyone that has changed their name since jointing
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:42:15 PM »
I'm tempted to keep Fagcicle.

It suits me.
I keep reading it as Fagicide.

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The Flood / Re: I Hereby Establish the Nation of Fagistan
« on: December 25, 2014, 10:40:00 PM »
Norway moves all troops outside the borders.

Fagistan has no standing army.
Norway starts annexing Fagistan.
Due Page 2.

Norway's fashion taste appalls the gays.
Riots ensue.
Norway sends troops to quell this rebellion
Poland invades Norway as it's troops are away.
People's General Herman von Adolfrommel burns Oslo to the ground.

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The Flood / Re: What was your favorite gift of the day?
« on: December 25, 2014, 09:53:18 PM »
Bourbon.

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The Flood / Re: Is weabooism genetic or is it a choice?
« on: December 25, 2014, 08:53:51 PM »
It's the future you chose.

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