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29671
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:04:55 AM »
and slapping a universal carbon tax on shit.
I'm not a very protesty person, but I'd picket against that.
29672
« on: December 28, 2014, 12:01:32 AM »
In the case of "shitposting," obviously spam is banable but the style of shitposting that some of us have kinda formed is just posting threads with the intention of being funny/silly/clever. I see nothing wrong with that.
Problem is, most of these aren't funny or clever.
29673
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:59:58 PM »
Daddy issues.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That's actually sad now that I think about it.
Whatever, I gots them, come on.
The sad part is, if distance wasn't a huge deterrent, I would.
29674
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:45:33 PM »
Daddy issues.
29675
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:33:25 PM »
In all honesty though, I just want a √qt3.14 musician GF with a small chest. Is that too much to ask for, Freyja?
29676
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:24:03 PM »
>page 3
>kinder hasn't said "a cock" yet
A cock.
._.
Csn't have a sausage fest with only one sausage.
29677
« on: December 27, 2014, 11:21:08 PM »
>page 3
>kinder hasn't said "a cock" yet
A cock.
29678
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:48:05 PM »
i just opened a glass ketchup bottle without running it under water.
29679
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:35:09 PM »
downbooted
29680
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:29:35 PM »
This thread went from heartburn, to washing pizza, to rape, and then to incest. What the hell people?
The coup crew is coming back, baby!
29681
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:19:12 PM »
When you look down and you can't see your own god dammed feet.
It's the worst when you're playing Portal and really want to check out Shell's nice peds
The portals fix that problem.
29682
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:08:45 PM »
Notice how this shit doesn't happen in America... (we just crash King Airs into flight safety buildings)
Asian pilots man... can't trust 'em to drive, can't trust 'em to fly.
29683
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:02:19 PM »
Oh look, Verbatim is shitting up another thread.
Colour me surprised. "Surprised" isn't a color.
I'm sure that Crayola has made it one.
29684
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:58:16 PM »
Sisters always rape their siblings
Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.
But doesn't the thought appeal to your kokoro? Doesn't it go "doki doki"?
29685
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:55:22 PM »
Sisters always rape their siblings
Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.
29686
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:51:15 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....
No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?
MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT
pretty upset. I cried, like I said
seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?
My sister wouldn't rape me.
That's what everyone says.
29687
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:48:56 PM »
Never had wine myself A disgrace
I'd rather not lose my job for underage drinking thank you.
Dude, you look 30.
And if they check my ID?
Busted.
I don't want to drink before I'm 21 anyways, doesn't matter to me. My first drink won't be a highlight of my life. However if I ever get drunk for the first time.....Hell might just freeze over.
I meant like, how old are you?
29688
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:47:22 PM »
Never had wine myself A disgrace
I'd rather not lose my job for underage drinking thank you.
Dude, you look 30.
29689
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:46:55 PM »
Depends.
I'm fond of blushes for just sitting there and drinking.
Whites are amazing with Chinese food, as I'm currently eating beef and broccoli with a bottle of a local vignole.
Fucking italian food and a dry red though, fucking awesome.
I can sit and drink concord all day too.
29690
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:38:21 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....
No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?
MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT
pretty upset. I cried, like I said
seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?
29691
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:03:20 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....
No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?
MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT
pretty upset. I cried, like I said
seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
29692
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:49:18 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....
No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?
29693
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:38:48 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
29694
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:31:32 PM »
I want pizza now.
29695
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:30:29 PM »
No, not really, no.
29696
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:23:22 PM »
Of course, BMI is stupid, because it doesn't account at all for muscle mass. You have muscle mass? I thought you were like, 140lbs and a non-lifting guy.
Not since I started.
Verb lifts? Okay everyone else, what's your excuse for being a non-lifting faggot now?
29697
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:17:22 PM »
Of course, BMI is stupid, because it doesn't account at all for muscle mass.
You have muscle mass? I thought you were like, 140lbs and a non-lifting guy.
29698
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:09:50 PM »
Pretty sure I taped at 23% last time.
29699
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:56:52 PM »
That would destroy this forum since all of the coolest people live in Florida
literally every user in Florida is a shitposter
>implying the shitposters don't run this place
Weebs own this forum.
You're implying there's a difference between the two. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a thread on here to spam DESU with.
The difference is that we're not from Florida. desu.
29700
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:51:42 PM »
That would destroy this forum since all of the coolest people live in Florida
literally every user in Florida is a shitposter
>implying the shitposters don't run this place
Weebs own this forum.
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