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29581
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:13:53 PM »
hshshshshssssshshshshshshshshshs
29582
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:08:19 PM »
M43 Wehrmacht Heer uniform w/ stahlhelm (our hero's gotta look cool, right?)
A Mercator pocket knife
A standard US Duffel loaded with fist size rocks.
A sling to throw the above rocks
Chicken with Feta and Tomatoes MRE (the ration heater and matches are the real prize here, the food is just a tasty bonus)
One of them shakey chargey flashlights
(insert lengthy hentai doujin here)
29583
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:58:57 PM »
About 8.
29584
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:17:57 PM »
Apparently you're a bong, so I'd have to go all Mel Gibson and kill you with an axe. Sorrybutnotsorry
Would you consider Northern Irish a bong? I don't want to be killed with an axe.
Depends. Is that the Bong ireland or the FREEDOM ireland?
The Ireland owned by UK. But what if the majority of people resent their bong overlords?
Than I support your plight and will give you the axe instead.
29585
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:13:45 PM »
Apparently you're a bong, so I'd have to go all Mel Gibson and kill you with an axe. Sorrybutnotsorry
Would you consider Northern Irish a bong? I don't want to be killed with an axe.
Depends. Is that the Bong ireland or the FREEDOM ireland?
29586
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:12:40 PM »
Hey Mr. P, can I post this?
29587
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:09:16 PM »
Apparently you're a bong, so I'd have to go all Mel Gibson and kill you with an axe. Sorrybutnotsorry
29588
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:53:44 PM »
Nah, pretty sure they changed that a few weeks back.
29589
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:49:42 PM »
The one that triggers me is how they put Buddhism right next to Scientology.
Holocaust denial shouldn't be on there though. Okay I get that a lot of people think it happened but there's really no evidence to back it up.
For once, Dustbin's right.
29590
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
It's because he's black.
29591
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:40:46 PM »
You mean like... in person?
Fuck that. Interpersonal commutation without a computer is scary.
So uh, Reading you said?
Yes...
Should I be scared?
jaba pls
29592
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:37:25 PM »
You mean like... in person?
Fuck that. Interpersonal commutation without a computer is scary.
So uh, Reading you said?
Yes...
Should I be scared?
29593
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:30:26 PM »
You mean like... in person?
Fuck that. Interpersonal commutation without a computer is scary.
So uh, Reading you said?
Yes...
29594
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:20:06 PM »
You mean like... in person?
Fuck that. Interpersonal commutation without a computer is scary.
Don't be a chickenshit.
I'm just gonna stay here in my room all day and hide from you.
29595
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:16:23 PM »
You mean like... in person?
Fuck that. Interpersonal commutation without a computer is scary.
29596
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:15:17 PM »
she's nice to me though
That's surprising for some reason.
29597
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:12:56 PM »
But Verb, Kiyo a shit.
29598
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:57:58 PM »
Came out of the womb blue and choking on my own umbilical cord.
It seems as though once yearly a soccer mom in an oversized SUV nearly kills me on my motorcycle Worst one put me about... not even a foot from oncoming traffic.
Damn, what kind of motorcycle do you have?
classic Honda CB. I think that incident happened on my old Shadow though.
29599
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:49:49 PM »
Came out of the womb blue and choking on my own umbilical cord.
It seems as though once yearly a soccer mom in an oversized SUV nearly kills me on my motorcycle Worst one put me about... not even a foot from oncoming traffic.
29600
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:29:30 PM »
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE
29601
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:29:04 PM »
29602
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:54:04 PM »
Rocketman
Numb Digger
RC
Ryle
anyone who uses memes (even ironically (ESPECIALLY ironically))
i don't use memes i am a meme
which is just as bad, if not worse
The only reason you don't like Ryle is because people actually like him.
Meanwhile nobody likes you.
Nah I like Verbatim
That would imply that you actually are somebody.
I like Verb.
29603
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:51:34 PM »
Yes, because I'm a privileged shitlord.
29604
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:48:08 PM »
But it's cool to have no emotion and be cold and calculative about human lives!
29605
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:40:05 PM »
29606
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:39:39 PM »
Stop being a newfoman.
29607
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:22:20 PM »
Then don't call them MILFs.
Well people have different tastes. Like, some people actually think Lisa Ann is desirable.
But they aren't people.
29608
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:21:18 PM »
-1.
Yes, that's right. I'd gain an extra life.
29609
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:14:37 PM »
I dunno man. I'm more paranoid around cops than a black guy in NYC.
29610
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:00:34 PM »
Sorry guys, I quit being a scout yeeeaaarrss ago.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO There goes my plan to get discount cookies.
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