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29431
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:08:25 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
The fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Not a god damn thing.
We've seen plenty of evidence to the contrary here.
What evidence?
Your constant denial of the truth in this thread
29432
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:07:17 PM »
Light beer is, figuratively speaking, the closest to piss water you can get.
Agreed. That's why I don't drink light beers.
Liqueur or bunk, I always say.
Bourbon or Bust, I say. Well, not really.
29433
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:05:18 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
The fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Not a god damn thing.
We've seen plenty of evidence to the contrary here.
29434
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:59:42 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
The fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
29435
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:57:00 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
29436
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:55:05 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
29437
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:51:33 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women
>meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age
Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
YOU WHAT I WILL!! ENJOY PRISON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT 11 YEAR OLDS GET YOU.
I'm white. Minimum security prison away from gen. pop sounds like vacation!
>Minimum security prison
>Not rich
>A violent crime
>State prison
>Nonfederal crime.
I too like to sometimes live on fairy fucking island.
Violent crime my ass! Besides, I can make a felony by crossing state lines.
29438
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:50:01 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
29439
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:46:32 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women
>meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age
Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
YOU WHAT I WILL!! ENJOY PRISON BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT 11 YEAR OLDS GET YOU.
I'm white. Minimum security prison away from gen. pop sounds like vacation!
29440
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:44:43 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
>older women >meaning potentially anyone less than 38 years of age Enjoy those stretch marks and flabby tits champ.
29441
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:41:34 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
And less smelly. Don't forget that.
29442
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:40:56 PM »
ayyyyyyy
We're regressing the forum to it's glory days of fostering the growth of pedophile culture. Come join us!
29443
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:39:21 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
>women
29444
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:39:02 PM »
Ron Paul is a Christian fundamentalist.
29445
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:37:26 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
29446
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:34:08 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
29447
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:08:37 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Kinder, you haven't even sucked a dick before.
>bong food >in a can Good lord, I didn't think it could get any worse.
29448
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:57:11 PM »
if someone doesn't try to rub bacon in my face (My trog brother tried) then I won't have a problem with them.
Can I throw venison at your face instead?
no
May I throw a still living veal at your residence?
Yes, then I will keep it as a pet <_______<
Okay, but I want it back in two years.
Veal makes me want to cry 
I had a veal marsala once that did make me cry.
I don't think I'll ever find another like it...
You should try paneer masala
Hmm... I do love exotic cheese...
29449
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:54:20 PM »
if someone doesn't try to rub bacon in my face (My trog brother tried) then I won't have a problem with them.
Can I throw venison at your face instead?
no
May I throw a still living veal at your residence?
Yes, then I will keep it as a pet <_______<
Okay, but I want it back in two years.
Veal makes me want to cry
I had a veal marsala once that did make me cry. I don't think I'll ever find another like it...
29450
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:52:17 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Kinder, you haven't even sucked a dick before.
29451
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:49:03 PM »
if someone doesn't try to rub bacon in my face (My trog brother tried) then I won't have a problem with them.
Can I throw venison at your face instead?
no
May I throw a still living veal at your residence?
Yes, then I will keep it as a pet <_______<
Okay, but I want it back in two years.
29452
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
if someone doesn't try to rub bacon in my face (My trog brother tried) then I won't have a problem with them.
Can I throw venison at your face instead?
no
May I throw a still living veal at your residence?
29453
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:41:24 PM »
if someone doesn't try to rub bacon in my face (My trog brother tried) then I won't have a problem with them.
Can I throw venison at your face instead?
29454
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:39:20 PM »
Aren't you a little... um...
well...
too middle class youth to properly commit to veganism? My sister, who is three years younger than I am, has been a vegan for over a year now. I can do it, too. It's just... miserable.
Well then, I commend your dedication. It doesn't seem to be a cheap diet choice, nor entirely possible for those who may be dependent on others for food.
29455
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:36:09 PM »
Aren't you a little... um...
well...
too middle class youth to properly commit to veganism?
29456
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:22:56 PM »
It's not a race though...
Yes it is. Now someone get Kiyo to make Elegiac ragequit again.
I come close to raging when you guys think I actually rage over these things, some of you have so little faith! I don't get mad, I get even. And this sentiment! I hope you're not being serious, look, I know it's not a race, but isn't it fun, to, well... race 
Don't you wanna play? It's not like it takes much effort. I'm not posting more than I usually would.
Yes.
29457
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:13:34 PM »
Downbooted
29458
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:06:06 PM »
>bmp
>2042
>not using bmp
In the future, everything will be a webm. Even still images.
will we have to press play to view them
But of course.
29459
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:58:15 PM »
Harry Harlow was a terrible person.
It was all of the greater good.
29460
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:54:43 PM »
>bmp
>2042
>not using bmp
In the future, everything will be a webm. Even still images.
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