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29401
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:42:41 PM »
i love fatsby, fatsby is my leader, his wish is my command, his twinkie is mine to swallow
FTFY
Fix'd
why won't you let me be happy?
Because if I can't be happy... Nobody can.
29403
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:38:17 PM »
i love fatsby, fatsby is my leader, his wish is my command, his twinkie is mine to swallow
FTFY
Fix'd
29404
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:11:15 PM »
pics or it didn't happen.
29405
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:08:50 PM »
Nyeh
ayyyyy watchu doin tonight?
Absolutely nothing >____>
Prolly drinking alone.
awww
29406
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:01:36 PM »
Nyeh
ayyyyy watchu doin tonight?
29407
« on: December 31, 2014, 11:53:35 AM »
This just in - Kinder can't recognize a youtube reddit novelty post. More developments at five.
- Das Burgundy, moderator of r/whyisthisnews
29408
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:43:59 AM »
Wait, was he arrested for his own safety or because bongs don't have free speech?
29409
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:41:52 AM »
Do guys count?
If so, 1.
Also, thanks for joining us tonight, Jim.
Hopefully they do, cause if not then my 2 turns to 0.
Oh the struggle
#thestruggleisreal
29410
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:24:05 AM »
Do guys count?
If so, 1.
Also, thanks for joining us tonight, Jim.
Hopefully they do, cause if not then my 2 turns to 0.
29411
« on: December 31, 2014, 07:46:57 AM »
I always thought LC was more of the deathly skinny, acne ridden, all greased up kind of otaku, but now I see that he's the sweaty fat guy who real girls would never let him touch them kind.
29412
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:53:38 AM »
Should have been on her hip. Usually when you carry a firearm, you want it as close to you as possible. You have more control over it that way.
purse based carry is pretty common, actually. Fitting into a small handbag is often used as a selling point of compact handguns to women. I dislike the idea though, between the chances of you purse being snatched or you just setting it down without realizing it, there's too many ways to lose accountability of your weapon.
29413
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:38:17 AM »
I Tru, you Tru, we all Tru.
29414
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:33:04 AM »
More like tfw op will never have any gf
29415
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:31:24 AM »
Some say that rape is an act of dominance, not sexual frustration. I say: "Porque no los dos?"
in all seriousness, I really have trouble seeing rape as an act of dominance. Maybe I'm just that far from being a rapist, but I've always seen it as more of a sexually-oriented behavior.
According to my first psychology professor, rapists who've been castrated still go back to rape people.
Can't you still be aroused, even after castration?
I, admittedly don't know much about it. But I figure since you can still get it up after a vasectomy...
Yes, and dustys teacher isn't wrong.
29416
« on: December 31, 2014, 06:30:15 AM »
I enjoyed this thread.
29417
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:44:10 PM »
Metallica only got better after their fourth album.
I think Kinder actually believes this.
29418
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:31:18 PM »
Jim, you're ugly as sin.
Not true.
You're right. That's why nobody says it : )
Oh ho ho 
29419
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:29:58 PM »
Downbooted?
29420
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:29:17 PM »
Jim, you're ugly as sin.
Not true.
29421
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:26:18 PM »
"Wow Jim, this is a pretty good band you recommended. Thanks!"
"yeah i enjoyed that album"
Quote from Defender literally like a couple of hours ago after I told him to listen to Skagos
Defender is a nonlifting faggot so he doesn't count.
29422
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:23:50 PM »
and auto-playing Queen music.
May I put in a request for the 8 Steps to Cuckolding instead?
29423
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:22:52 PM »
"Wow Jim, this is a pretty good band you recommended. Thanks!"
29424
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:21:42 PM »
She looks like she would have been attractive 40 years ago.
So when she was 6 years old?
Yes.
Pedo.
I'm not a pedo.
How do you figure?
Because it's not my fault that kids are sexy.
29425
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:20:51 PM »
Of welcomings. Allow me to give you this. 
29426
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:19:31 PM »
She looks like she would have been attractive 40 years ago.
So when she was 6 years old?
Yes.
Pedo.
I'm not a pedo.
29427
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:18:16 PM »
She looks like she would have been attractive 40 years ago.
So when she was 6 years old?
Yes.
29428
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:14:22 PM »
She looks like she would have been attractive 40 years ago.
29429
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:11:50 PM »
mods are awake post sfw milfs
Good lord, someone put that bovine back on it's farm.
29430
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:09:53 PM »
tfw no cute 11 year old to snuggle with
tfw that feel
So.... I'm gonna call the FBI...
>tfw nexus is jelly of an imaginary 11 year old girl.
I'm into older women.
Ew.
Why would you want things like crows feet, sagging tits, wrinkles, women who have to use a lot of makeup to still appear young ect. when you could admire something younger, more pure, and cute?
>older women
>ancient women
I don't know what you think I meant by older women, but I'm also am not a pedophile.
Dude, from 25 onwards, it's all downhill. Your body and mind stops developing, you'll start aging faster from there on, your bones will become more brittle from 30 on.
You got to get them while they're still young and fresh.
You're wrong. Women don't even hit their sexual peak till their 30s. Enjoy your pretty much necrophilia on top of pedophilia.
You're implying that necrophilia isn't the pinnacle of sexual relations.
A bit yeah. I mean, I am kinda used to doing most of the work in sex, but necrophilic like acts get old. Genuine Necrophilia is gross.
You're gross. Nothing is more beautiful than a lovely teenage corpse.
Except for almost ever other fucking thing out there.
The correct answer would have been "Except for that corpse to be already cut open for an autopsy."
The fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Not a god damn thing.
We've seen plenty of evidence to the contrary here.
What evidence?
Your constant denial of the truth in this thread
But I have been saying Milfs are better. That was the only truth.
Umm... no. See, there you go doing it again.
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