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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: #PurgeThePedos2015
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:05:00 PM »
You just can't accept that true love can only occur between two people with a maximum 1:2 age ratio.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:56:26 PM »
Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.
In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.
I kill all of them, as it reminds me of my abusive relationship with Tru.


I find a half dozen condoms and a fleshlight.
Guess I better go collect the bodies... for... medical research.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:52:37 PM »
Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.
In the houses I find a ton of traps having a huge orgy.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:49:44 PM »
Guys stop saying traps. I scripted the site to notify me whenever someone says that.

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The Flood / Re: Would You Support Unsticking the "Music Thread"?
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:46:17 PM »
I'm not fond of opening it up, just because of loading 25 youtube videos at once and it's not like I ever see discussion in there.

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The Flood / Re: 3rd Podcast Up
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:41:25 PM »
I have yet yet to watch a podcast episode so you should put me in one.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:35:03 PM »
Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?
Did somebody say traps?
NO
YES!

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:33:37 PM »
Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?
Did somebody say traps?

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:29:49 PM »

I'd be a lot more happy with a belly full of mead...

and a warm Tru.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:15:22 PM »
Morons. You fell for it.
ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

While I eat like 40 paracetamols at once, you can have tea and biscuits.
I guess I'll cover the costs afterwards ...
Non monetary gains, pls.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:07:02 PM »
Morons. You fell for it.
ayyy tru, step on over into the Mall Cop security HQ.

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The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:54:34 PM »
>.>
<.<

I'm going back to bed.

HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE
But I was never truly a participant!
Weeeell, tell you hwhat, clean up kinder's corpse and you can be a security guard for the weekend.
Can I put the body in compromising positions and upload pictures to the internet?

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The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:47:28 PM »
>.>
<.<

I'm going back to bed.

HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE
But I was never truly a participant!

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The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:43:56 PM »
>.>
<.<

I'm going back to bed.

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The Flood / Re: Odd question about a past user.
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:38:04 PM »
I really don't remember much of him at all...
Darn. I think you were my last hope of getting in touch with him :/
Well... oh, Aria may be able to help.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I SUMMON THEE!

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Hold on, I gotta stop for more mt dew

How did you get aboard?

Never mind. *gasses*

Sleeeeeepy time.
I have no clue. I just woke up from a 4 hour nap and can't force myself back to sleep.

And I was doing so well with nearly forcing my cycle back in to normality for the past two nights...

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Hold on, I gotta stop for more mt dew

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The Flood / Re: Odd question about a past user.
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:30:26 PM »
I really don't remember much of him at all...

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The Flood / Re: Why do people never learn?
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:39:58 PM »
Quote
Twitter user Annabel Staff said: "Dear oh dear, you ignorant p***k, hopefully you won't have a job to get to by the end of the day, enjoy going to court £Scum."

Marc Etches added: "Some people don't deserve to be on our roads. You obviously don't have a brain as you actually tweeted this to the world. £getready."
Wait, is the pound sterling symbol really your fucking hashtag?

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The Flood / Re: I WAS IN THE TRAP WHEN YOU WAS ON MYSPACE
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:31:24 PM »
2 Chainz is the embodiment of every reason why Jews need to be banned from the music industry.

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The Flood / Re: Mad Puns
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:55:41 PM »
I would have went with Mad Maxxx.

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The Flood / Re: Lemme clear a couple of things up.
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:27:11 PM »
>>opinions

No guys, Jim is actually 80% right here.
Lol. He ain't right enough.
Except he is. The Beatles were no more revolutionary than Madona.

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The Flood / Re: Lemme clear a couple of things up.
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:25:54 PM »
ItCotCK was overrated

and, tool is metal
What is so funny about these two statements is that together, they make one giant sign saying "I'M A RETARD!" that points at you
Red was better than court

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The Flood / Re: Lemme clear a couple of things up.
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:23:09 PM »
>>opinions

No guys, Jim is actually 80% right here.

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The Flood / Re: if mad max tried lacrosse
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:21:43 PM »
ohhoho

I get it.

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The Flood / Re: the average american athlete
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:08:07 PM »
Average British footballer



Difference is he isn't fat or wearing armour


armor*

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The Flood / Re: Kanye lends a hand to breakout star Paul McCartney
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:07:02 PM »
Gasp, kids don't know the individual members of an antiquated popdadrock  band from the 60's.

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The Flood / Re: what if
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:16:20 PM »
I got to 3
I only ever get to 2 before I just downvote and then quote to see what it says.

something something Yutaka doing 15 spoilers with a comment about me being tsundere because he knows I wont look past like 4
hit quote, look for it inside the code, proceed to downboot and call Yutaka a baka mexican.

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The Flood / Re: what if
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:12:36 PM »
I got to 3
I only ever get to 2 before I just downvote and then quote to see what it says.

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The Flood / Re: the average american athlete
« on: January 06, 2015, 12:09:21 PM »
You can't be small and a defensive tackle. How else are you gonna block and bring motherfuckers down?

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