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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:43:20 PM »
No bully pls, unless it's Tomoko
Talk shit get hit
Tell me you don't enjoy the schadenfreude.
I... no.
I don't believe you! I know that you self insert as Tomoko and enjoy every second!
No! Because I WAS Tomoko!
>implying that you don't to be an otaku fujo that gets bullied by life and everyone else 24/7

It's like a masochists personal heaven to be in, and a sadist's heaven to watch.
It wasn't fun though... I'm not the "I'm gonna play Dark Souls one handed" kind of masochist, but rather the "I want you to take the folding knife from my right pocket and trace the tip along my spine as the stereo plays some kind of shitty stoner rock." kind.
Booooo. Tomoko was made to be bullied, so that's what I'm going to do!
You are an evil, evil, man. Adolf Hitler Jr.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:40:05 PM »
No bully pls, unless it's Tomoko
Talk shit get hit
Tell me you don't enjoy the schadenfreude.
I... no.
I don't believe you! I know that you self insert as Tomoko and enjoy every second!
No! Because I WAS Tomoko!
>implying that you don't to be an otaku fujo that gets bullied by life and everyone else 24/7

It's like a masochists personal heaven to be in, and a sadist's heaven to watch.
It wasn't fun though... I'm not the "I'm gonna play Dark Souls one handed" kind of masochist, but rather the "I want you to take the folding knife from my right pocket and trace the tip along my spine as the stereo plays some kind of shitty stoner rock." kind.

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The Flood / Re: You are going to get laid, but you have to choose one.
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:35:30 PM »
If you say B you're an idiot.

FYI
lolno

If you say A I hope you enjoy the sound of hips breaking.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:34:28 PM »
No bully pls, unless it's Tomoko
Talk shit get hit
Tell me you don't enjoy the schadenfreude.
I... no.
I don't believe you! I know that you self insert as Tomoko and enjoy every second!
No! Because I WAS Tomoko!

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:32:17 PM »

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Serious / Re: Obama to Propose 2 Years of Community School for 'Free'
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:29:09 PM »
My biggest gripe is that this move is another step towards making college essential education and ruining the value of a diploma.
It already is. If you want a job that pays more than minimum wage, you need a degree.
Doesn't my very existence right now disprove this?
I wouldn't know. What do you do and what education do you have?

Yes, it's *possible* to have a good job without having a degree. Often, experience can be supplemented for education. But that's far from the norm.
Aviation fueler.
I've got nothing but a diploma (aside from some completely irrelevant HS level vocational certificates) and no experience handling/storing petroleum product prior (though I do have limited experience in the aviation field, mechanically.)

There's also plenty of factory type job around here that'll pay upwards of 15/h to their assembly line. Granted, the best paying options are the most hazardous parts in the manufacturing of industrial batteries. I avoid that place just because I hate the company though... but people who've been there a few years can more than support a family.
Mushroom farms pay surprisingly well for how menial the labor is.
 Folks in the warehouse I used to work at pulled over 12 with very nice benefits, and that seems to be on the low side for distribution facilities here (or so I heard). The only ones on government benefits was the token Mexican with 5 daughters and a Dominican kid with an obama phone.  I didn't even know how to operate a forklift when I got in there...

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Serious / Re: Obama to Propose 2 Years of Community School for 'Free'
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:17:27 PM »
My biggest gripe is that this move is another step towards making college essential education and ruining the value of a diploma.
It already is. If you want a job that pays more than minimum wage, you need a degree.
Doesn't my very existence right now disprove this?

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:16:39 PM »
No bully pls, unless it's Tomoko
Talk shit get hit

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:07:51 PM »
So do weaboos have such massive penises they feel self-conscious and try to offset them with girly moeshit?
DAS Likes guns tho..
And my people are how we ended up with shit like this.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:05:55 PM »


oooh oooh oooh.

How small is her penis?

Is the the right size for cuddling in the back of a truck during a cold night after a long day of shooting and lovemaking under the open skies?
Good looking women with nice personalities do not like guns.

This is a fact.



Shit, you're right. I mean, no one actually likes to competitively shoot, and good looking women who you'd want to bring home to mom don't like to shoot competitively.
Good lord... that is a... very nice prone posture...

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:04:33 PM »
The point is haruhi isn't the first show with an omnipotent teenage girl
Well duh, that's like saying The Day the Earth Stool Still was the first piece of science-fiction ever. I'm just pointing out that it's been done before, and years before Madoka rolled around.
Pointing out madoka wasn't first is no more meaningful that pointing out haruhi wasn't first
Then why'd you make the distinction yourself? hmm?  ;)

Everyone knows that a longer-established name is better than newer ones, so the Church of Haruhi > Church of Madoka. Baka Buzz Killington.
Well then by that logic if I happen to go off and resurrect the Cult of Belldandy...
Haruhiism a shit, just accept it.
I can't hear you over that SHIT opinion
True, are you even old enough to formulate opinions?
I'm 17 years old you moron, of course I am. Stop using that one against me
Oh, that's right. You'll be tuning three soon. Run along now, doggie. Here's a biscuit.

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The Flood / Re: You are going to get laid, but you have to choose one.
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:03:22 PM »
I only have to say she's 18, right?

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:02:23 PM »
The point is haruhi isn't the first show with an omnipotent teenage girl
Well duh, that's like saying The Day the Earth Stool Still was the first piece of science-fiction ever. I'm just pointing out that it's been done before, and years before Madoka rolled around.
Pointing out madoka wasn't first is no more meaningful that pointing out haruhi wasn't first
Then why'd you make the distinction yourself? hmm?  ;)

Everyone knows that a longer-established name is better than newer ones, so the Church of Haruhi > Church of Madoka. Baka Buzz Killington.
Well then by that logic if I happen to go off and resurrect the Cult of Belldandy...
Haruhiism a shit, just accept it.
I can't hear you over that SHIT opinion
True, are you even old enough to formulate opinions?

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:01:30 PM »
I hereby establish the Cult of Cromartie. Gather ye' faithful in a time of comedic glory.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:58:35 PM »
The point is haruhi isn't the first show with an omnipotent teenage girl
Well duh, that's like saying The Day the Earth Stool Still was the first piece of science-fiction ever. I'm just pointing out that it's been done before, and years before Madoka rolled around.
Pointing out madoka wasn't first is no more meaningful that pointing out haruhi wasn't first
Then why'd you make the distinction yourself? hmm?  ;)

Everyone knows that a longer-established name is better than newer ones, so the Church of Haruhi > Church of Madoka. Baka Buzz Killington.
Well then by that logic if I happen to go off and resurrect the Cult of Belldandy...
Haruhiism a shit, just accept it.

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The Flood / Re: I completely forgot
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:54:37 PM »
You either shot a pellet gun or 22caliber.

Lol
It was a 22 High Standard yeah
Please come back when you shoot a real gun.
Shooting is only for pros right? Only bitches start out with something easy.
Managing to hit near the center (it's not even consistent) with a 22 is nothing special.
You say that like grouping a 30-06 is something of an accomplishment...

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:50:10 PM »


>tfw no qt Helferin reenactor gf

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:41:07 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
Quote
akimboing Remington 770's.

Dayum son
Gonna go try it out on your grandady's farm out back by the lynching tree?

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:39:16 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
You still have a small cock
It's true... that's why I like tiny girls. You dick never looks as big as it does when you're inside a 12 year old cunt.

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:37:08 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:34:24 PM »
Haruhi did it first.
Yeah but Haruhi's a bitch.

And a slut.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:32:11 PM »
Why can't I have both?
Because one is hideous and will ruin your life.
Nigga, I know you aren't talking about the girl on the right who has the innocent look of a gradeschooler and probably weighs all of 90lbs.
Sorry, DAS, I got bad news.
Spoiler
No you're brainwashed. She's pure and innocent for at least three more years. Then she's just some fat old cow looking for a man to leech off of.
WRONG

3DPD is inherently evil. The only thing it ever wants to do is have an opportunity to ruin you.
Fuck you little girls are pure.

>3d reaction image

Is this how far the Church has fallen?
Not nearly as far as it's followers.
You take that back! I am a loyal adherent to the waifu denomination of the Church of Our Goddess Madoka!

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:29:05 PM »
Why can't I have both?
Because one is hideous and will ruin your life.
Nigga, I know you aren't talking about the girl on the right who has the innocent look of a gradeschooler and probably weighs all of 90lbs.
Sorry, DAS, I got bad news.
Spoiler
No you're brainwashed. She's pure and innocent for at least three more years. Then she's just some fat old cow looking for a man to leech off of.
WRONG

3DPD is inherently evil. The only thing it ever wants to do is have an opportunity to ruin you.
Fuck you little girls are pure.

>3d reaction image

Is this how far the Church has fallen?

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:26:40 PM »
Why can't I have both?
Because one is hideous and will ruin your life.
Nigga, I know you aren't talking about the girl on the right who has the innocent look of a gradeschooler and probably weighs all of 90lbs.
Sorry, DAS, I got bad news.
Spoiler
No you're brainwashed. She's pure and innocent for at least three more years. Then she's just some fat old cow looking for a man to leech off of.
WRONG

3DPD is inherently evil. The only thing it ever wants to do is have an opportunity to ruin you.
Fuck you little girls are pure.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:22:20 PM »
Why can't I have both?
Because one is hideous and will ruin your life.
Nigga, I know you aren't talking about the girl on the right who has the innocent look of a gradeschooler and probably weighs all of 90lbs.
Sorry, DAS, I got bad news.
Spoiler
No you're brainwashed. She's pure and innocent for at least three more years. Then she's just some fat old cow looking for a man to leech off of.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:20:25 PM »
Why can't I have both?
Because one is hideous and will ruin your life.
Nigga, I know you aren't talking about the girl on the right who has the innocent look of a gradeschooler and probably weighs all of 90lbs.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:14:44 PM »
Why can't I have both?

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The Flood / Re: 459 pages of threads
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:08:04 PM »
Welcome back herr oberkommandolietenantkaptainfeldwebelsabsfuhrer guy.

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Serious / Re: AMA--philosophy edition
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:53:06 PM »
So in other words, post modernist beliefs need to land you a spot on an NSA watch list?

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Serious / Re: AMA--philosophy edition
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:50:55 PM »
Well then, if every one in the western world became a post-modernist, how long would it be until Islamic extremism goes unchecked and the entire planet falls to Sharia law like the UK has?

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