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Serious / Re: AMA--philosophy edition
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:37:18 AM »
Why was Freud right about everything?

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The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:36:14 AM »
Tea
Look, I know you wanna be an American, but it's not that bad.

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The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:35:20 AM »
I have a particular strong dislike for things that have... clashing flavors. Like, when I wasn't a vegan, I wouldn't even eat burgers--they had to be plain. So, basically, a chicken sandwich. I was the guy who was like, "I'll have a plain cheeseburger; hold the cheese." I wouldn't even eat pizza. Now I can't eat pizza/burgers. So it all worked out in the end.
My brother would absolutely find you the most miserable person on the planet of you two were to discuss food.

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Serious / Re: "Why hasn't Japan banned child-porn comics?"
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:16:27 AM »
Okay, well I'm glad you understood what I was trying to say rather than getting caught up on the shitty example itself.
I can't exactly agree with the rest of your sentiment though, but then again, we have rather different ideas on the expression of sexuality.

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The Flood / Re: Should we exterminate the Africans?
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:14:01 AM »
I'd say do it, but the again, you know me...

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Serious / Re: 2000 in a day.
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:36:58 AM »
Something needs to be done.

If Boko Haram start controlling swathes of Nigeria, and ISIS take hold of parts of Iraq and Syria, then this war is going to go on for a lot longer than it has to.
Yeah, but if we intervene than we're the evil imperial world police.

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Serious / Re: "Why hasn't Japan banned child-porn comics?"
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:34:54 AM »
Displaying as in letting people know about it. Flaunting it. Through discussion, you know.

If you act on your urges, you should be persecuted AND prosecuted. Draconianly.
I disagree with the first point. We don't persecute gays for talking about being gay.

The second I'm marginally on board with.

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Oh Russia... What will they think of next?

Probably to ban women from driving too.
Then voting.
Then leaving the house unaccompanied.


In the interest of public safety, every nation should do the first.

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The Flood / Re: We've had ~420,000 Posts by 666 Members
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:59:22 AM »
If that happens, I'm going to need how to pronounce your name.
Cat.
but wouldn't it be "neko" or some shit
Yer startin ya sound like one of them wayabuggers naw son.

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I print out every thread that mentions my name and hang it on my wall to impress my friends with my monstrous e-peen and the fame that comes with being a mod here.
in other words, your wall is full of posts mocking the EU, saying that you eat French fries wrong, and something something ponies something subhuman.
Correct?
No, those I keep in a special folder called "the naughty list". Every time I have to do any mod business, I go through the naughty list and give an additional 5% to everyone found guilty of insulting the EU (praise be former leader Barrosso) and eating French (BELGIAN) fries the wrong way.
#literallymodabuse

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The Flood / Re: I am not a smart man.
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:55:54 AM »
Moral of the story: Always empty and disassemble your boxes before starting any project.
I did, I just didn't look down to see the cable.
Confucius say, man who always look up have stiff neck.

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It wouldn't be so tempting to call it freedom of speech if Muslims didn't riot/shoot-up a place when a cartoon is published.

Just let that fact detonate in your brain for a minute: at least 13 people are dead because a satirical magazine published a cartoon.

In saying that, I don't know of any cartoon published about Jews which genuinely isn't anti-Semitic, and I don't know of anybody actually calling out non-anti-Semitic cartoons as anti-Semitic.

I think that cartoon could also be representing it as The West=United States, which makes sense.  Plus our Muslims seem to be at least more tolerant than yours in the U.K.

....why is that actually?
If demographics mean anything, I think it's because we have a less dense Muslim population.

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The Flood / Re: I am not a smart man.
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:52:50 AM »
Moral of the story: Always empty and disassemble your boxes before starting any project.

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Serious / Re: "Why hasn't Japan banned child-porn comics?"
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:50:06 AM »
I find it amusing that everyone is willing to believe that smoking pot won't turn you into a hardcore cocaine addict but plenty of people still think that looking at lolicon will make you touch little girls.

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The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:47:02 AM »
ITT: sperglords who don't like sushi
Hey sushi is g8 m8

 praise Japan
Says the casual who dislikes dry wine...

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Oh Russia... What will they think of next?

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I print out every thread that mentions my name and hang it on my wall to impress my friends with my monstrous e-peen and the fame that comes with being a mod here.
in other words, your wall is full of posts mocking the EU, saying that you eat French fries wrong, and something something ponies something subhuman.
Correct?

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I can't wait to print the next Anarchy!

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The Flood / Re: NOW I'VE LOST IT
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:10:59 PM »
#explosionimminent

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:09:45 PM »
Hitler was a silly and impressionable man who lacked the talent to paint. I, on the other hand, am silly and lack the talent to paint. See? Big difference.
I see about a six inch difference...

And if I recall properly, you've hardly moved on from training bras. Just like ol' Addy.
The difference is that I accept my flaws as goodness, and Adolf overcompensated with high fashion and the mass murder of jews, blacks, gypsies, and homosexuals!
you're implying that genocide of the lesser races isn't the answer to everything.
Only if it's not spearheaded by a funny little man in cargo shorts!
So what, you're telling me I can't build the fourth Reich?
As long as you don't wear cargo shorts, I would be... not exactly proud, but content with calling you mein Führer.
But what else am I supposed to wear in the summer? I don't shave my legs, so my skirts are out of the question.
blue jeans that zip off at the knee like cool kids!
I actually had a pair of those when I was 12.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:07:32 PM »
Hitler was a silly and impressionable man who lacked the talent to paint. I, on the other hand, am silly and lack the talent to paint. See? Big difference.
I see about a six inch difference...

And if I recall properly, you've hardly moved on from training bras. Just like ol' Addy.
The difference is that I accept my flaws as goodness, and Adolf overcompensated with high fashion and the mass murder of jews, blacks, gypsies, and homosexuals!
you're implying that genocide of the lesser races isn't the answer to everything.
Only if it's not spearheaded by a funny little man in cargo shorts!
So what, you're telling me I can't build the fourth Reich?
As long as you don't wear cargo shorts, I would be... not exactly proud, but content with calling you mein Führer.
But what else am I supposed to wear in the summer? I don't shave my legs, so my skirts are out of the question.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:05:26 PM »
Hitler was a silly and impressionable man who lacked the talent to paint. I, on the other hand, am silly and lack the talent to paint. See? Big difference.
I see about a six inch difference...

And if I recall properly, you've hardly moved on from training bras. Just like ol' Addy.
The difference is that I accept my flaws as goodness, and Adolf overcompensated with high fashion and the mass murder of jews, blacks, gypsies, and homosexuals!
you're implying that genocide of the lesser races isn't the answer to everything.
Only if it's not spearheaded by a funny little man in cargo shorts!
So what, you're telling me I can't build the fourth Reich?

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:04:48 PM »
Then why do black people have guns?

 your argument is invalid.
Tin foil alert: BBC was a myth made up by slave traders to sell domestic house slaves to lonely women who disliked their rich old husbands.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:03:30 PM »
Hitler was a silly and impressionable man who lacked the talent to paint. I, on the other hand, am silly and lack the talent to paint. See? Big difference.
I see about a six inch difference...

And if I recall properly, you've hardly moved on from training bras. Just like ol' Addy.
The difference is that I accept my flaws as goodness, and Adolf overcompensated with high fashion and the mass murder of jews, blacks, gypsies, and homosexuals!
you're implying that genocide of the lesser races isn't the answer to everything.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:59:00 PM »
Hitler was a silly and impressionable man who lacked the talent to paint. I, on the other hand, am silly and lack the talent to paint. See? Big difference.
I see about a six inch difference...

And if I recall properly, you've hardly moved on from training bras. Just like ol' Addy.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:56:03 PM »
The most fun thing about bullying Tomoko and Ouya-tan is that they're cute! Cute things are fun to bully!

No.
Fluffy ponies were made to abuse. Tomoko was made to hug and cry with.
Fluffy ponies are made to do the ultraviolent, Tomoko is made to laugh at and call silly names!
you


are literally


HITLER

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:53:39 PM »
The most fun thing about bullying Tomoko and Ouya-tan is that they're cute! Cute things are fun to bully!

No.
Fluffy ponies were made to abuse. Tomoko was made to hug and cry with.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:51:39 PM »
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
;--;
why
Tru won't give him panties and Aria is bullying Tomoko.
IT'S LIKE FEMINIST HITLER IS IN POWER OR SOMETHING
I told you this would happen.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:49:43 PM »
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD
;--;
why
Tru won't give him panties and Aria is bullying Tomoko.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:47:26 PM »
No bully pls, unless it's Tomoko
Talk shit get hit
Tell me you don't enjoy the schadenfreude.
I... no.
I don't believe you! I know that you self insert as Tomoko and enjoy every second!
No! Because I WAS Tomoko!
>implying that you don't to be an otaku fujo that gets bullied by life and everyone else 24/7

It's like a masochists personal heaven to be in, and a sadist's heaven to watch.
It wasn't fun though... I'm not the "I'm gonna play Dark Souls one handed" kind of masochist, but rather the "I want you to take the folding knife from my right pocket and trace the tip along my spine as the stereo plays some kind of shitty stoner rock." kind.
Booooo. Tomoko was made to be bullied, so that's what I'm going to do!
You are an evil, evil, man. Adolf Hitler Jr.
Bullying is a serious dedication, and my parents always told me not to quit at things! I will bully her come high water or hellfire and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
NO BULLY!

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