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Whenever I try to talk English bits of American always come out.

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The Flood / Re: what's your favorite booze to get wasted on
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:08:56 PM »
Spoiler
Spoiler
nah, I'm not that fucking desperate to die.

If I really want to just get absolutely trashed over a night, the answer lies in a three liter jug of cheap concord wine, preferably Manischewitz. Fucking grape jelly tasting shit never seems to make me sick no matter how much I drink to the point of being unable to stand, and I have to admit to actually liking the stuff.

But uh... otherwise, the answer in Jim Beam. In tea or OJ if I'm at home, in coke if I've gone out.

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:57:14 PM »
i feel like no one watched the op video
too busy watching QUALITY Shaft animation.

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The Flood / Re: Inspirational
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:31:50 PM »
Jesus is my gardener. He doesn't speak English very well.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:31:09 PM »
Oh my shit. I had some bbq from Franklin's in Austina  few months ago. You have to get there at about 9 am and wait an hour in line but holy fucking mother of god it's the best fucking bbq in texas


dat brisket

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:28:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:24:17 PM »
I've been failing in my duties as a PA Dutchman. Been ages since I fried up some panhaas or had any hogmaw.


I'm really not fond of the stomach itself. It's got a consistency between overcooked squid and shoe leather, but the sausage and potatoes cook in the most delicious way imaginable for some reason.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:11:55 PM »
Also



proper kraut
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:09:18 PM »
Also



Jaeger schnitzel
They cooked the gravy wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:06:33 PM »


/thread
Racist.
listen here motherfucker

I am white and I'll tell you that chicken and waffles is the greatest god damn thing ever
That's cultural appropriation, you shitlord.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:05:08 PM »

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Remind me when Luxio or Luxray became good, please.

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The Flood / Re: I bought an Ak-47 today.
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:55:35 PM »
Why are white Americans so infatuated with killing machines
>implying niggas ain't be jumpin for a nine

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:54:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:52:41 PM »
I would wager the Romans came up with it.


Glorious Cicero!!!
Sissyro*
GLORIOUS MARCUS

Gaius Marius or bust.


Get it?


Bust

God damn I'm witty.
Ewwwwww Gaius more like Gayus xD
rekt
Everyone in ancient Rome was gay.
And a pedophile.
Not wrong about that one.
>because being liberal on fucking both sexes makes you 100% ghey
You're either gay or your not.
Then I've been living life on the edge.
Nope. You're either gay or your not. No in between, no going back.
Then do I have mental sickness? Because I like both the sausages and tacos.

I've been living a lie!!!!!

...............what?
What?

I asked you first
Okay. So...yes.

Yes to.........you have a mental illness?
No, I was not being serious.
Science disagrees. You can't argue with science.

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:47:21 PM »
If we keep or idolize anything that's a first or "special", then the world would be full of useless shit
Just like this Wikipedia page!

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:46:13 PM »
I would wager the Romans came up with it.


Glorious Cicero!!!
Sissyro*
GLORIOUS MARCUS

Gaius Marius or bust.


Get it?


Bust

God damn I'm witty.
Ewwwwww Gaius more like Gayus xD
rekt
Everyone in ancient Rome was gay.
And a pedophile.
Not wrong about that one.
>because being liberal on fucking both sexes makes you 100% ghey
You're either gay or your not.
Then I've been living life on the edge.
Nope. You're either gay or your not. No in between, no going back.
Then do I have mental sickness? Because I like both the sausages and tacos.

I've been living a lie!!!!!
PSU antics aside, last I checked, that's still the most likely explanation.

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:43:00 PM »
I would wager the Romans came up with it.


Glorious Cicero!!!
Sissyro*
GLORIOUS MARCUS

Gaius Marius or bust.


Get it?


Bust

God damn I'm witty.
Ewwwwww Gaius more like Gayus xD
rekt
Everyone in ancient Rome was gay.
And a pedophile.
Not wrong about that one.
>because being liberal on fucking both sexes makes you 100% ghey
You're either gay or your not.
Then I've been living life on the edge.
Nope. You're either gay or your not. No in between, no going back.

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:40:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:37:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What you must know before you see American Sniper
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:36:44 PM »
>midge
>ever not trolling ever

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The Flood / Re: Daily dose of Fatsby
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:34:04 PM »
No, it's "neve ro ddo reven" which sounds like some bullshit George Lucas language.

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The Flood / Re: Serious Question
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:28:13 PM »
I would wager the Romans came up with it.


Glorious Cicero!!!

Nahhhhh Julius was a psychopath who got lucky by having connections.

>being this much of a fag

gg tblocks
Well I'm gonna say I'm biased because I'm reading a book that focuses on Cicero. >_>
You'll love the events of 43bc when you get to them.

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Gaming / Re: So the Sonic community is now trying to ruin Pokemon...
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:20:15 PM »
someone post Sonichu.
Let's not and say we did.

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I'm not an expert on ballistics, nor do I know the full extensiveness of each variation of a round but from the videos I've seen of a 7.62x39 round being fired, it just decimates concrete into nothing but rubble.
Yeah, it'll crack up a cinder block from a straight shot pretty damn good, but a sidewalk slab at an angle after going through someone's head?
And if you're not talking about the lack of a dent in the sidewalk, heads and concrete are rather different. Same with melons. It's no where near comparable in terms of visual representation of damage.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:02:20 PM »
And I'm just sitting here like, god damn it I want some spicy fuckin tuna.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread? Food thread!
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:46:42 PM »
I would, but I don't care to right now.

Not even sin will make me care right now Das.
That is the Beefy Crunch Burrito and you will address it's holy form properly.

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