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28651
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:49 PM »
Holy shit... You do say lmfao a lot.
28652
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:32:57 PM »
No, I think the top of my head's grown out enough now.
28653
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:29:55 PM »
You owned Korra in that Fire thread in Serious.
28654
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:27:27 PM »
Oh, finally. I didn't want to be that guy...
28655
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:24:21 PM »
28656
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:20:21 PM »
Whenever I try to talk English bits of American always come out.
shouldn't it be the other way around
No. Maybe.
28657
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:17:17 PM »
would wife
28658
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:04:07 PM »
>sfw
Well there goes over half my liked images from tumblr...
28659
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:01:43 PM »
Nope, I really really dig it. I could consider myself one, actually - if you have to put a label on me.
Can we see some pics?
No, I don't think so. I'd prefer to remain faceless.
>faceless
YOU WERE THE ONE ON ANARCHY!
THAT'S NOT TRUE I SWEAR
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
because that's not true
Yes it is. Now tell me where you got those shoes.
What shoes? I have noooooo idea what you're talking about.
There was an anonymous crossdresser last anarchy, a total qt as well. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you.
looool this conversation
IT WAS YOU!
Nah, I wish I had a body like that ;_;
Damn it.
I still say that looked like Death's dick from the thread that got Kiyo demoted that one time... but of course he denies it.
I'm running out of people to accuse.
What if the particular person is lying with the intention of misleading you?
THEN IT IS YOU!
Nope.
Well, fuck.
28660
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:00:27 PM »
Nope, I really really dig it. I could consider myself one, actually - if you have to put a label on me.
Can we see some pics?
No, I don't think so. I'd prefer to remain faceless.
>faceless
YOU WERE THE ONE ON ANARCHY!
THAT'S NOT TRUE I SWEAR
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
because that's not true
Yes it is. Now tell me where you got those shoes.
What shoes? I have noooooo idea what you're talking about.
There was an anonymous crossdresser last anarchy, a total qt as well. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you.
looool this conversation
IT WAS YOU!
Nah, I wish I had a body like that ;_;
Damn it.
I still say that looked like Death's dick from the thread that got Kiyo demoted that one time... but of course he denies it.
I'm running out of people to accuse.
What if the particular person is lying with the intention of misleading you?
THEN IT IS YOU!
28661
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:00:03 PM »
I put a puppy in the oven and cooked it alive.
...
It's fine, it was only a mongrel, we couldn't sell it so we had to put it down some how.
what is a bullet to the head?
what is mercy?
what is euthanasia?
what is decency?
what is literally any other possibly way of killing something besides fucking burning it?
We don't have guns
We acted merciful, it was that or let it starve for weeks
Why take it to the vet when we can do it for free?
Well it was the quickest and easiest for us, so deal.
God I hope someone bombs your mosque when you join the Palestinian army
It's only a dog, wtf is your problem?
It's just that most of us seem to have a conscience.
Or a sense of culinary responsibility.
28662
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:59:09 PM »
Jesus fuck.
Who actually thought it would be a good idea to invite Loaf to this place?
Jim
28663
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
If you're so inclined.
Deep fried it is then.
I'd suggest just regular fried or baked.
You seem to forget that I'm an AMERICAN!
28664
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:55:08 PM »
Nope, I really really dig it. I could consider myself one, actually - if you have to put a label on me.
Can we see some pics?
No, I don't think so. I'd prefer to remain faceless.
>faceless
YOU WERE THE ONE ON ANARCHY!
THAT'S NOT TRUE I SWEAR
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
because that's not true
Yes it is. Now tell me where you got those shoes.
What shoes? I have noooooo idea what you're talking about.
There was an anonymous crossdresser last anarchy, a total qt as well. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you.
looool this conversation
IT WAS YOU!
Nah, I wish I had a body like that ;_;
Damn it. I still say that looked like Death's dick from the thread that got Kiyo demoted that one time... but of course he denies it. I'm running out of people to accuse.
28665
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:52:10 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
If you're so inclined.
Deep fried it is then.
28666
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:51:19 PM »
Nope, I really really dig it. I could consider myself one, actually - if you have to put a label on me.
Can we see some pics?
No, I don't think so. I'd prefer to remain faceless.
>faceless
YOU WERE THE ONE ON ANARCHY!
THAT'S NOT TRUE I SWEAR
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
because that's not true
Yes it is. Now tell me where you got those shoes.
What shoes? I have noooooo idea what you're talking about.
There was an anonymous crossdresser last anarchy, a total qt as well. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you.
looool this conversation
IT WAS YOU!
28667
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:50:10 PM »
I put a puppy in the oven and cooked it alive.
...
It's fine, it was only a mongrel, we couldn't sell it so we had to put it down some how.
And so you chose the option that renders the potential meal invalid. GG, Kiyo. G fucking G.
28668
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:46:48 PM »
Jokes on you. Sex with fat people are amazing.
Oh yeah? Then why can't I get laid?
Not enough people are chubby chasers.
Good. We don't need your disease to become an epidemic.
call me a disease all you want
im having great sex at the end of the day
Oh sure, tell people fat girls give good sex and it becomes okay to fuck them, but tell someone that a mare has control over every single muscle in her vagina and they just look at you like there's a swastika tattooed on your forehead.
28669
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:44:49 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
Try them with salsa.
Cooked?
28670
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:44:04 PM »
I thought I had an anole, but god damn it, this motherfucker has lived way too fucking long.
28671
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:43:13 PM »
Jokes on you. Sex with fat people are amazing.
Oh yeah? Then why can't I get laid?
Not enough people are chubby chasers.
Good. We don't need your disease to become an epidemic.
28672
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:42:09 PM »
I put a puppy in the oven and cooked it alive.
No. Bad Kiyo. You gut your meat before you cook it.
28673
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:41:15 PM »
Jokes on you. Sex with fat people are amazing.
Oh yeah? Then why can't I get laid?
28674
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:39:06 PM »
Suck it, Meta!
28675
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:36:54 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
I'd split it with you over a plate of grasshoppers.
Ehh... I can't say I enjoyed grasshopper last I ate one.
28676
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »
You sick bastard
I couldn't help it. I just... had the jar and... it was too hilarious. I mean, come on, you ever see a dog with peanut butter stuck to the roof of it's mouth? Fucking funny ass shit. They can't get it off!
28677
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:26:21 PM »
28678
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:23:05 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit
Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
Haha no. The alcohol dilutes the venom, and makes it nonpoisonous, but it fucks you up bad. 2 shots ends your night.
And I'll eat the motherfuckin snake.
28679
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:17:56 PM »
Habu-sake will take you from 0 to hallucinating in about 10 min.
Holy shit Do you... eat the snake like the tequila worm?
28680
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:15:51 PM »
 PRAISE THE AMISH!
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