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The Flood / Re: Drivers I Hate.
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:26:49 AM »
"I'm just gonna sit in the left lane right next to the car in the right lane for ten miles"
Fuck you guy. You deserve to be tailgated to within two inches of a collision.

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I saw an old lady in a  early 80's Lincoln Town Car yesterday driving home from work. It was nearly immaculate and I had a notion to follow her and ask her to sell it ala that-douchebag-fon-counting-cars-who-says-interwebs-unironically style.

Acquire something like that and work the motor. #swage for years, baby. #swage for years.
Those cars are nice, but I'd still go with the Jeep. More general purpose and fitting for my environment.
Did Chrysler have jeep by then? If so, I'd totes put a 440 in that.
I have no idea. You'd have to look it up.
Wikipedia says that the most desirable years or '87 to '91 were Chrysler.

AWW SHIT SON!

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I saw an old lady in a  early 80's Lincoln Town Car yesterday driving home from work. It was nearly immaculate and I had a notion to follow her and ask her to sell it ala that-douchebag-fon-counting-cars-who-says-interwebs-unironically style.

Acquire something like that and work the motor. #swage for years, baby. #swage for years.
Those cars are nice, but I'd still go with the Jeep. More general purpose and fitting for my environment.
Did Chrysler have jeep by then? If so, I'd totes put a 440 in that.

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I saw an old lady in a  early 80's Lincoln Town Car yesterday driving home from work. It was nearly immaculate and I had a notion to follow her and ask her to sell it ala that-douchebag-fon-counting-cars-who-says-interwebs-unironically style.

Acquire something like that and work the motor. #swage for years, baby. #swage for years.

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The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:07:31 AM »

one on the right, please. The others can fuck off.

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:03:25 AM »
Spoiler
Quote
'Ronnie used to take me out in his car, a Ford Mondeo, but eventually he wasn't able to turn the steering wheel or change gear because my flab was in the way. And the front suspension went, which we both knew was because of me. Ronnie is very sweet and loves me for who I am, but he is honest.'
>ford mondeo
>European model name

LOL she's prolly a bong.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101791/Britains-fattest-woman-Brenda-Flanagan-Davies-weighs-40STONE.html
Allah save the Sultanate, how does she not sink the island?

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The Flood / Re: Why do you hate fat people?
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:02:18 AM »
PSU is insecure about liking fat chicks

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Gaming / Re: Does anyone have a Gameshark for GBA?
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:01:05 AM »
I'd be surprised if you can't find an .iso of that disc online.
Stop supporting piracy.
I meant buying it legally from an online source, of course. >_>
I'm watching you...

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 11:00:42 AM »
Spoiler
Quote
'Ronnie used to take me out in his car, a Ford Mondeo, but eventually he wasn't able to turn the steering wheel or change gear because my flab was in the way. And the front suspension went, which we both knew was because of me. Ronnie is very sweet and loves me for who I am, but he is honest.'
>ford mondeo
>European model name

LOL she's prolly a bong.

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Gaming / Re: Does anyone have a Gameshark for GBA?
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:55:39 AM »
I'd be surprised if you can't find an .iso of that disc online.
Stop supporting piracy.

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The Flood / Re: Words of advice
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:33:15 AM »
Mooooooo

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The Flood / Re: why did flee get demote
« on: January 11, 2015, 10:26:06 AM »
For those doubting the fact that I still have mod powers, I will now prove that I do by displaying a healthy dose of modabuse and editing a gif of Pinkie Pie in my dear fellow brony Das Boot's post.

Enjoy.
FUCKING HELL AT LEAST USE A PONY THAT ISN'T CONDENSED AUTISM

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The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:55:29 AM »
>Is confused
>Dick stuck in fan

I honestly don't know if this thread is about females or males, and whether I should be turned on or cringing.
You should be turned on, thats all you need to know.
I do believe a lot of people are not.
A lot of people don't have good taste when it comes to the finer things in life.
They are cute indeed.
You have taste :3

ay no bad

I can't read weeb!
I think he doesn't want us talking about femboys.

He's such a kill joy.
It makes him jealous.

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:53:18 AM »
It's obvious why people find fat women attractive. They have big tits and big asses.
But they're so unshapely, saggy, and cottage cheesy.

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The Flood / Re: why did flee get demote
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:49:35 AM »
Cheat finally listened to me about having Bronies on the staff.

Oh boy, do I love Pinkie Pie!


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The Flood / Re: Who's ready for booty?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:46:57 AM »
Not sure why you folks like the guy so much. But ok.
Because he's a cool guy and he has better posting habits than over half the people here.

"Cool" is subjective.

Better posting habits? Recycling the same annoying jokes/insults and talking about weed and butts?


Just say that out loud, and you'll realize how weird it sounds.
But ANYWAYS, I'm going to bed.
>being consistent and understandable in interests
>Has his own personal line of comebacks
>Is really chill about everything so long as you don't act like a jerk about it

'Aight. Just stop with that h8 m8, it'll just keep making you irr8

I'm not referring to past stuff >_>

I just don't like his posting habits. It's very limited and repeats.
Because yours isn't limited and repetitive?
>________>
-______-
<________<
^______^
XD
>every other text face
"stop derailing"
"i have no sense of humour"
>religious posts or posts reminding us you're religious as if we care
You've gone incoherent.
Put that mirror down
Thanks for proving you're obsessed, Methew.
You changed your name to "You're"?
Hello, "you".

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The Flood / Re: Who's ready for booty?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:42:58 AM »
Not sure why you folks like the guy so much. But ok.
Because he's a cool guy and he has better posting habits than over half the people here.

"Cool" is subjective.

Better posting habits? Recycling the same annoying jokes/insults and talking about weed and butts?


Just say that out loud, and you'll realize how weird it sounds.
But ANYWAYS, I'm going to bed.
>being consistent and understandable in interests
>Has his own personal line of comebacks
>Is really chill about everything so long as you don't act like a jerk about it

'Aight. Just stop with that h8 m8, it'll just keep making you irr8

I'm not referring to past stuff >_>

I just don't like his posting habits. It's very limited and repeats.
Because yours isn't limited and repetitive?
>________>
-______-
<________<
^______^
XD
>every other text face
"stop derailing"
"i have no sense of humour"
>religious posts or posts reminding us you're religious as if we care
You've gone incoherent.
Put that mirror down
Thanks for proving you're obsessed, Methew.

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The Flood / Re: Who's ready for booty?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:33:54 AM »
Not sure why you folks like the guy so much. But ok.
Because he's a cool guy and he has better posting habits than over half the people here.

"Cool" is subjective.

Better posting habits? Recycling the same annoying jokes/insults and talking about weed and butts?


Just say that out loud, and you'll realize how weird it sounds.
But ANYWAYS, I'm going to bed.
>being consistent and understandable in interests
>Has his own personal line of comebacks
>Is really chill about everything so long as you don't act like a jerk about it

'Aight. Just stop with that h8 m8, it'll just keep making you irr8

I'm not referring to past stuff >_>

I just don't like his posting habits. It's very limited and repeats.
Because yours isn't limited and repetitive?
>________>
-______-
<________<
^______^
XD
>every other text face
"stop derailing"
"i have no sense of humour"
>religious posts or posts reminding us you're religious as if we care
You've gone incoherent.

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The Flood / Re: I hate working at 5AM
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:31:15 AM »
Do what I do and only sleep four hours a day.

Sorry Das, but I actually care about my body.

*he says as he drinks an energy drink*

EDIT

Quote
energy-efficient drink


Fuck you phone , you don't speak for me.
Unfortunately it's not usually by choice...

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The Flood / Re: Butthole Thread
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:29:44 AM »
Casper.

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Serious / Re: Do you agree solitary confinement is torture?
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:27:53 AM »
In excess, yes.

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:58:45 AM »

Fucking eww. I just can't tolerate that kind of fat girl logic.

Come to think of it, that kind of fucked up logic is the reason why people end up like that.
Probably partly true. I mean, if you think it's okay to have a 30% body fat index because "not matter what, you're beautiful!" what's to stop you from worrying about being 200 lbs when you're only 5 foot 4?

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:55:41 AM »

Fucking eww. I just can't tolerate that kind of fat girl logic.

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:48:47 AM »
I seriously wonder how people get that fat.
I can't even fathom it. Like, you actually have to fucking try to get that obese.
I mean, like, yeah, I'm fat and that's not changing anytime soon, but shit, I at least make sure I don't get any fucking bigger.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:46:14 AM »
Fruit has feelings too.

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:44:08 AM »
>it's not my money, it's the money of a deficit spending public service funded by the 60% income tax I pay!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Landwhalius Britannica, a humanoid creature incapable of advanced reasoning skills.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:35:50 AM »
There only reluctant because saying plants feel pain as a scientist is like saying you saw an alien mothership as a pilot. The feds will blacklist you from employment in the field.
That sounds pretty bogus to me, sorry.
Except the FAA actually does that to pilots.
Well, that's just unnecessary. But it's not that difficult for a scientist to show his work, is it? If they're afraid of getting "blacklisted"--which, I don't even see why they would be--then that just means they have no balls. No respect for the field that they work in.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:30:24 AM »
There only reluctant because saying plants feel pain as a scientist is like saying you saw an alien mothership as a pilot. The feds will blacklist you from employment in the field.
That sounds pretty bogus to me, sorry.
Except the FAA actually does that to pilots.

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The Flood / Re: Worst thing you've done to an animal?
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:25:00 AM »
Oh, and I'm not addicted to meat, either. If I was in a situation where I was deprived of meat with no reliable way to get it, I would simply seek alternatives like fruit, nuts and vegetables.
You would crave it, though. You would hunger for it. If even for a fleeting moment. Don't even try to deny it.
God damn it Verb, I want some fucking bag balonga now.

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The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 08:17:37 AM »
Nah, the one you pulled out wasn't your own, but from that guy picked up last night.
I'm not RC. I don't pick up random people I don't know.
You are now.
(0_____0)
Now I'm going to get my AK and end it before the gay takes complete control of me.
something something compatriot something something 5000 more somethings do it

/sandtrap
What?
newfoman
So then what was that post of Santraps about then? Also what happened to your loli avatar?
That's how every sandtrap post is.

The lolis are on vacation. Boa Dots is in and he needs more hats.
Loli hat?
Loli hat!
That's against the rules.
*Squints*

Is that a lewd joke?

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