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The Flood / Re: gotta go fast
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:35:15 PM »
Still better than Sonic '06

Spoiler
YouTube
I have seen some shit man, but that is a new level of hell.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm sitting here eating strawberries
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:34:26 PM »
Neat.

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>pascal's wager
>ever being a legitimate fucking argument
In a hypothetical world where there is only one religion it would be.

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The Flood / Re: Back off, DAS
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:32:44 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
Which ear is that?
That one.
I'm going to dick it.
Well, if you're that small, go right ahead.

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The Flood / Re: Back off, DAS
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:25:03 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
Which ear is that?
That one.

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Because then I get to wear cool hats.

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Serious / Re: BBC reporter under fire for "anti-Semitism"
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:22:24 PM »
I'm eating tea

wut
Informal word for dinner.
Oh, is it dinner?
I thought it was more along the lines of... 3 in the afternoon or something.
Weeeell it is.

Tea can refer to three things; Tea, Afternoon Tea or Dinner.

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The Flood / Re: gotta go fast
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:19:54 PM »
#360quickpost

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Serious / Re: BBC reporter under fire for "anti-Semitism"
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:16:53 PM »
I'm eating tea

wut
Informal word for dinner.
Oh, is it dinner?
I thought it was more along the lines of... 3 in the afternoon or something.

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Serious / Re: BBC reporter under fire for "anti-Semitism"
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:15:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Back off, DAS
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:13:59 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.

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The Flood / Re: Homecoming
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:13:12 PM »

>mfw raptor threads

Welcome!

Haha awesome, Das you're still around!

Ill get to posting WW2 facts pretty soon I suppose, Ill probably just post what I do on the Bnet Flood to here, or vice versa.

>tfw raptor-senpai remembers you

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Gaming / Re: You thought IGN was bad?
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:11:53 PM »
Their Pokemon reviews were funny.

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Gaming / Re: Game moments that made you feel uncomfortable?
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:05:28 PM »
I have nightmares about DA:O's underwear advertisements romance scenes.

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Serious / Re: BBC reporter under fire for "anti-Semitism"
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:50:49 PM »
Wait, how is that comment anti-semetic?

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Serious / Re: I "support" this policy
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:48:17 PM »
So what you're saying is that I shouldn't care?
Yes.
It makes dealing with getting sequestered a lot easier.

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The Flood / Re: Homecoming
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:39:57 PM »

>mfw raptor threads

Welcome!

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OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?
Nope.
Oh, good. I was actually going to give you a detailed story of the one time I decided to go to an ABS.
You still can...
Nah.

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The Flood / Re: If Babies Wouldn't Cry
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:10:50 PM »
Holy fuck dude



How have I never thought of this joke?

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OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?
Nope.
Oh, good. I was actually going to give you a detailed story of the one time I decided to go to an ABS.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, for real
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:57:28 AM »
#nofun

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The Flood / Re: Conceal Carry Weapons. Your feelings?
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:41:03 AM »
Eh, whatever. As long as they're smart and legal about it then I don't care.

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Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
...no.
Then you have no say on this.
Well, shit. Guess I'll just go remove all of my previous posts here, all of which completely invalidated because I never sucked dick.
Good. I'm glad you see the light.

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Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
...no.
Then you have no say on this.

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OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?

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The Flood / Re: What floodian is this
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:24:01 AM »
DAS
like I'd have a Disney princess collection.
no, you have a disney prince collection
Gaston is love
Gaston is life

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OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.

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OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?

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The Flood / Re: Now
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:16:17 AM »
Now is a human construct and therefore relative.

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