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28441
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:35:39 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
Which ear is that?
That one.
I'm going to dick it.
Well, if you're that small, go right ahead.
I will.
Is it in yet?
28442
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:35:15 PM »
Still better than Sonic '06
I have seen some shit man, but that is a new level of hell.
28443
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:34:26 PM »
Neat.
28444
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:33:48 PM »
>pascal's wager >ever being a legitimate fucking argument
In a hypothetical world where there is only one religion it would be.
28445
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:32:44 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
Which ear is that?
That one.
I'm going to dick it.
Well, if you're that small, go right ahead.
28446
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:25:03 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
Which ear is that?
That one.
28447
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:23:12 PM »
Because then I get to wear cool hats.
28448
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:22:24 PM »
I'm eating tea
wut
Informal word for dinner.
Oh, is it dinner? I thought it was more along the lines of... 3 in the afternoon or something.
Weeeell it is.
Tea can refer to three things; Tea, Afternoon Tea or Dinner.
28449
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:19:54 PM »
#360quickpost
28450
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:16:53 PM »
I'm eating tea
wut
Informal word for dinner.
Oh, is it dinner? I thought it was more along the lines of... 3 in the afternoon or something.
28451
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:15:05 PM »
I'm eating tea
wut
It's a designated time of snacking. Bongs...
28452
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:13:59 PM »
What's this now? You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in that ear.
28453
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:13:12 PM »
 >mfw raptor threads
Welcome!
Haha awesome, Das you're still around!
Ill get to posting WW2 facts pretty soon I suppose, Ill probably just post what I do on the Bnet Flood to here, or vice versa.
 >tfw raptor-senpai remembers you
28454
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:11:53 PM »
Their Pokemon reviews were funny.
28455
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:05:28 PM »
I have nightmares about DA:O's underwear advertisements romance scenes.
28456
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:50:49 PM »
Wait, how is that comment anti-semetic?
28457
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:48:17 PM »
So what you're saying is that I shouldn't care?
Yes. It makes dealing with getting sequestered a lot easier.
28458
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:39:57 PM »
 >mfw raptor threads Welcome!
28459
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:24:02 PM »
OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?
Nope.
Oh, good. I was actually going to give you a detailed story of the one time I decided to go to an ABS.
You still can...
Nah.
28460
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:10:50 PM »
Holy fuck dude
How have I never thought of this joke?
28461
« on: January 12, 2015, 12:08:12 PM »
OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?
Nope.
Oh, good. I was actually going to give you a detailed story of the one time I decided to go to an ABS.
28462
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:57:28 AM »
#nofun
28463
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:41:03 AM »
Eh, whatever. As long as they're smart and legal about it then I don't care.
28464
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:34:09 AM »
Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
...no.
Then you have no say on this.
Well, shit. Guess I'll just go remove all of my previous posts here, all of which completely invalidated because I never sucked dick.
Good. I'm glad you see the light.
28465
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:29:46 AM »
Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
...no.
Then you have no say on this.
28466
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:25:53 AM »
OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
why
Is that a serious question?
28467
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:24:01 AM »
DAS
like I'd have a Disney princess collection.
no, you have a disney prince collection
Gaston is love Gaston is life
28468
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:22:32 AM »
OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
Have you?
Yes.
28469
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:19:28 AM »
OP probably resents the fact they mutilated his penis. Now he's taking it out on everyone else. I think circumcision is pretty stupid. It doesn't surprise me that so many people look at an uncircumcised penis as disgusting. This is that power complex I was thinking about earlier. People want to erase things from their conscience that make them upset, like circumcision, so they treat uncircumcised penises as gross. This is how society works, when they want to make something normal to compensate for their insecurity.
Because worm dicks are disgusting. Seriously, you ever have one in your mouth?
28470
« on: January 12, 2015, 10:16:17 AM »
Now is a human construct and therefore relative.
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