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The Flood / Re: We are
« on: January 13, 2015, 05:07:27 PM »
Well one of em really need some enlightening.

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The Flood / Re: Is war an intrinsic part of nature?
« on: January 13, 2015, 04:42:18 PM »
There would be no war if America was allowed to take over the world.

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I would like to be able to downvote by post.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever piloted an aircraft?
« on: January 13, 2015, 04:07:26 PM »
I like to sit in the SU-25's at work and make airplane noises.
Does it go vrrooom?
It goes

click wwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbfwshwhshhhhggggggg

meeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, veeeeeeeeeeeeer, sswsh, dakakakakakakakkakakakakaka fwoosh fwoosh BOOM!

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce lemon
« on: January 13, 2015, 04:02:41 PM »
lemon

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever piloted an aircraft?
« on: January 13, 2015, 04:00:25 PM »
I like to sit in the SU-25's at work and make airplane noises.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else have a problem with following rules?
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:11:53 PM »
Why did Loaf get mad today? ._.
Who gives a shit. The universe has already made up it's mind. They have already prepared me for the harvest. In a short matter of time I will probably be culled from this website to promote a nicer, more efficient environment.
wat
The mods are gonna ban me. That is what I am trying to say. They want vengeance. They want to take away my privilege for using this website. They will ban me and hope that I am meeker when I come back. It's their way of saying "we hate you, and we will feel better if you suffer".
wat

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else have a problem with following rules?
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:09:17 PM »
Why did Loaf get mad today? ._.
Who gives a shit. The universe has already made up it's mind. They have already prepared me for the harvest. In a short matter of time I will probably be culled from this website to promote a nicer, more efficient environment.
wat

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else have a problem with following rules?
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:04:11 PM »
#explosionimminent

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The Flood / Re: You All Have to Say Goodbye...
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:54:19 PM »

Correction: PSU and Lemon decided to have fun.
We don't allow fun.
Ok, ingloriouswho98
See guys? PSU is still right fucking here.

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The Flood / Re: You All Have to Say Goodbye...
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:51:32 PM »

Correction: PSU and Lemon decided to have fun.
We don't allow fun.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to turn Sep7agon into a hugbox
« on: January 13, 2015, 02:01:03 PM »
How about we just make Verb admin?

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The Flood / Re: I may have a new heel.
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:33:47 PM »
I should write a shitty romance novel based off of elegiacs antics and then get famous and not pay him any royalties.

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The Flood / Re: Started watching Inuyasha again
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:30:57 PM »
Because Inuyasha is shit.

Seriously it's like DBZ for girls.
Oh sure, just because it's a cheesy romance story with a bunch of pretty boys in it the show automatically be...

Wait

No, you're right.

Man, maybe this is why I have such shit taste.
YouTube

Is this you?
Ewwwww, Red Wings.

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You're right, I stopped believing in God since I could never get laid, now you know the truth.
Believe in the words of the one true god Allah and you shall be rewarded with many child wives.

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The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1-10
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:25:22 PM »
Farage.

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Serious / Re: Thoughts on This Statement
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:22:12 PM »
bait.

Not really. It's a line from a popular (At least ratings wise), non-scripted show here in the states. So, I wish to see if people actually believe it.
What show?

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The Flood / Re: Started watching Inuyasha again
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:21:11 PM »
Because Inuyasha is shit.

Seriously it's like DBZ for girls.
Oh sure, just because it's a cheesy romance story with a bunch of pretty boys in it the show automatically be...

Wait

No, you're right.

Man, maybe this is why I have such shit taste.

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Serious / Re: Thoughts on This Statement
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:17:12 PM »
Stop attacking Rocketman, Icy.

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Oh but PSU's threads get locked.

#literallymodbiasabusehitler

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The Flood / Re: Mods take their life too seriously
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:14:12 PM »
Agreed.

#litterallyhitlers

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The Flood / Re: PSU
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:11:00 PM »
#joepadidnothingwrong

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Gaming / Re: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:07:11 PM »
But that's not a punishment...

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The Flood / Re: tfw Farage will lead the Empire into a new era of glory
« on: January 13, 2015, 12:02:55 PM »
I approve of this post.

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The Flood / Re: Anybody else remember 2012 and 2013 on B.net?
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:46:38 AM »
Rip in pistachios Coup

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The Flood / Re: Today's words.
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:43:52 AM »
Quote
Message to my future wife

Getting you off the streets won't be the best thing I ever do, objectively, as far as that goes; but I've learned how to embrace subjectivity and make it work for me. You probably think very little of me right now; but you've never really known me, whereas I can read you like a book, as I do most things. I think the ability has made me lazy, self-indulgent and cynical like my beloved species. Anyway, I ramble.

You might still be free when I get to you; I know you've worked hard to be free, as you've worked hard on most things which take your fancy, even if your view of freedom is somewhat... self-serving. Or... you might be a wife. You might have children, or be with child. To be divorced or divorcee, I don't care. I'll be gentle.

You probably think very little of me right now, but I don't mind. If you're a can of worms then I'm a can opener. You've been vain and cruel and thoughtless and you'll accept my arrogance. You won't wear a ring- unless we absolutely must, and in that case it better be a pretty fucking cool ring- a happy, generously wide asshole like me will be ring enough for you.

We'll be wealthy and famous. They'll like me more than you, but you'll still feel secure, listened to, loved and and smug, as we all should during our single life. We'll do good deeds, as is my wont.

Of course this future may never come to pass for us, because, as always, I leave the choice in your hands.
Pardon me, I need to go set fire to a kitten to get the taste out of my mouth.
Good :D you never were someone I cared about impressing, as your username implies. Btw, do you get pussy? I assume Nexus does... even though I can't remember what he looks like. I don't get pussy but I could probably get more pussy than him if I played the game. What is your qualification?- if I may be so bold.
>arky
>ever getting laid ever

Sorry arky

Spoiler
not sorry

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The Flood / Re: What is the worst movie ever?
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:31:49 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Today's words.
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:28:35 AM »
Quote
Message to my future wife

Getting you off the streets won't be the best thing I ever do, objectively, as far as that goes; but I've learned how to embrace subjectivity and make it work for me. You probably think very little of me right now; but you've never really known me, whereas I can read you like a book, as I do most things. I think the ability has made me lazy, self-indulgent and cynical like my beloved species. Anyway, I ramble.

You might still be free when I get to you; I know you've worked hard to be free, as you've worked hard on most things which take your fancy, even if your view of freedom is somewhat... self-serving. Or... you might be a wife. You might have children, or be with child. To be divorced or divorcee, I don't care. I'll be gentle.

You probably think very little of me right now, but I don't mind. If you're a can of worms then I'm a can opener. You've been vain and cruel and thoughtless and you'll accept my arrogance. You won't wear a ring- unless we absolutely must, and in that case it better be a pretty fucking cool ring- a happy, generously wide asshole like me will be ring enough for you.

We'll be wealthy and famous. They'll like me more than you, but you'll still feel secure, listened to, loved and and smug, as we all should during our single life. We'll do good deeds, as is my wont.

Of course this future may never come to pass for us, because, as always, I leave the choice in your hands.
Pardon me, I need to go set fire to a kitten to get the taste out of my mouth.

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The Flood / Re: What is the worst movie ever?
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:24:30 AM »
Return of the Jedi.

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