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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Yly fuck guys
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:40:57 AM »
I'm seeing posts in 3d. Oh my god. SOmeone hold me.

#cornwhiskey

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Serious / Re: You may now step into the teleporter
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:35:54 AM »
As long as my current perception continued to exist, no because I don't want to go to NZ (although seeing Ruby would be neat). But if the me going into the teleporter ended-- my consciousness ended-- and another me came out, without "my" consciousness, then no.
Fuck, change my answer.

I'm going to NZ for hot sex with Ruby.

27963
Gaming / Re: What are your favorite sound clips in games?
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:25:19 AM »
#intervention

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Serious / Re: What is your most ideal society you can imagine?
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:22:53 AM »
World wide communism where guns are banned and hate speech is silenced.
I hope the C in your name stands for Comrade now...

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The Flood / Re: Get yourself together.
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:21:09 AM »
Better off going to Chester or Clifton. Philly ain't cheap.

27966
The Flood / Re: I have a request for our lovely staff.
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:19:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Are automatic weapons all that dangerous?
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:15:42 AM »
lol
I fucking live MattV's shit.

My name is MattV and I shoot glocks and glock accessories.
I just he'd tell us where he got that 600 round clipazine...

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The Flood / Re: Do you come here to escape from reality?
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:14:02 AM »
Unfortunately, yes. In reality, I'm just some socially awkward loser who spends his days off from work drinking in his grandparents attic.

27969
The Flood / Re: ITS 2015 AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND CHOCOLATE RAIN
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:55:18 AM »
It's about Me. I'm the guy who makes you walk across the street. I'm the guy who's insurance rates are rasied becuae of nigger neighbors. I'm the guy who 's  heretige is burried by liberal revisionist history. I'm the guy who's washed away under the chocolate rain.

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The Flood / Re: I am Evilegiac
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:48:29 AM »
he-he-he-here we go again!
Same old shit again!
Marching down the avenue
200 more posts and I'll be through...

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Serious / Re: I am not Charlie
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:46:42 AM »
Nah. The best way to eradicate Islam is to make people see how foolish their Koran is.  What better way to do that than satirical (and slightly racist) cartoons?

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The Flood / Re: Woman's attempt at trolling BACKFIRES.
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:43:40 AM »
Why do I get the feeling that this happened 18 months ago?

27973
The Flood / Re: Does anyone frequent Erowid?
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:42:22 AM »
Ah, Erowind... that site that taught me how to DMT.


God damn am I never going through the pain of getting that shit again.

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The Flood / Re: Kupo is tipsy after a half a bottle of Mike's
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:40:20 AM »
Well...i was tipsy last time after one glass of some shitty cider.

I did chug it kinda fast...
lol

You need to hang with me, son.
A mug, rather...

But my tolerance is high >.>
You can't build tollerance drinking bailey's.
Thats not the only drink i drink silly
Oh yea?
Still can't match the DAS.


That's actually a slant rhyme if you pronounce das right.
Well

cunt bitch

yeah
Cunt bitch slut wore teetotaler.

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The Flood / Re: Kupo is tipsy after a half a bottle of Mike's
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:37:52 AM »
Well...i was tipsy last time after one glass of some shitty cider.

I did chug it kinda fast...
lol

You need to hang with me, son.
A mug, rather...

But my tolerance is high >.>
You can't build tollerance drinking bailey's.
Thats not the only drink i drink silly
Oh yea?
Still can't match the DAS.


That's actually a slant rhyme if you pronounce das right.

27976
The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:34:46 AM »
Holy fuck if you actually like cripple fucker betamax express then you have shit taste.

That is pretty much babby's first VN.
>tfw Cripplefuck was my first VN]

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The Flood / Re: Kupo is tipsy after a half a bottle of Mike's
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:34:01 AM »
Well...i was tipsy last time after one glass of some shitty cider.

I did chug it kinda fast...
lol

You need to hang with me, son.
A mug, rather...

But my tolerance is high >.>
You can't build tollerance drinking bailey's.

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The Flood / Re: Kupo is tipsy after a half a bottle of Mike's
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:29:24 AM »
Well...i was tipsy last time after one glass of some shitty cider.

I did chug it kinda fast...
lol

You need to hang with me, son.

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The Flood / Re: Kupo is tipsy after a half a bottle of Mike's
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:24:48 AM »
Hahahhahahahaha

Das is tipsy after...

um...

I don't remember how full it was but it's thrown to the other side of the room with the wine bottles now.

27981
The Flood / Re: Just give in
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:22:54 AM »
Needs less feet and more giant boobs.
Did someone say big titties?


FUKIGN HELL JIM AT LEAST SPOILER YOUR REPULSIVE ASS SHIT OUTSIDE OF ANARHY

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The Flood / Re: Just give in
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:18:41 AM »
Needs less feet and more giant boobs.
eww

27984
Serious / Re: In Florida, Satan just defeated Christianity.
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:06:50 AM »
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

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The Flood / Re: And the answer is...
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:04:32 AM »

Fourth wall breaking was a regular part of Team Rocket's dialogue.

27986
If you actually feel disappointed you missed child porn getting posted I think it's time to get off the internet
I disagree!

Actually, no, I agree. If you've been online long enough to find this forum but not know where to discover CP, you need to give up on interneting.

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The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:58:11 PM »
Bacon is worst girl, Lily is best girl.

This is an objective truth.
You're hispanic. Your argument is invalid.
You like burnt rape victims, you don't deserve an opinion.
The only thing rapelike in that story was Shizune trying your hands to a chair and forcing herself uppon you... but we all know that female on male rape is a liberal myth,
Look here Das.

Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Don't bait Kinder.
ITT: I open two spoilers, hit quote, and then downvote the cholo.

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The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:47:39 PM »
Bacon is worst girl, Lily is best girl.

This is an objective truth.
You're hispanic. Your argument is invalid.
You like burnt rape victims, you don't deserve an opinion.
The only thing rapelike in that story was Shizune trying your hands to a chair and forcing herself uppon you... but we all know that female on male rape is a liberal myth,

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The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:43:32 PM »
Bacon is worst girl, Lily is best girl.

This is an objective truth.
You're hispanic. Your argument is invalid.

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The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 15, 2015, 11:35:50 PM »
Allow me to say, first and foremost, that Bacon Strips is best KS.

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