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The Flood / Re: I'm Sure Everyone Here Has Taken Their Winter Vaccines
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:52:55 PM »
Does it prevent winter from occuring?
No, that's what Global Warming did.

Oh wait..

27902
The Flood / Re: What other assault rifles can handle abuse like this?
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:44:53 PM »
>slavshit
Did that slaveshit have as many problems as what the M16 did in Vietnam? I think not.
The M16 performed flawlessly in Vietnam.

the XM16e1, however, was a terrible attempt at a field test.

27903
The Flood / Re: Hey Secondclass
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:32:12 PM »

27904
The Flood / Re: Hey Democrats
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »

The funny thing is, everyone I know over the age of 65 who votes republican sounds just like the liberal kid on the right.

27905
The Flood / Re: How did you do in P.E today?
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:07:22 PM »
P.E.? You mean the most important subject in high school?
You mean art.
You mean creative writing.

You mean lunch
Not since Michele Obama came to town.

27906
The Flood / Re: How did you do in P.E today?
« on: January 16, 2015, 02:04:08 PM »
P.E.? You mean the most important subject in high school?
You mean art.
You mean creative writing.

27907
The Flood / Re: Android Masta Race!!
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:46:34 PM »
Nova Launcher master race.
I've heard good things about Nova Launcher but I haven't been wanting to pay for it.
>paying for Android APKs

Ho ho, good one Desti.
I'm reporting you the the FBI.
What for?
Conspiracy to commit grand theft of intellectual property.
Damn, that sounds serious. The FBI has no jurisdiction over me though.
They can work alongside the authorities in the EU then.
Well shit.
We'll have you soon, and then you'll be eating your fries with a different kind of mayo.

27908
The Flood / Re: >tfw you nut and she keep on sucking
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:41:08 PM »
It's funny cause OP never gonna know dat feel

27909
The Flood / Re: Android Masta Race!!
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:37:25 PM »
Nova Launcher master race.
I've heard good things about Nova Launcher but I haven't been wanting to pay for it.
>paying for Android APKs

Ho ho, good one Desti.
I'm reporting you the the FBI.
What for?
Conspiracy to commit grand theft of intellectual property.
Damn, that sounds serious. The FBI has no jurisdiction over me though.
They can work alongside the authorities in the EU then.

27910
The Flood / Re: The true purpose of the EU
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:34:02 PM »
But it's not even canon!

27911
The Flood / Re: Voice actors thread
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:29:52 PM »
Aside from the mentions like Jen Hale and Keith David, I like a bunch of Japanese VAs.
Watching so much anime has gotten me familiar with certain voices.
I'm still not convinced that there are any more than five different anime voices in existence.

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The Flood / Re: Android Masta Race!!
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:24:19 PM »
Nova Launcher master race.
I've heard good things about Nova Launcher but I haven't been wanting to pay for it.
>paying for Android APKs

Ho ho, good one Desti.
I'm reporting you the the FBI.
What for?
Conspiracy to commit grand theft of intellectual property.

27913
The Flood / Re: Android Masta Race!!
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:07:57 PM »
Nova Launcher master race.
I've heard good things about Nova Launcher but I haven't been wanting to pay for it.
>paying for Android APKs

Ho ho, good one Desti.
I'm reporting you the the FBI.

27914
The Flood / Re: Shizune and Lily discussion
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:06:37 PM »
katawa shoujo is for fucktards and pedophiles
Ah, there we go. Just like old times now.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Democrats
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:01:15 PM »
Slavery, huh? Maybe I should start a historical revivalist movement inside grassroots democrat organizations.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

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The Flood / Re: Oh Kentucky....
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:53:13 PM »
So you're saying Kentucky isn't part of the South?

Nah. Kentucky is its own failure.
>liberals
>rednecks
>his president got assassinated
>my president died of old age
>is still butthurt over it

>lost the war
>president got no scoped

So who really lost?
>had to release all your grandaddy's niggers into the wild
>still got a chance to lynch all of them later on
>failed in doing so

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The Flood / Re: Be fucking glad there wasn't a sequel to Gladiator.
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:52:39 PM »
....Actually fuck it, here's the script I just found.

It's here.

Quote
hat followed was something called "Christ Killer," a resuscitation of the first "Gladiator" that attempted to make Maximus immortal and include a Jesus character. In Cave's proposed sequel, Crowe's character "goes down to purgatory and is sent down by the gods, who are dying in heaven because there's this one god, there's this Christ character, down on Earth who is gaining popularity and so the many gods are dying so they send Gladiator back to kill Christ and his followers."

The plot gets more complicated, but what's more interesting is the conflicting reactions to the script that have been reported. Cave said on "WTF" that Crowe nixed the effort immediately with a simple, "Don't like it, mate." But in 2009, The Guardian reported that Crowe and director Ridley Scott were attempting to work with Cave's product, with Scott reportedly saying the "storytelling works brilliantly."

Maximus.  Killing Jesus-mother fuckin'-Christ.  That.  Would be fucking AMAZING.
10/10
Give it every god damn Golden Globe, Oscar, and academy award there is.

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The Flood / Re: Oh Kentucky....
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:50:44 PM »
So you're saying Kentucky isn't part of the South?

Nah. Kentucky is its own failure.
>liberals
>rednecks
>his president got assassinated
>my president died of old age
>is still butthurt over it

>lost the war
>president got no scoped

So who really lost?
>had to release all your grandaddy's niggers into the wild

27919
The Flood / Re: Be fucking glad there wasn't a sequel to Gladiator.
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:47:34 PM »
Fuck...

I'd watch it.

27920
The Flood / Re: The ONE person you admire/respect most
« on: January 16, 2015, 12:39:26 PM »
My Wife!
She typed this, didn't she?

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The Flood / Re: The next Nobel Prize
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:59:17 AM »
Fuckin A right, doggy.

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The Flood / Re: The ONE person you admire/respect most
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:44:06 AM »
Hitler. He wanted to be an artist. He was a vegetarian and a non-smoker. He also hired gay and disabled officers. He was concerned with the environment and overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listen to the Cure, the Smiths and Depeche Mode, and that's pretty chill. Hitler was a sensitive man.

Also an avid animal lover, and not in the haram way.

If it wasn't for the lolocaustholocaust, he'd have been an all round swell guy.
Reported for anti semitism.
oy vey :^(
Whatever will I do when they come for me? :^(

Oh wait... shit this is the UK. Fuck.
Well it's off to belmarsh for me then :^^^^^(
Just tell them you're a Muslim and they can't touch you.

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The Flood / Re: Oh Kentucky....
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:29:49 AM »
So you're saying Kentucky isn't part of the South?

Nah. Kentucky is its own failure.
>liberals
>rednecks
>his president got assassinated
>my president died of old age
>is still butthurt over it

>his president was butt ugly
>my president was glorious
>still butthurt
They were both ugly


They were the same guy, too.

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The Flood / Re: What other assault rifles can handle abuse like this?
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:27:37 AM »
>slavshit

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The Flood / Re: The ONE person you admire/respect most
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:20:20 AM »
Hitler. He wanted to be an artist. He was a vegetarian and a non-smoker. He also hired gay and disabled officers. He was concerned with the environment and overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listen to the Cure, the Smiths and Depeche Mode, and that's pretty chill. Hitler was a sensitive man.

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But paper disproves Spock.

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The Flood / Re: Oh Kentucky....
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:13:07 AM »
Just so much wrong in this story
I don't get it. Are we looking at the same post?

- 18 year old and his 13 year old girlfriend
- Crime spree across several Southern states
- Kentucky
-so
-they just wanna play Bonnie & Clyde
- fried chicken

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The Flood / Re: Oh Kentucky....
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:09:33 AM »
Just so much wrong in this story
I don't get it. Are we looking at the same post?

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The Flood / Re: If you only like your Bacon cripsy...
« on: January 16, 2015, 10:14:10 AM »
^That.
I wasn't talking about the bacon. I was referring to the fact that he called me a "filthy vegan".

Considering there is no pain or suffering involved in a vegan diet, there's... really no "filth" at all, actually.
Vegan dialer actually looks suffering to live on.

Spoiler
nah, I'm sure some of it's not as awful as I imagine

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The Flood / Re: If you only like your Bacon cripsy...
« on: January 16, 2015, 10:03:30 AM »
A filthy vegan.
I can't imagine what the filth consists of. Ever see a butcher? That's a filthy motherfuck.
It's rather clean and therapeutic.

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