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2791
« on: June 26, 2017, 12:27:37 AM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom
I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.
Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.
Oral sex isn't sex as set forth by the lost impeachment process of Bill Clinton
But anal?
You can do it in the butt and still be a virgin for God.
2792
« on: June 25, 2017, 10:55:22 PM »
I just HAD to login and make fun of you reprobates.
What do you mean you people don't know how to dance let alone slow dance? This is pathetic as fuck lmao.
Gotta go fast. No time for slow dances, bro.
2793
« on: June 25, 2017, 10:53:40 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom
I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.
Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.
Oral sex isn't sex as set forth by the lost impeachment process of Bill Clinton
2794
« on: June 25, 2017, 08:16:52 PM »
I mean, this is slow dancable, right?
Not really m8
oh
2795
« on: June 25, 2017, 07:31:19 PM »
I mean, this is slow dancable, right?
2796
« on: June 25, 2017, 05:12:03 PM »
Buy a car.
Kekistanians of flood, how much does insurance cost for you and what do you drive?
Roughly $1450 a year for my car and bike on the same bill. That's an '07 passat and a '94 Shadow. Quarterly payments of about $360. I can't remember what it was for just the car before I changed my motorcycle coverage over to them. Back when I had the '78 Impala and my lowest yearly bill was $1080 when I finally got out of their "young driver" age bracket. That dropped like two hundred bucks outta nowhere just for turning a year older. And that's fairly decent, non-minimum coverage that I have now.
2797
« on: June 25, 2017, 05:04:42 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom
I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.
2798
« on: June 25, 2017, 07:58:34 AM »
Fox nfl theme is lit af bro
2799
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:43:15 PM »
>scoring more than 35℅ tradition unironically
do you still carry your blankie and pacifier around?
sorry but I like my western society over whatever new fad the latest wave of immigrants from half the globe over are bringing.
but you see, those immigrants would probably get high tradition scores too
Yeah but if my 45% tradition score is because of opposing their tradition, that's cool. My children will live on to worship Odin another day while you face mecca and pray.
2800
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:39:48 PM »
And the Jews.
2801
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:39:26 PM »
>scoring more than 35℅ tradition unironically
do you still carry your blankie and pacifier around?
sorry but I like my western society over whatever new fad the latest wave of immigrants from half the globe over are bringing.
hey man i hate sharia law and whatnot as much as the next guy but i dislike western conservatism too
It's great though, except for that pesky Christianity bit.
2802
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:13:34 PM »
>scoring more than 35℅ tradition unironically
do you still carry your blankie and pacifier around?
sorry but I like my western society over whatever new fad the latest wave of immigrants from half the globe over are bringing.
2803
« on: June 24, 2017, 05:57:02 PM »
2804
« on: June 24, 2017, 04:53:34 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom
2805
« on: June 24, 2017, 12:27:36 PM »
I don't even like the standby led on my tv, and I covered all the top lights on my mouse with electrical tape. The light on my cable box disturbs my sleep. How the fuck people enjoy NFS Underground neon all over their shit legitimately escapes me.
2806
« on: June 24, 2017, 09:31:31 AM »
>>Masculinity
>> Soccer
Doing wind sprints for an hour and a half.
Do them for ten minutes and try not to puke. They may not be burly black bulls coring your mom while calling your dad a bitch, but they are manly
lol When I look at replays from pro games it looks like everyone except three people at any given time are just walking at a somewhat brisk pace.
2807
« on: June 24, 2017, 09:21:32 AM »
More upset that Shirou's character growth dies.
lol buttmad your waifu dies
oh wow. Stick to evangelion. You clearly don't understand actual symbolism in writing.
2808
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:23:07 AM »
Q
at what point does a youtube video become too long for you to watch, usually
i know this one was pretty grotesque in length, so i'll have to be mindful of that in the future
fifteen minutes.
2809
« on: June 24, 2017, 06:31:16 AM »
So... you're obsolete.
2810
« on: June 24, 2017, 06:19:09 AM »
>He wants to watch HF
I'll admit I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested to see how much of a train wreck the movie series on the train wreck route will be.
Then it is as I said. The terrorists have already won.
I am kinda looking forward to F/Go though. Do the wormslut movies have release windows yet by any chance?
lol buttmad your waifu dies
2811
« on: June 23, 2017, 09:55:32 PM »
Now that's my president.
2812
« on: June 23, 2017, 08:40:17 AM »
 This is where we are headed.
2813
« on: June 23, 2017, 08:37:50 AM »
hale hortler 
2814
« on: June 23, 2017, 08:29:59 AM »
2815
« on: June 23, 2017, 08:00:02 AM »
It's a good line, retards
2816
« on: June 22, 2017, 03:46:24 PM »
Dude, you're fucking spooked. Go read up on Stirner, you'll thank me later.
2817
« on: June 22, 2017, 01:38:22 PM »
Diddy Kong Racing>Crash Team Racing
says the fgt
2818
« on: June 22, 2017, 11:40:29 AM »
Where are the Libertarians in America? Is Alex Jones the only one?
Jessie Ventura is still hunting aliens in the southwest, Gary Johnson is out attackig that hill with his mountain bike, John McAfee is on a wicked crazy coke binge, and I'm in hiding from the DEA and CDC for committing a biological attack on a local mosque (swear to odin it was a mistake, I just forgot I had bacon in my pockets) So yes, Alex Jones is the last voice of libertarianism.
2819
« on: June 22, 2017, 10:26:16 AM »
, and a borderline schizo dude who thinks Obama's left wing death squads are gonna take him to a FEMA camp and who has sex with men and wants to marry a tranny for relationship advice?
I don't know what you're trying to imply, but that's great fuckig advice. Charlie, go find a tranny masseuse that gives happy endings. Treat it like a therapy session and explore your relationship's troubles with her. Just don't think about the penis flopping in your face if it bothers you.
2820
« on: June 22, 2017, 10:17:23 AM »
he video does not show images that might have been essential for jurors to consider: a full view of the front seat of Mr. Castile’s car, which would have showed his hands — and what he was reaching for — just before the shooting.
I'm looking forward to the day where we have the tech to make a video camera which is small enough to wear on your body, which would be able to capture the PoV actions taking by the cop during each patrol.
body cameras kill
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