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Why dies the fact that Mr. P edited the OP worry me...

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The Flood / Re: ITT we wait for my promotion
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:19:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you need to go fast
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:33:01 PM »
Flee is watching Challenger.
Go fast while he's distracted.


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The Flood / Re: ITT we wait for my promotion
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:27:50 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?

What type of circlejerk?
Sep7agon brand buokkake, with Tru in the center, of course.
Can I go twice?
>Implying Trukkake ever stops
I love it! Once ya pop the fun don't stop!

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Serious / Re: Somewhere along the line we fucked up.
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:25:49 PM »
I've been thinking a lot about this. My life when I graduate and work full time is pretty much going to be the same as it is now.
I currently attend college lectures 4 days a week and work 5 days, after university it'll be pretty much the same just without the lectures bit. If that's all life really is then I don't I don't want to live it. Suicide isn't really an option though is it, so I put on a fake mask everyday and keep myself distracted from these thoughts.
This is why we find hobbies and dedicate our free time to them.
I have no hobbies. I'm not really interested in anything.
Fix that.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting sick of the weebs derailing every thread.
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:16:16 PM »


Someone say weebs?
horsefucker pls go
Don't hate, a truly refined person is able to see the attraction in everything. From lolis, shotas, futas, slime girls, ponies, furries, scalies, and so much more.
Spoiler
Except fat and old people, they're yucky.
It's like you're running a huge joke.

But you're serious.
The weeaboo in you is still weak, I suggest going to /d/ and letting it corrupt you. There is also corruption threads there as well. That shit is pretty hot.
I'm never going there.
You're missing out.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting sick of the weebs derailing every thread.
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:13:46 PM »


Someone say weebs?
horsefucker pls go
Don't hate, a truly refined person is able to see the attraction in everything. From lolis, shotas, futas, slime girls, ponies, furries, scalies, and so much more.
Spoiler
Except fat and old people, they're yucky.
I have one limit sir, (aside from fat people, becasue they're not even people. Or old people because they're soon not people) and that is pastel colored cartoon ponies designed to be diabetically cute and voiced by Tara Strong.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting sick of the weebs derailing every thread.
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:08:13 PM »


Someone say weebs?
horsefucker pls go

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting sick of the weebs derailing every thread.
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:04:32 PM »
So, OP, while we're all here, do you have a moment to talk about out lord and savior,
 Kaname Madoka?

She became an existential object for your sins.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting sick of the weebs derailing every thread.
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:58:26 PM »
You will be assimilated.

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The Flood / Re: Can someone explain this 9gag post?
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:55:12 PM »
"If you're cold they're cold too. Bring your pets inside" was some animal activist group's winter catchphrase.

This ebin meme uses that to refer to cooking a steak as bringing the animal inside to warm it up. That's where the joke lays.

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The Flood / Re: Regarding Kiyo
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:42:14 PM »
And she got banned on b.net too. LOL
Heh, what'd she do over there?
Talked some shit to me in one of my threads. I don't know what she said but she posted 3 times and the last notification said "fgt" and all the posts said the "I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Ninja justice" thing.
lol

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The Flood / Re: Regarding Kiyo
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:39:10 PM »
And she got banned on b.net too. LOL
Heh, what'd she do over there?

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The Flood / Re: friend zone
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:36:57 PM »
Her hair is hot. I wouldn't mind pretending she was Rainbow Dash and tearing up that ass, she won't be asexual by the time I'm done.
You're right, she'd be a lesbian.

Dohoho.

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The Flood / Re: friend zone
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:30:06 PM »
ITT: betamax permavirgins who believe that the friend zone is real
beat you to it
Yeah, but I said it better.

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The Flood / Re: friend zone
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:28:05 PM »
ITT: betamax permavirgins who believe that the friend zone is real

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if I go into an incognito window and open the playlist it won't recognize my history. I can see the videos without the grey overlay now. btw all you people saying "It's because you watched it" I really worry about you.
I worry about your inability to detect humor.

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can you guys make your answers a little bit more plato please?
Sorry, I can't be objectively wrong like that.

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The Flood / Re: I'm the admin; ask me anything.
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:16:49 PM »
Why does my avatar effect my chance of becoming a mod?
Because you're not cool enough to wear the Venom avatar.
I'm definitely one of the coolest people here. Tell me otherwise and I'll kill myself.
Dustbin > Gatsby

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So that you know you watched it already.

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Serious / Re: Somewhere along the line we fucked up.
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:11:17 PM »
I've been thinking a lot about this. My life when I graduate and work full time is pretty much going to be the same as it is now.
I currently attend college lectures 4 days a week and work 5 days, after university it'll be pretty much the same just without the lectures bit. If that's all life really is then I don't I don't want to live it. Suicide isn't really an option though is it, so I put on a fake mask everyday and keep myself distracted from these thoughts.
This is why we find hobbies and dedicate our free time to them.

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The Flood / Re: Edgy music thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:01:09 PM »
does intentionally edgy music count?
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: ITT we wait for my promotion
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:30:51 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?

What type of circlejerk?
Sep7agon brand buokkake, with Tru in the center, of course.
Can I go twice?

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The Flood / Re: Try This Revolutionary New Pill!
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM »
New insurance rule in [your state]! Find out what the companies don't what you to know.

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The Flood / Re: you know what I miss about the old Flood?
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:02:02 PM »
I trust Meta to bring me my daily dose of Islamic takeover news.

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The Flood / Re: The Bridge of Death
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:55:10 PM »
I am Sir Das and I seek my boots.
What, is the best gaming console of all time?
Nintendo 64, objectively.

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The Flood / Re: Would weeaboos kamikaze for japan?
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:33:22 PM »
Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Weeaboo
This should actually be a movie.
I'd look it up before saying that, it's probably a B-Movie already.
It should be a multi-million budgeted film featuring Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan.

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The Flood / Re: Would weeaboos kamikaze for japan?
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:30:49 PM »
Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Weeaboo
This should actually be a movie.

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The Flood / Re: Would weeaboos kamikaze for japan?
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:29:11 PM »
What do you think all that anime is subliminally conditioning us to do?

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The Flood / Re: Spider thread- I'm here to fill the void
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:14:05 PM »
YouTube

Give this man an ARCOM.

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