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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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27631
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:28:58 PM »
Just a heads up, booru links don't always like to work.
I know that :/
But for some reason I thought it'd work.
that seems a bit overkill......
You don't even fucking know man.
do I want to?
Lets see.... Best stats best battleship, can survive TWO Nukes, can outgun any other ship, can head-on charge another battleship and do medium damage... Yeah..
This shit better be in a past setting... battleships are antiquated relics of 20th century naval warfare.
27632
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:24:00 PM »
HEY KANTAI FUCKWITS!
Commie or HS?
27633
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:37 PM »
Dinosaurs.
27634
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:15:59 PM »
Just a heads up, booru links don't always like to work.
27635
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:15:19 PM »
 Don't tempt me to turn this into a Kyoko thread.
27636
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:06:17 PM »
rub his nipples with sandpaper
Care to demonstrate the technique for that?
It's easy.
Then show me.
I'm not your mother, I'm not spoon feeding you.
Literally Kiyo
This. Don't be a Kiyo, Tru.
Spoiler Tie him up, bound in chains torture him and rub his nipples with hard sand paper. Better?
Much better.
27637
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:57:05 PM »
I have zero photos of my younger self on my phone or computer.....
27638
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:51:15 PM »
rub his nipples with sandpaper
Care to demonstrate the technique for that?
It's easy.
Then show me.
I'm not your mother, I'm not spoon feeding you.
Literally Kiyo
This. Don't be a Kiyo, Tru.
27639
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:49:05 PM »
rub his nipples with sandpaper
Care to demonstrate the technique for that?
It's easy.
Then show me.
27640
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:47:41 PM »
27641
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:46:33 PM »
rub his nipples with sandpaper
Care to demonstrate the technique for that?
27642
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:42:18 PM »
Brother's a brony, so yes.
Needless to say, I found it fucking awful.
27643
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:40:32 PM »
Going to have to agree with PSU on this one. Don't be a pussy and stand up for yourself.
I think someone who can't even handle mean words would be the bigger pussy here, friendo.
If someone takes it upon themselves to be intentionally insulting for no good reason, they deserve to get hit. And if they cry that I hurt them, it's their own fault; they walked right into it. Point is, don't be a dick to people and you wont get hurt.
The courts think otherwise.
27644
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:04:39 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
no because no kid will consent to having sex with you.
That's why you got to adopt them when they're young and teach them to enjoy sex. Then you have a cute willing loli or shota who loves daddy very much.
no because it's not within the law
Laws are arbitrary.
doesn't mean they're incorrect
But being a law doesn't mean they're correct.
in this case it is
The world would be better with an universal age of consent of 13 though.
27645
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:41:45 PM »
Jeez, I wish my mommy and daddy spent $1k on stupid shit for me so I could bitch about it later.
Meanwhile, a veteran is homeless on the streets.
You're a liberal. You're not allowed to care about veterans.
27646
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:38:56 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
no because no kid will consent to having sex with you.
That's why you got to adopt them when they're young and teach them to enjoy sex. Then you have a cute willing loli or shota who loves daddy very much.
no because it's not within the law
Laws are arbitrary.
doesn't mean they're incorrect
But being a law doesn't mean they're correct.
27647
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:37:47 PM »
Just trade it in or get your money back and stop being an autismo lord
then what would I do for a computer in colorado? just have no computer? dude, are you even trying to think of my best interest here, or are you just shit posting?
wat Just take yours or build a new one.
27648
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:32:28 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
no because no kid will consent to having sex with you.
That's why you got to adopt them when they're young and teach them to enjoy sex. Then you have a cute willing loli or shota who loves daddy very much.
no because it's not within the law
Laws are arbitrary.
27649
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:25:42 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
No Zen, You can't.
It's only sexual assault of a minor if they catch you.
It's also only murder if they find the body.
And don't forget that it's harder to pin you for kidnapping if you don't abduct someone from around where you live.
I assume the blushing means you want me to kidnap you.
pssst
I'm okay with this.
27650
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:20:28 PM »
27651
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:18:03 PM »
Because nobody suspects a pig of smuggling mangos.
The pig is dead
Exactly.
27652
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:16:58 PM »
but also you can see that my monitor is wider than my keyboard. the laptop isn't even that wide. cut off the key pad on my keyboard and that's about the width of the new laptop.
So it's probably about the size of mine here. 15.5 inch screen if I remember right, and it feels more than big enough, especially since you don't sit far off from the screen at all.
27653
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:10:09 PM »
Because nobody suspects a pig of smuggling mangos.
27654
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:07:19 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
No Zen, You can't.
It's only sexual assault of a minor if they catch you.
It's also only murder if they find the body.
And don't forget that it's harder to pin you for kidnapping if you don't abduct someone from around where you live.
I assume the blushing means you want me to kidnap you.
27655
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:06:16 PM »
Yeah, you're right.
I fucking called it.
Also Verby you need to lighten up dude.
lol
27656
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:05:06 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
No Zen, You can't.
It's only sexual assault of a minor if they catch you. It's also only murder if they find the body. And don't forget that it's harder to pin you for kidnapping if you don't abduct someone from around where you live.
27657
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:02:53 PM »
Doesn't look that small... what's the screen size?
27658
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:58:28 AM »
Dun worry. I don't even know what I am. Sure, people say I'm gay and what not, and sure, I most likely am (for the most part). But being called gay or whatever doesn't sit right with me. So I don't know what I am.
We need to have a new sexuality just for people attracted to you (won't name names since I hope it's obvious who they are).
Anyone attracted to you (or obsessed) has Caspergers.
Shieeeet.
27659
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:58:01 AM »
I think I stopped caring about trying to define my sexuality four or five years ago.
Same, if I find something hot, it's hot.
Its just easier to not label yourself
Just say you're a fruit.
youre a vegetable
oh yeah?
well youre yuri
Youre a yaoi
fgt
Better than yuri.
27660
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:54:25 AM »
Probably because he raped a person
Was it legitimate rape or feminist rape?
the kind with sober nonconsensual penetration
Was she wearing a skirt?
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