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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: LC
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:33:00 AM »
Lactating Cougars?
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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The Flood / Re: LC
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »
I sure hope so.

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Although I can't claim to not have a rather overactive imagination in regards to random people and sex, I can claim that it doesn't effect me in any way resembling the OP's ramblings.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I've got some voiceclips of Mr. P to get back to.

( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Although I can't claim to not have a rather overactive imagination in regards to random people and sex, I can claim that it doesn't effect me in any way resembling the OP's ramblings.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I've got some voiceclips of Mr. P to get back to.

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Umm...

I'm gonna go with no.

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The Flood / Re: Meet my new roommate
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:21:36 AM »
living cancer

Enjoy,

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The Flood / Re: finch is too fucked up
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:47:23 AM »
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

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The Flood / Re: Someone please help me....
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:44:41 AM »
darude - sandstorm

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The Flood / Re: Vocaroo thread? Vocaroo thread.
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:42:17 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:45:52 AM »
You people really don't get it yet?
I just woke up, so no.

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The Flood / Re: If you had total immunity from the law for a day...
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:43:52 AM »
TO THE LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!
I'mma hit up the liquor store first and then meet ya there, okay?

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:34:43 AM »
You coming off a bad trip or something?

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The Flood / Re: rate my wallet
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:12:11 AM »
looks like something Jim would use.

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The Flood / Re: I spy with my little eye
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:10:48 AM »
POST LOLI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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The Flood / Re: I spy with my little eye
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:03:47 AM »
Let's make Challenger proud, guys.


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If we combined serious and the Flood, we'd have Old flood. Simple as that. Also I'd have to battle Meta for dominance over this new dominion.
Religion and politics weren't allowed in the Flood.

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If you could create the single most mindblowing question for an AMA thread but could never post in an AMA thread again, would you?

no, i feel like i would want to post more dumb questions rather than have a question that everyone thinks about, or answers, or whatever...

hrm...

what do you have in your wallet right now?

what's your favorite snack?

if you could only use 1 website for 4 months, which would it be?

red or green apples?
Old banks cards, permits, and my soc. security card. I don't actually carry a wallet but I keep my old one around my room to store things in.
Sunflower seeds
Sep7agon, I guess
Green apples all day every day.

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The Flood / Re: New Rank Brainstorm
« on: January 21, 2015, 11:10:24 PM »
Just wanna make sure everyone knows that I wasn't kidding in my first comment, 10,000+ posts should seriously have the "No-Life" title.
Agreed.

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Serious / Re: Is smoking/drinking/doing drugs while pregnant child abuse?
« on: January 21, 2015, 11:07:52 PM »
I would say so, yes. The child becomes much more likely to be fucked up for life and it's entirely the mother's fault for being irresponsible. It's not like...beating your kid senseless, but it's equally bad.
I'd rather be beaten a bit too much than live with the effects of FAS.

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If you could create the single most mindblowing question for an AMA thread but could never post in an AMA thread again, would you?

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I'll tell you what's wrong with the Flood.

There's not enough attention whoring femboys here for my liking.

Is Slash too butch for you?
Very. All those niggers he lynches makes his upper body very defined and masculine.

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I'll tell you what's wrong with the Flood.

There's not enough attention whoring femboys here for my liking.

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with her leaving?
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:33:27 PM »
she's the one who led me to God.
I'm sorry to hear that.

It beats homosexual satanist who passed the time by breaking people and destroying friendships/families/relationships.
Yes, because obviously that's the only other choice.

Yes, it is. Darkness or light. It all starts off "innocent," and then it gradually gets worse. I started off as an atheist who recently left his faith because of stuff, and then slowly I did this and that, getting darker and darker.
Right, so when do I start burning down orphanages and raping little girls, because I've been atheistic for more than a few years now.
I think you need to convert to Islam for that. Atheists are only allowed a +10 Euphoria boost and the ability to steal from children while slapping good God-fearing Christians with their dicks.
Well fuck. How do I change my class again?

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The Flood / Re: Pug Skulls Are Fucked Up
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:31:59 PM »
And I thought they looked weird on the outside...

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The Flood / Re: Cheers, boys
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:29:34 PM »
That sounds lovely.
Can you taste the vanilla?

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aww, it run some weird voltage like 12 or 18?

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Serious / Re: Online voting - could it work?
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:26:20 PM »
We'd definitely see larger turnouts, but I seriously question the abilities of the government to maintain security and prevent fraudulent internet voting.

Remember, these are the people who say that Internet Explorer is the the safest web browser out there. I actually wouldn't doubt if they made the voting portal only work on IE like AKO does...
Could they create their own program to download for voting and would that be any more secure?
They could potentially, but, remember the Healthcare.gov launch?

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with her leaving?
« on: January 21, 2015, 10:23:31 PM »
she's the one who led me to God.
I'm sorry to hear that.

It beats homosexual satanist who passed the time by breaking people and destroying friendships/families/relationships.
Yes, because obviously that's the only other choice.

Yes, it is. Darkness or light. It all starts off "innocent," and then it gradually gets worse. I started off as an atheist who recently left his faith because of stuff, and then slowly I did this and that, getting darker and darker.
Right, so when do I start burning down orphanages and raping little girls, because I've been atheistic for more than a few years now.

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