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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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27241
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:59:49 PM »
BAIT HERE, GET YOUR BAIT HERE!
you're the only one who got the fucking joke
I got the joke, I just didn't care to entertain it.
lol
This Cinema and penises are foils. Except for George Lucas films. Those are like penises in which the later cut and revision is better.
27242
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:54:21 PM »
Umm...
hold on...
I'll think of something...
I got a haircut.
27243
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:49:55 PM »
....The packaging means nothing. Not to mention they're a waste of money anyway.
Not a complete waste of money, smoking feels good.
Killing yourself feels good?
Believe it or not, smoking can take the edge off at times. I try to refrain from smoking cigs but may do it on the rare occasion. I actually just smoked my first cig in two months today, been up since 9 working on a shitload of schoolwork.
It's just there's soooo much more you can do to take the edge off of things. Yeah sure, you can smoke because it feels good, but don't give me the bollocks that we're all dying or it doesn't effect you that much.
Agreed. Masturbating is a much more health-conscious and environmentally friendly option.
27244
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:48:29 PM »
It's the only way to watch films.
Do you watch American Dad? There's a great episode that's centered solely around that movie.
I'll watch it if it's on, but I don't actively follow it. Chances are I've missed 80% of the last few seasons.
27245
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:41:36 PM »
It's the only way to watch films.
27246
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:38:35 PM »
....The packaging means nothing. Not to mention they're a waste of money anyway.
Not a complete waste of money, smoking feels good.
It's like what? £10 for a pack now...
£3.70 for a pack of 10
>bong equivalent of newports
>Smoking.
That too, but if you're at least gonna smoke, don't smoke newports. That's like becoming an alcoholic with bud light.
27247
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:32:29 PM »
....The packaging means nothing. Not to mention they're a waste of money anyway.
Not a complete waste of money, smoking feels good.
It's like what? £10 for a pack now...
£3.70 for a pack of 10
>bong equivalent of newports
27248
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:00:22 PM »
Uganda be kidding me!
27249
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:58:28 PM »
You can be a virgin and know how sex works.
Knowing something from reading about it is hardly the same as actually *knowing* from experience... and being condescending as if you've actually had it.
The comment wasn't along the lines of "Haha, you're a virgin" but rather "Are you even old enough to know what sex is?" In short, he's not calling you a virgin, just a 12 year old.
27250
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:55:19 PM »
It's okay to talk about sex if you're a virgin, but to talk as if you have any experience *whatsoever* with it is being dishonest. Except I never even said or implied that I had any experience. That is, once again, your rampant retardation at work. Not my fault.
Yes, you did. Stop lying.
It's called "sex". Maybe you'll learn about it some day.
You can be a virgin and know how sex works.
I'm not a virgin and I still don't know how it works
Well that's because nobody has yet to figure out how women work.
27251
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:54:40 PM »
Nobody cares when you go to sleep.
These threads are pointless.
Stahp.
27252
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:52:45 PM »
You lot get so fucking bent over a piece of skin at the end of a penis.
You're god damn right. I'll be damned if I let the wormdicks corrupt our youth into thinking that it's okay to not be circumcised.
27253
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:51:35 PM »
It's okay to talk about sex if you're a virgin, but to talk as if you have any experience *whatsoever* with it is being dishonest. Except I never even said or implied that I had any experience. That is, once again, your rampant retardation at work. Not my fault.
Yes, you did. Stop lying.
It's called "sex". Maybe you'll learn about it some day.
You can be a virgin and know how sex works.
27254
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:46:52 PM »
I care about what's going in my ass, and I'll be dammed if it's some worm dick.
I'm thoroughly entertained by watching Boot talk about his expertise on dicks. He's completely and objective wrong, but it's still entertaining.
Bitch, I am the definitive expert, and you being against me is just like Kiyo being for Hamas.
27255
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:39:29 PM »
11-3.
Sep7 making me proud.
I'm absolutely disgusted.
27256
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:38:22 PM »
REMINDER THAT UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES LOOK LIKE WORMS BEING SHOVED UP THEIR OWN ASSES
Unless you plan on taking one up the ass for yourself, that doesn't matter
Girls find no difference big enough to deter from sex
Because women are all mindless sluts that'll bang anything remotely phallic. I care about what's going in my ass, and I'll be dammed if it's some worm dick.
27257
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:36:07 PM »
Erm, guys always try to hit on my sisters, it's become a daily occurrence. I unfortunately have to listen to them blab on about it. So I'm going to guess higher than average. 4 of them between the ages 18-23
photos from 5years ago please.
27258
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:31:05 PM »
Seriously guys, we've been over this before.
Unless you've had both circumcised and nasty earthworm dicks in your mouth you have no say here
27259
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:16:13 PM »
Well damn, I've been inb4'd.
27260
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:15:15 PM »
I support Bill Cosby.
27261
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:10:15 PM »
It really isn't much to get used to or learn. It's not like I even have to adjust to it anymore for the trucks at work.
kind of wish my car had the 3 on the tree option instead of the 3speed auto just for the sheer novelty of it though.
27262
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:12:52 PM »
...why would you even want that on a cake? :s
It wasn't a wedding cake.
oh :s
But still, why would you ruin a perfectly good cake with some slander like that?
because muh constitution.
27263
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:10:44 PM »
The kawaii prince of bell air
27264
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:09:33 PM »
It makes people allergic to cats too though. I wouldn't wish such cruelty on anyone.
cats are dumb
27265
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:11:58 PM »
Plenty of stores that sell customized items openly state that they will outright refuse to produce or publish offensive slogans or logos for their customers.
Also, given her more than reasonable solution offerings, I fully suspect that this guy is just trying to make some kind of political statement about the gay wedding cake ruling.
27266
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:02:48 PM »
That's...
Then they wouldn't be lolis...
"LolI Con/Cunt" works better.
Well, there is a divide between futa loli and shota.
That's...
Then they wouldn't be lolis...
"LolI Con/Cunt" works better.
Unless it's a futa loli.
I guess...
I never pegged LC for.. .Well... Getting pegged by lolis.
No futa loli plz. I'm not attracted to dick girls, children, or underage dick children.
Good lord, you're so vanilla and boringfag.
27267
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:41:42 AM »
Lactating Cougars?
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That shit is so hot
Jim get off your alt
milfs are the master race. They just want a toyboy to dominate and share their milk with.
27268
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:38:51 AM »
Your wife is a rapist.
27269
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:38:01 AM »
Meganium.
1:It's a fucking dinosaur.
2: It's a fucking plant to I don't have to feed it.
3: I can ride my fucking cute as hell flower dinosaur around town and pick up all the little girls.
27270
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:35:21 AM »
That's...
Then they wouldn't be lolis...
"LolI Con/Cunt" works better.
Well, there is a divide between futa loli and shota.
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