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Serious / Re: California rapper faces 25 years to life for his lyrics
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:48:33 PM »
I was about to make a lolKommifornia comment but then remembered this isn't the Flood.

Anyway, I've heard much worse lyrics than these in songs that are considered "Top 100 hits."
I dunno, I think

>kalifornja

is still an appropriate response.

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The Flood / Re: interior crocodile alligator i drive a... wait wut
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:39:48 PM »
Hey man, gotta get that gator home somehow.

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The Flood / Re: it's Arky's birthday today
« on: January 23, 2015, 12:01:18 PM »
Rip in pastrami dead 37 year old arky.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for
« on: January 23, 2015, 11:51:57 AM »
So if jerking off to CP makes more CP, does that mean if I jerk off to like money or something, will I be making more money?
except money isn't marketed or consumed that way.

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The Flood / Re: During a
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:13:47 AM »
We should make a movie out of this post

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The Flood / Re: Gentlemen, Please turn your attention to this
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:12:36 AM »
Well, good luck.

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The Flood / Re: Shoe Thread.
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:03:02 AM »
Nike Dual Fusion

I just wear whatever is comfortable, sorta stylish, and less than $100.
those have been my preference for a couple years now.

Which reminds me, I'm due for a new pair soon...

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The Flood / Re: THANK YOU BASED RUSSIAN GOD OF WAR
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:37:02 AM »
Good. Russia banned all hentai, which means that we as the true western world must now realize that it is good, just like with free speech and homosexuals.

Lolis for everyone!

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:59:53 PM »
Well, you see, the problem with viewing actual hardcore CP is that in order for that image to exist, there had to have been an actual child being fucked. That's just not cool.
I expected a joke about playground pickup lines, instead I got a serious post. The fuck Das, get your shit together.
well I can't make jokes 100% of the time, I mean, then people might actually start to think I love little girls that aren't 2010 Chloe Moretz
You and half of /b/.

(that was an insult.)
I take solace in knowing that with the utterance of two words on /b/ I can both instantly derail any thread of my choosing and be surrounded by fellow chlomos.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:57:35 PM »
see no problem with just looking at child porn. it really doesn't hurt anyone. I think the rules against looking at it are pretty stupid.
it um... kinda hurts the children.
You see, there's only a market for something when there's a demand.

I mean, yeah, "Don't watch CP 'cause it makes kids suffer" seems pretty hypocritical coming from me considering the sheer ridiculousness of the levels of dehumanization and humiliation of women who aren't always willing actors in certain materials I enjoy... but well, I guess there's an illogical exception for kids in my mind.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:50:36 PM »
Well, you see, the problem with viewing actual hardcore CP is that in order for that image to exist, there had to have been an actual child being fucked. That's just not cool.
I expected a joke about playground pickup lines, instead I got a serious post. The fuck Das, get your shit together.
well I can't make jokes 100% of the time, I mean, then people might actually start to think I love little girls that aren't 2010 Chloe Moretz

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The Flood / Re: Spit or swallow?
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:12:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:59:07 PM »
Guys I don't think OP meant preteen porn
I think he meant teens
And most of us here had sex in high school so...

But filming and watching is pretty disgusting, OP
Agreed until that last line.

Wot
what?

You don't think it's disgustingto watch teenage sex?
Nope.

Lol 18 sure but anything downwards of 15 is wrong
12.



What the fuck is wrong with you?
I stopped trying to figure that out years ago.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:55:24 PM »
Guys I don't think OP meant preteen porn
I think he meant teens
And most of us here had sex in high school so...

But filming and watching is pretty disgusting, OP
Agreed until that last line.

Wot
what?

You don't think it's disgustingto watch teenage sex?
Nope.

Lol 18 sure but anything downwards of 15 is wrong
12.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:55:04 PM »
It's honestly funny how there's so many more gay pedophiles than straight. Kinda tells you that being gay actually is mentally ill.
Nah... the grouping here isn't exactly typical.

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The Flood / Re: I've Trademarked
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:28:51 PM »
#corporatesellout

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:26:52 PM »
Guys I don't think OP meant preteen porn
I think he meant teens
And most of us here had sex in high school so...

But filming and watching is pretty disgusting, OP
Agreed until that last line.

Wot
what?

You don't think it's disgustingto watch teenage sex?
Nope.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:17:34 PM »
Guys I don't think OP meant preteen porn
I think he meant teens
And most of us here had sex in high school so...

But filming and watching is pretty disgusting, OP
Agreed until that last line.

Wot
what?

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:10:53 PM »
Guys I don't think OP meant preteen porn
I think he meant teens
And most of us here had sex in high school so...

But filming and watching is pretty disgusting, OP
Agreed until that last line.

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Serious / Re: Bakery refuses to make anti-gay cake; legal action ensues
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:09:50 PM »
What the fuck?

Businesses have a right not to serve you.
Your comment only got as many likes as it did because it benefits their liberal world view. Were this a thread on a gay man trying to get a baker to write a Christian slur on a penis shaped cake and you posted that same comment, it would not get as many likes, because it would not have benefited their (il)liberal world view.
libertarian worldview*

You bet your sweet ass I want the legal ability to throw rowdy negroes out of my businesses... assuming I owned one.

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The Flood / Re: I dont understand why the hate for CP
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:04:40 PM »
Well, you see, the problem with viewing actual hardcore CP is that in order for that image to exist, there had to have been an actual child being fucked. That's just not cool.

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The Flood / Re: Just tried an edible for the first time
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:20:01 PM »
You ain't been high till you been high on a ham sandwich. Cannibutter is so goddamn versatile, man.

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Serious / Re: Did you know that Wal-mart really isn't all that bad?
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:49:51 PM »
Cool, now if only we weren't effectively subsidizing their workers wages so they can be cheap...

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The Flood / Re: Does cigarette packaging matter?
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:31:33 PM »
marlboro reds have a pack that looks manly, so thats the manly cig of choice
tfw i smoke marlboro reds
lololololol my granny smokes Marlboro reds.
your granny needs to smoke me
You need to stop hanging around Jim.

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The Flood / Re: rate my wallet
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:30:35 PM »
all these people who use wallets

blegh

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The Flood / Re: Brag post
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
I'm traveling to the US in a week and a half to go see my girlfriend again.
Flee confirmed future Harlow.
He's already a liberal atheist. What's next? Sep7agon Sears list?

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The Flood / Re: Does cigarette packaging matter?
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:26:27 PM »
marlboro reds have a pack that looks manly, so thats the manly cig of choice
tfw i smoke marlboro reds
lololololol my granny smokes Marlboro reds.

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Serious / Re: has anyone on this site had problems with substance abuse?
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:25:42 PM »
Despite the claims of rOCKETMAN (ISN'T A MOD), I'm not always drunk and I don't have any substance abuse problems.

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The Flood / Re: Cut or Uncut?
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:14:20 PM »


It's the only way to watch films.
I always knew that deep down inside, Boot recognized the uncut master race.
Fuck off Kiyo

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The Flood / Re: Brag post
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:02:01 PM »
Umm...

hold on...

I'll think of something...

I got a haircut.
There's few better feelings than something as simple as a fresh haircut.
Agreed. It's been too long since I've seen the skin on the sides of my head.

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