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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 11:50:16 PM »
Body hugging turtlenecks sweaters. Preferably in black.
With or without a tit slit?
it's called the boob window

Are you also a lover of said turtle neck sweaters?
Brah, who doesn't love em?

They're even better when there's no cleavage to show through the opening.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post your user tiers
« on: January 27, 2015, 11:48:50 PM »
I don't have a problem with any of you honestly, that can change but i don't know any of you well enough to start categorizing.
We should change that. Why don't you try loading your APCNR into my PaK 41?

Oh baby, you know that won't penetrate my armor.
Ayy, it's not the size of the gun, but the shape of the charge.

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The Flood / Re: >not naming your vehicles
« on: January 27, 2015, 11:45:55 PM »
I don't. What's it to ya?

The guitars are all named though.

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Gaming / Re: I want the flood to play this fucking masterpiece
« on: January 27, 2015, 11:44:01 PM »
that was fuckin fun

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Gaming / Re: I want the flood to play this fucking masterpiece
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:42:51 PM »
you fuck I just joined when you ended it.

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The Flood / Re: What? I forgot what the ad is talking about...
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:38:19 PM »



Great Ad.
I got that a lot. It refused to fully load and wouldn't stop loading so the flashing "transfering data from xxxxxxxxxxxx" in the bottom left corner of my screen annoyed me to the point where I re-enabled adblock and now I feel bad.

Sorry Cheat.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: post your user tiers
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:24:12 PM »
I don't have a problem with any of you honestly, that can change but i don't know any of you well enough to start categorizing.
We should change that. Why don't you try loading your APCNR into my PaK 41?

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:18:45 PM »
Body hugging turtlenecks sweaters. Preferably in black.
With or without a tit slit?

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:17:49 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...
One can only hope one day we shall find a beautiful girl or guy who looks incredibly young, flat chested, and extremely feminine and submissive.
>tfw I graduated with one and let her walk away

Life is cruel.

Win her over through fedora tipping
But I can't steal a woman from a fellow fedora.
I must do the gentleman thing and concede defeat in public while sobbing uncontrollably and drinking myself to death in bed.

But Das, you must challenge him to a duel of Rapiers and Bucklers!

Or even better, best him in a battle of wits and win your fair lady over through chivalry
I have given up the rapier though, ever since my fellow fedorian Arky took his life with his own blade.

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:12:49 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...
One can only hope one day we shall find a beautiful girl or guy who looks incredibly young, flat chested, and extremely feminine and submissive.
>tfw I graduated with one and let her walk away

Life is cruel.

Win her over through fedora tipping
But I can't steal a woman from a fellow fedora.
I must do the gentleman thing and concede defeat in public while sobbing uncontrollably and drinking myself to death in bed.

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The Flood / Re: MFW Rocketman isn't even a mod
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:10:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:08:39 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...
One can only hope one day we shall find a beautiful girl or guy who looks incredibly young, flat chested, and extremely feminine and submissive.
>tfw I graduated with one and let her walk away

Life is cruel.

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The Flood / Re: I have something to share with the #baneposters
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:01:08 PM »
This has been posted thirty seven times.

You are hereby fined 37 shekels for aggressive newfomaning.

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The Flood / Re: 1 trillion lions vs the sun
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:58:37 PM »
Sun can just camp and outlive the lions.

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The Flood / Re: People you wouldn't mind burning in hell
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:58:00 PM »
rOCKETMAN('S NOT A MOD).

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:57:17 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...

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The Flood / Re: I'm literally crying right now.
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:55:05 PM »
Aww, cheer up rOCKETMAN('S NOT A MOD).

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:53:49 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think of MILF?
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:36:09 PM »
Well they're islamic so they have to be bad.

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The Flood / Re: test
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:28:08 PM »
Your cheat detector must of malfunctioned and caused this. I hope you're happy.

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The Flood / Re: Definitely NOT an RP thread
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:23:51 PM »
nd thn i qwkscopd op's fa66ot ass

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The Flood / Re: A History of the Byzantine State and Society
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:21:30 PM »
I'm quite fond of classical antiquity and post-republic Rome. I'll never learn as much as I want to though... so many political affairs, so many cultural events, so many sieges... so much Delenda est Carthago to shout from the rooftops after yelling wirdie γaiðō von Wodenaz from the forests and shagging a group of Egyptian women.

17th century Europe holds a special place in my heart for all of it's siege warfare, line battles, polish hussars, and engineering the modern concept of combined arms strategy. But god damn is all of the fighting sometimes difficult to keep track of.

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I'm convinced that it didn't even snow here last night.

Meanwhile, the airport in New Haven CT. was still closed when I left work today. We got fucking robbed, man. I wanted snow...

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The Flood / Re: That terrifying moment when you almost crash
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:57:05 PM »
Yeah, because your one shitty experience with an elderly driver is sound basis for removing all old people's licenses.

This is one of probably 10. And I've witnessed countless accidents caused by elderly people.
Man, every time I've been robbed it's been by a black person. We should just throw them all in jail, they're endangering themselves and everyone else.

What's sad is a few members would back that haha
Like me!

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The Flood / Re: That terrifying moment when you almost crash
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:55:10 PM »
Of course I know this feeling... I drive on I-78 monthly. God damn truckers, man.

The adrenaline rush I felt going backwards down that off-ramp one winter was fucking intense too.

And that one time I took a corner a little too quick on a backroad and swung the tail off the pavement but made a recovery before the embankment

And the two soccer moms who tried to kill me in one ride on  my old Shadow (rip in peaces scrap bike)

Man... good times.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I need your help <.<
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:29:13 PM »
Talk about why Freud was right about everything and how Robert Heath did nothing wrong.

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