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The Flood / Re: There are over 100 Billion Galaxies
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:35:16 AM »

Your sexual organs would not be compatible
Pfft, if it has an orifice I can fuck it.

26792
The Flood / Re: You know what?
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:13:35 AM »
>tfw you just killed your pot and don't feel like making another whole one but every time you try to do half-pots it ends up too weak or like jet fuel
I don't know. Get better at your own thing that you do.
Legit coffee is an art, son, and I am no artist.

26793
The Flood / Re: You know what?
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:09:35 AM »
>tfw you just killed your pot and don't feel like making another whole one but every time you try to do half-pots it ends up too weak or like jet fuel

26794
The Flood / Re: Goin out to a bar
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:34:35 AM »
Wine
At a bar?
I guess it depends on your taste in alcohol and how self-possessed you are. I do what I want, where I want.
So regular bars actually carry wine down there?
Well, yeah. A bar will have every type of alcohol.
I've never seen more than a half-empty bottle of really cheap concord that makes me wonder how long it's been sitting there at the places I frequent.
And shit, biker bars won't even have that.

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The Flood / Re: Goin out to a bar
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:29:14 AM »
Wine
At a bar?
I guess it depends on your taste in alcohol and how self-possessed you are. I do what I want, where I want.
So regular bars actually carry wine down there?

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The Flood / Re: I just made an awesome find.
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:27:48 AM »
His forefathers were overcompensating with their quarterstaves, obviously.

26797
The Flood / Re: Goin out to a bar
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:25:03 AM »

26798
"Option 3 - Leave the Current System in Place"
We have a current system?

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The Flood / Re: There are over 100 Billion Galaxies
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:41:32 AM »
I don't have one.

And the one I kinda do I can't exactly ask.
One does not ask Tru anything, you simply tie him with rope and take him along.

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The Flood / Re: Obama on Wheel of Fortune
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:39:55 AM »
Well what can you expect from a Kenyan mooslim?

26801
I wonder what the reaction from the Saudis will be if Hillary is elected.
Well shit, there goes any talking with the middle east...

26802
The Flood / Re: You know what?
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:18:53 AM »
a third boiling water
wat
I make it so I can knock it back straight away. As 'instant' coffee should be.
>instant "coffee"
>coffee

Pick one and only one.

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The Flood / Re: You know what?
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:13:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Dude what's the point of swim meets
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:04:21 AM »
To swim competitively?

26806
I don't know if I can blame him, seeing as how "terrorist" is synonymous with "brown people" in the public eye.

26807
I say we ban god.

This should be banned. After all if God intended for you to have a baby then he wouldn't have gave you a miscarriage.
Every time we try the guy just keeps unbanning himself.

26808
The Flood / Re: Why don't anime characters look Japanese?
« on: January 31, 2015, 06:36:47 AM »
Because they love America so much that they tried t model their idols after us, with their big blue eyes, long blond hair, and DD-cup tits.

I'd be okay without the last one though.

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The Flood / Re: I wear socks to bed
« on: January 31, 2015, 06:35:17 AM »
Enjoy your moldy feet, brah.

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Serious / Re: Allowing transexuals to use the other bathroom (in school)
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:10:47 PM »
For the boys room, a FTM will (likely) have to use a stall as they most likely have not had any surgical work yet.
Nah. That's what STPs are for.
Those seem so unhygienic though.
Not if you wash 'em after every use. Silicone cleans really nicely.
But doesn't whipping out your piss tube to clean it in the sink ruin the whole inconspicuous aspect of them?

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Serious / Re: Are we really free to protest?
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:06:11 PM »
The problem with peaceful protestors is that they tend to pick dumb locations that inconvenience others. They shouldn't be able to do that.

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Serious / Re: Allowing transexuals to use the other bathroom (in school)
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »
For the boys room, a FTM will (likely) have to use a stall as they most likely have not had any surgical work yet.
Nah. That's what STPs are for.
Those seem so unhygienic though.

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The Flood / Re: What's your opinion on open relationships?
« on: January 30, 2015, 07:21:19 PM »
In my opinion, what's the point? If you're not going to be committed to your partner why bother saying you're in a relationship?
Because more defines a relationship than just who you're fucking.

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Steel was exactly what I was hoping for.
Congrats on bascially winning...
I haven't played enough to adjust to the resistance nerfs, but don't they mean he can't just stall everyone to death?

And ayyyy faggots let's get some battle going.
oi battle me
Alright son, let's go.
whats your name on showdown?
DAS B00T

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Steel was exactly what I was hoping for.
Congrats on bascially winning...
I haven't played enough to adjust to the resistance nerfs, but don't they mean he can't just stall everyone to death?

And ayyyy faggots let's get some battle going.
oi battle me
Alright son, let's go.

26816
The Flood / Re: Show me your desktop, Flood!
« on: January 30, 2015, 05:09:11 PM »
Spoiler
#1 of 149 on rotation.

26817
Steel was exactly what I was hoping for.
Congrats on bascially winning...
I haven't played enough to adjust to the resistance nerfs, but don't they mean he can't just stall everyone to death?

And ayyyy faggots let's get some battle going.

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The Flood / Re: A Time of Reclamation: The Age of Anime
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:59:23 PM »
On a serious note though, why not a Shinkai film?

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The Flood / Re: Hilarious classy move by Fox weather forecaster
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:47:28 PM »
Give this man a Nobel peace prize.

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The Flood / Re: 2 Fast 2 Fuherious
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:45:46 PM »
Funny thing is, that car would be banned in Germany.

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