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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Group
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:54:04 PM »
God fucking damn it Patricia, coordinate this fucking defense already!

26732
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:39:14 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?
See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.
I don't think that's true though.
Butt it is.
Prove it.
That would get me banned.
PM me then. :)
But that would be gay.

26733
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:37:44 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?
See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.
I don't think that's true though.
Butt it is.
Prove it.
That would get me banned.

26734
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:36:36 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?
See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.
I don't think that's true though.
Butt it is.

26735
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:34:14 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?
See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.

26736
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:30:54 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.

26737
The Flood / Re: shit your parents say
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM »
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.

26738
The Flood / Re: Those bolt action AR-15's.
« on: February 01, 2015, 07:21:33 PM »
Bullpup weapons>
bullpups=horrible balance

However, the shorter barrel in front of the user means less recoil and more stability. It's a tradeoff.

But I think they look cool.


Yeah but
>5.56
>recoil

26739
The Flood / Re: Best meme gets the win.
« on: February 01, 2015, 02:12:52 PM »

26741
The Flood / Re: Best meme gets the win.
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:42:18 PM »
and /r/cutefemalecorpses. 
Dear god let this be a real subreddit

26742
The Flood / Re: Why aren't you watching the Super Bowl tonight?
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:37:33 PM »
Band's trying out a new singer tonight.

I know my Brady Bunch is gonna take the ring anyway.

26745
The Flood / Re: Best meme gets the win.
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:30:08 PM »

26746
The Flood / Re: SEATTLE FANS GO TO HELL
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:26:02 PM »

26747
Serious / Re: I'm fucking mad.
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:18:34 PM »
Because not everybody hates people that protects lives
I know this is bait but I still think you should kill yourself
Unlike you, I know what it means to be a patriotic American. Bet you're some ISIS sympathizer. Better call Cruz and inform him
So, Mr. True Patriot, why haven't you taken the oath I did four years ago then?

I want Das Day to be a real national holiday.
Yeah! You celebrate with a loli cake and a Kirino pinata! We can use April 22 for it because who gives a fuck about earth day, right?

26748
The Flood / Re: Those bolt action AR-15's.
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:35:28 PM »

26749
The Flood / Re: My Butts album
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:41:24 AM »
You did follow the nsfw procedure correctly buuuuut, lolis are bant and an album full of them is not halal.
YOU BASTARD

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

#MODBIAS

26750
Septagon / Re: Can we have a limit on how big your avatar can be
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:39:50 AM »
We should encourage people to be sensible with their avatar sizes and pre-rescale dimensions though thorough and brutal bullying.

26751
The Flood / Re: My Butts album
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:33:10 AM »
Well fuck, and here I thought it was gonna be a devious trick.
Never.
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I tip my fedora to you. Good morrow, fair madam.

26752
The Flood / Re: My Butts album
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:30:05 AM »
Well fuck, and here I thought it was gonna be a devious trick.

26753
Gaming / Re: My Best Buy literally got 0 Meta Knight amiibo
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:21:26 AM »
Ebay?

26754
The Flood / Re: Just got the mother of all Handguns!
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:20:09 AM »
Ooooooh, nice.

How's it feel?

26755
The Flood / Re: Yee
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:17:21 AM »
Yee is hell.
Spoiler
YouTube

26756
The Flood / Re: You Know You're Right
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:15:23 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube

The first flyleaf album that wasn't bad. Prove me wrong.

26757
The Flood / Re: Those bolt action AR-15's.
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:28:39 AM »
Oh, at first I thought you were talking about these
Spoiler

But if you mean somehting like this
Spoiler
then there should be uppers and bolts for sale to do it. Check around cali gun forums, since this seems like a thing they would do out there as a middle finger to the state legislature.

26758
Gaming / Re: Is minecraft worth playing?
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:20:22 AM »
Wait, there are people in existence that haven't played Minecraft?
Oh! Me!

26759
Serious / Re: I'm fucking mad.
« on: February 01, 2015, 10:13:21 AM »
Because not everybody hates people that protects lives
I know this is bait but I still think you should kill yourself
Unlike you, I know what it means to be a patriotic American. Bet you're some ISIS sympathizer. Better call Cruz and inform him
So, Mr. True Patriot, why haven't you taken the oath I did four years ago then?

26760
Serious / Re: Is mayonnaise a gender?
« on: February 01, 2015, 09:34:23 AM »
But OGBC, Solipsism is retarded.

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