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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: What should I fap to tonight?
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:22:24 PM »
Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke o Anata to Koibito Tsunagi
EWWWWWWWWWWWW LESBIANS

But Das, that just means they'll stay unspoiled. Once they inevitably get bored and become desperate for dick it's jealousy-free threesomes for life.
But they're already tainted.

And besides, I don't want virgin blood on my bed or sheepskin back seat covers.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:21:21 PM »
>Using a laptop

Disgusting.
It runs all the Nipponese hentai games I could want. What more do you need?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:16:55 PM »
I always have Tuesday off.
Well of course, it is your day after all.

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The Flood / Re: Hey DAS, guess what next Tuesday is.
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:16:27 PM »
T minus 8 days to legal /Chlo/ nude shops

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:12:59 PM »
Crying myself to sleep like every other night
Don't feel sad. You didn't choose to be born a bong.

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The Flood / >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:11:31 PM »
It's time to eat cheesecake, drink bourbon, use the oxford comma, and shitpost rampantly.
Spoiler
What are y'all up to tonight?

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The Flood / Re: Sverigefags bara i denna tråd
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:05:14 PM »
I refuse to buy a mossberg because Sweden is a nation of communists and Muslim apologists.

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The Flood / Re: What should I fap to tonight?
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:01:41 PM »
Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke o Anata to Koibito Tsunagi
EWWWWWWWWWWWW LESBIANS

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The Flood / Re: What should I fap to tonight?
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:56:10 PM »

26687
The Flood / Re: What should I fap to tonight?
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:53:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: why are americans so retarded?
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:40:33 PM »
Well, her fingers are at least off the triggers so she's already more competent and intelligent about gun safety than a certain legislator from California. *cough* Kevin Leon *cough* democrat *cough*

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The Flood / Re: Do feminist hate ducks?
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:00:58 PM »
its funny cause male ducks rape the females all the time

fun fact:

ducks have gay sex
Funner fact: ducks have necrophilic gay sex.
Ducks are chill folk.
Because they have necrophilic and homosexual tendencies?
Yup.

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The Flood / Re: Do feminist hate ducks?
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:58:58 PM »
its funny cause male ducks rape the females all the time

fun fact:

ducks have gay sex
Funner fact: ducks have necrophilic gay sex.
Ducks are chill folk.

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The Flood / Re: Serious™ proposal
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:48:39 PM »
I still want the specific ability to like edits.

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The Flood / Re: Edgy Music
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:42:13 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

Ya know, I think this is the edgiest album I own... and I've got 3 Disturbed albums. Still enjoy it though.

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The Flood / Re: Worst YouTuber of all time
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:11:17 PM »
Brah, I can roll the dankest blunts thanks to you.

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The Flood / Re: Worst youtuber of all time
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »
I've never watched anything from these people..

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The Flood / Re: why
« on: February 02, 2015, 03:27:59 PM »
Because deadheads.

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The Flood / Re: I make a lewd gesture towards you
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:31:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: My dog is dreaming.
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:28:48 PM »
Clap really loudly next to his head.
That's just evil.
It's not evil if you record it for the internet for lulz.

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