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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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26641
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:51:41 PM »
typos, I make those.
26642
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:49:05 PM »
TRU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
26643
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:47:10 PM »
Don't like wine
In my experience, this is only said by people who have only had shitty wine, which, can be all too abundant in religious communities like the Evangelical kingdom of the former Soviet England, now known as the Caliphate of Britbongistan.
Wait till October. I can drink then.
I'm 19 and I still can't drink, legally.
DAMN YOU AMERICA.
Didn't stop me, lol
26644
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:33:26 PM »
>bvov
26645
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:30:46 PM »
SO IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME GO.
AND RUN AWAY BEFORE I KNOW.
MY HEART IS JUST TOO DARK TO CARE.
I CAN'T DESTROY WHAT ISN'T THERE.
DELIVER ME INTO MY FATE, IF I'M ALONE I CANNOT HATE
I DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE YOU
MY SMILE WAS TAKEN LONG AGO, IF I CAN CHANGE I HOPE I NEVER KNOW
26646
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:29:21 PM »
Don't like wine
In my experience, this is only said by people who have only had shitty wine, which, can be all too abundant in religious communities like the Evangelical kingdom of the former Soviet England, now known as the Caliphate of Britbongistan.
26647
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:25:59 PM »
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
26648
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:22:51 PM »
mfw I see your avatar
Also, Chloe was hotter when she was younger in movies like Let Me In, it's a shame that she's going into adulthood now.
Yeah, but at least she's doing it well for someone of her age.
26649
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:22:01 PM »
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
SO EFFUSIVE - FADE - IT DOESN'T CUT
THE SOUL IS NOT SO VIBRANT
THE RECKONING, THE SICKENING
PACKAGING SUBVERSION
PSEUDO SACROSANCT PERVERSION
GO DRILL YOUR DESERTS, GO DIG YOUR GRAVES
THEN FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU WILL SAVE
SINKING IN, GETTING SMALLER AGAIN
I'M DONE! IT HAS BEGUN! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!
26650
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:17:28 PM »
a
26651
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:14:10 PM »
Considering I've never celebrated it, it means nothing to me.
You don't have to celebrate it to get tons of chocolate.
I only got chocolate once, and that was in 3rd grade. So yea, it really is just another day to me.
Aww, poor yu.
26652
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:13:45 PM »
Could someone explain to me what this supposed circe jerk is all about? Am I part of it, for example? Because in all my time on the staff, I've seen very few actual cases of modbias, especially now that the rules have been changed to allow for less mod discretion.
Just some members who believe because some users are friendly with a mod on skype, then that person is very invincible and can never get warned. Even though that has been proven otherwise
But rOCKETMAN'S not a mod.
26653
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:11:44 PM »
Hell yeah baby.
Gotta watch my Brady Bunch.
26654
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:06:08 PM »
OP what the actual fuck
26655
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:03:50 PM »
But when you think about it.
It's just a day when you waste money and can be 100% certain that the other half is excessively horny.
Not even dude.
In my experience the only thing garunteed was that I'd be spending money.
Being able to save that money is one of the few perks of being single.
Well of course, You're LC
I'm sorry I don't think I quite heard what you said there Tru.
He said that Das probably gets sex more than you.
26656
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:00:44 PM »
needs more dank memes
26657
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:57:36 PM »
I'm gonna come back after a few more drinks.
26658
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:56:08 PM »
You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo
I know, that was half of the joke.
He gone come in here and be like fuk you tru and make threads about me now and gun start drama
Ooooh, sounds entertaining.
With Elegiac, its always entertaining
I wonder if he's ever gonna realize that most of the laughing in his threads is at him, not with him.
26659
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:53:20 PM »
You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo
I know, that was half of the joke.
He gone come in here and be like fuk you tru and make threads about me now and gun start drama
Ooooh, sounds entertaining.
26660
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:52:56 PM »
For real tho, anyone else get hard from the pic in the OP?
26661
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:49:13 PM »
You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo
I know, that was half of the joke.
26662
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:47:43 PM »
You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
26663
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:46:32 PM »
Doped up on a fuckton of medication for a serious issue.
AIDS?
Haha, I wish.
What then?
Fractured a tooth near the back of my mouth, nerve died, got necrosis and a bad abscess. My face is totally fucked right now. Hopefully things will be back to normal in a week or two.
Typical Bong
Nah, I actually take care of my teeth. But dental hygiene truly is really poor here in bongistan.
Dentistry in Britain actually is good, though.
Sure, by third world standards.
#dasposting
#yunoit
26664
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:45:45 PM »
You morons get out my thread
*our thread
26665
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:44:55 PM »
Doped up on a fuckton of medication for a serious issue.
AIDS?
Haha, I wish.
What then?
Fractured a tooth near the back of my mouth, nerve died, got necrosis and a bad abscess. My face is totally fucked right now. Hopefully things will be back to normal in a week or two.
Typical Bong
Nah, I actually take care of my teeth. But dental hygiene truly is really poor here in bongistan.
Dentistry in Britain actually is good, though.
Sure, by third world standards.
26666
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:43:51 PM »
I've been thinking to... I think I need another drink.
26667
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:34:53 PM »
>Using a laptop
Disgusting.
wait OH MY GOD HI IAN
26668
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:34:04 PM »
There is a snake in dasboot.
i wish
26669
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:30:56 PM »
Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke o Anata to Koibito Tsunagi
EWWWWWWWWWWWW LESBIANS
But Das, that just means they'll stay unspoiled. Once they inevitably get bored and become desperate for dick it's jealousy-free threesomes for life.
But they're already tainted.
And besides, I don't want virgin blood on my bed or sheepskin back seat covers.
>Nonvirgins
>Untainted
Suit yourself.
>lesbians >untainted Pick one.
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