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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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26611
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:09:10 AM »
TBlocks literally has never displayed mod bias
But has he displayed anything at all?
26612
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:00:58 AM »
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO EIFFEL TOWER CASPER WITH YOU!
Sorry you got caught up in this scene.
Oh well... I have dibs on your new sister-in-law.
26613
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:53:19 PM »
Homosexuality.
They're married.
Did you just propose?
Yes. Please get me away from all these scary muslims.
HOW COULD I SAY NO!?
Because yhou know that True ist mien doggy.
Even more reason to say yes.
YOU SON OF A BITCH! AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO EIFFEL TOWER CASPER WITH YOU!
26614
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:47:44 PM »
Homosexuality.
They're married.
Did you just propose?
Yes. Please get me away from all these scary muslims.
HOW COULD I SAY NO!?
Because yhou know that True ist mien doggy.
26615
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:46:39 PM »
This one should be easy
Might be a little tricky
Cause it was in another thread
Elegiac
Meta
PSU
The first one is Camnator, you autistic faggot.
I WAS MAKING A JOKE YOU MCR LOVING FAGGOT
I'll take that as a compliment
26616
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:40:39 PM »
This one should be easy
Might be a little tricky
Cause it was in another thread
Elegiac
Meta
PSU
The first one is Camnator, you autistic faggot.
I WAS MAKING A JOKE YOU MCR LOVING FAGGOT
26617
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:34:28 PM »
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
Holy shit, I laughed in sync with the guy
26618
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:25:36 PM »
It's been a long long time
I call BS on that.
>_______>
You think I get alone time?
Plus I just never get the urge. I don't know man
Is this about your sister again?
Spoiler I swear man I know a couple great ways to hide a body :^)
Spoiler Not after last time. Never again man.. 
Oh yaaaaaa
You said she knows karate or something?
She's a fitness instructor
Can I buy her worn yoga pants?
._.
Legit question. Or socks. Or sneakers. or panties.
26619
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:24:34 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
It comes out sterile. Extre sterile with all the alcohol in my system
I don't want that.
Fuck you nigger, that ain't even the thirst I'm talking about.
Oh
Well shit son, if you THAT damn thirsty, just ride on over to the east coast. The two of us can easily overpower Casper.
I see I have your attention. Allow me to now ramble on about how we can meet in the bus station at philly and drive two hours north to Lyco, whihc should be near penn tech, so I think I maybe know where I'm going, and then we can break into casper's dorm where you can procede to have your way with him while I'm still recovereing from the steller road head you gave me while discussing our plans while driving up I-95 and 81, dodging truckers and all sorts of hondas and redneck trucks and.... hold on I'm gonna go microwave a frozen pizza.
26620
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:20:12 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
It comes out sterile. Extre sterile with all the alcohol in my system
I don't want that.
Fuck you nigger, that ain't even the thirst I'm talking about.
Oh Well shit son, if you THAT damn thirsty, just ride on over to the east coast. The two of us can easily overpower Casper.
26621
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:18:20 PM »
In a yearly review of my own personal alcohol budget, I must agree wholeheartedly.
26622
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:16:20 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
It comes out sterile. Extre sterile with all the alcohol in my system
26623
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:15:14 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
26624
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:14:14 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
26625
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:11:32 PM »
It's been a long long time
I call BS on that.
>_______>
You think I get alone time?
Plus I just never get the urge. I don't know man
Is this about your sister again?
Spoiler I swear man I know a couple great ways to hide a body :^)
Spoiler Not after last time. Never again man..
Oh yaaaaaa
You said she knows karate or something?
She's a fitness instructor
Can I buy her worn yoga pants?
26626
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:08:53 PM »
>.> <.< Quack. I kinda enjoyed that dumb little thing, especially in tier four games. Tier V wasn't too bad either. For some reason I excel in shitty tanks though...
26627
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:00:37 PM »
So this is what it feels like to finally be a part of something important...
26628
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:57:20 PM »
It's been a long long time
I call BS on that.
>_______>
You think I get alone time?
Plus I just never get the urge. I don't know man
Is this about your sister again?
Spoiler I swear man I know a couple great ways to hide a body :^)
Whoa man, why would he kill her? If anything he should try to get her help.
26629
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:55:39 PM »
It's been a long long time
I call BS on that.
>_______>
You think I get alone time?
Plus I just never get the urge. I don't know man
You want some help with that?
26630
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:55:01 PM »
Not often, I like to maintain a vaguely shaggy look. I'm also pretty young so it takes me a while for it to actually start showing.
Then you should just keep shaving it off and not let it grow for a while. The more you shave the thicker and manlier it will eventually grow back.
That's a myth, manganese.
26631
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:53:46 PM »
It's winter now, so I only shave my face once a month when the state requires my presence to do nothing and collect an easy paycheck.
Otherwise, I'll do my face whenever the stubble starts to itch. I used to keep my torso clean, but, I guess I kinda gave up there. No point in doing it for nobody, right?
26632
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:22:15 PM »
26633
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:11:07 PM »
If I had to average it out... three times daily.
26634
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:01:27 PM »
Elegiac Fuck you dumbass
Lol Nigga be mad
26635
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:44:32 PM »
26636
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:40:18 PM »
Whatever the kill count, we can agree that a lot of snipers are some of the most moral people on the planet.
Removing the Islamist scourge, one by one.
Doesn't get more admirable than that.
They're too slow though. Now artillerymen... those are some guys with a sense of purpose and moral urgency.
"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl."
Wait, why is he wearing an ISAF patch when he's clearly 25th ID and ISAF stands for "I saw Americans fighting?"
26637
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:23:46 PM »
This one should be easy
Might be a little tricky
Cause it was in another thread
Elegiac Meta PSU
26638
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:02:27 PM »
2old4me
26639
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:58:15 PM »
,a
26640
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:56:05 PM »
I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS
I RESPECT YOUR GENDER
I RESPECT YOUR EXISTENCE
I'LL ALWAYS BE TENDER
CAUSE I RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS
AS A WOMAN AND A HUMAN
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