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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:10:21 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED  ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
why
to not be a virgin anymore, duh.
but they're not virgins anymore

thats why they got married
Naw son, not for them, for you

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:07:02 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED  ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
why
to not be a virgin anymore, duh.

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:57:10 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED  ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

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The Flood / Re: You walk into Lavender town...
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:53:55 PM »
Do nothing because I love the Lavender town music.

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The Flood / Re: When you die
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »
I'll probably not die in battle, so Helheim it is.

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:50:28 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.

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The Flood / Re: Regrets thread
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:40:54 PM »
Not leaving Ashley on Vermire on the save that I went through all three games on.

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I'm a firm believer in capital punishment for children.
At what ages, and for what offences?
All ages for  whenever things start to get too rowdy. A good lynching every now and then aught to keep these city kids in line.
That's the thing tho.

You kill off the ghetto kids for being bad, but you let the well-behaved city kids that will grow up to destroy the Earth bask in appraisal.
Nah, cities are full of hippie liberals.
You're ignoring my point of there existing gray zones, and not just black and white zones.
Well hey then, let's lynch the mixed breeds too.
Shit mang, we can't lynch 7 bilion people.
you're right... We need more rope.

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I'm a firm believer in capital punishment for children.
At what ages, and for what offences?
All ages for  whenever things start to get too rowdy. A good lynching every now and then aught to keep these city kids in line.
That's the thing tho.

You kill off the ghetto kids for being bad, but you let the well-behaved city kids that will grow up to destroy the Earth bask in appraisal.
Nah, cities are full of hippie liberals.
You're ignoring my point of there existing gray zones, and not just black and white zones.
Well hey then, let's lynch the mixed breeds too.

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I'm a firm believer in capital punishment for children.
At what ages, and for what offences?
All ages for  whenever things start to get too rowdy. A good lynching every now and then aught to keep these city kids in line.
That's the thing tho.

You kill off the ghetto kids for being bad, but you let the well-behaved city kids that will grow up to destroy the Earth bask in appraisal.
Nah, cities are full of hippie liberals.

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The Flood / Re: I demand a sassy homepage quip
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:27:48 PM »
I wouldn't mind having one myself. Could even be a jab at my faith or whatever.

"But Rocketman, gOD'S NOT REAL"

"Sorry, Rocketman is at church right now. It's Sunday"


or something random:

"Rocketman, are you a rock-it-man?"



I can't think of anything for SecondClass at the moment, my brain is kinda........tired.
Spoiler
apologies for making this thread be about other people.........
rOCKETMAN'S NOT A MOD

no
yes

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The Flood / Re: If you don't think Emma Watson is hot,
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:26:39 PM »
Ellen Page is better.

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I'm a firm believer in capital punishment for children.
At what ages, and for what offences?
All ages for  whenever things start to get too rowdy. A good lynching every now and then aught to keep these city kids in line.

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Which hentai was this from?

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I'm a firm believer in capital punishment for children.

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The Flood / Re: To those who know what a psychopath actually is:
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:14:55 PM »
Joke's on you, I wanna be some corporate pawn.

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The Flood / Re: 10 posts to go until I am UNSTOPABLE
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:00:18 PM »
Hahaha


The moment you hit custom title I'll know what I'm aiming for and I'm gonna go fast
orbital downvote cannon, standing by.

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The Flood / Re: I demand a sassy homepage quip
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:57:55 PM »
I wouldn't mind having one myself. Could even be a jab at my faith or whatever.

"But Rocketman, gOD'S NOT REAL"

"Sorry, Rocketman is at church right now. It's Sunday"


or something random:

"Rocketman, are you a rock-it-man?"



I can't think of anything for SecondClass at the moment, my brain is kinda........tired.
Spoiler
apologies for making this thread be about other people.........
rOCKETMAN'S NOT A MOD

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Gaming / Re: Thel 'Vadam vs Garrus Vakarian
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:56:40 PM »
I think the Arbiter would take this one easily.

Arbiter vs. Shepard would be quit a bit more balanced.
Only if Shep was a Biotic, even then, Shep's most powerful Biotic push from ME1 would only stumble a Spartan 2.
I remember that someone did the maths, at a full sprint, a Biotic push headfirst wouldn't phase a Spartan.

I can't imagine Arby being lesser than a Spartan.
Arby doesn't weigh two tons though.

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The Flood / Re: I am silly like slash
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:26:25 AM »
I like elegiac you niggers
You only like laughing at him.

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The Flood / Re: Calling all Mexicans
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:24:08 AM »

Says the nigger who doesn't know what pho is
Are there even any black asians


Euthanasia would be the kindest option.

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The Flood / Re: I am silly like slash
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:21:29 AM »
But you see, you're not.

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The Flood / Re: >gets tip from job centre about a job may suit me
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:15:00 AM »
Temp agencies are usually pretty retarded.

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I agree. Hitler was beat as a child and look how accomplished he became.

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The Flood / Re: Am I going sane?
« on: February 03, 2015, 10:42:53 AM »
I'm referring all of you to a shrink.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to have Das change his profile picture
« on: February 03, 2015, 10:41:10 AM »
(except done better. I only took about 10 minutes to do this)
don't care, still resized it

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The Flood / Re: I love the sound it makes when you upvote someone
« on: February 03, 2015, 10:23:52 AM »
i think the quake sound when you downvote the OP is even better
don't, pls don't
Too bad.

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The Flood / Re: Am I going sane?
« on: February 03, 2015, 10:20:09 AM »
You're getting fruity.
Where is that on the scale?

Just shy of sane.
Then I will quest for Dragon Fruit.

Slay that fucker.
You ever tried it?


Holy anus is that really what the inside looks like????????????
Well... yeah. Shocking?
As a proud hater of anything black, this is intriguing to me.
They're not exactly cheap, as far as these things go. I don't think you'd want to buy bagfuls.
Well, I would hope they are more expensive, considering the fact that they're white. And not black.
How racist are you exactly? The huǒ lóng guǒ is a very asian fruit. And then there is it's mexican variety...
Even Hitler worked with chinks.

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