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The Flood / Re: yfw browsing /b/ for the first time
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:48:24 AM »
Timetofap.jpg

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The Flood / Re: Help me make 'brownies'
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:18:01 AM »
grind it and throw it in the batter
That sounds almost too easy... >_>
Dunno man that's what my friends and I did.
And it worked? Just like that?
The heat activates the THC and it absorbs into the fats of the butter/oil. You just got to get the proportions right to what you want.

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The Flood / Re: Help me make 'brownies'
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:03:50 AM »
grind it and throw it in the batter
That sounds almost too easy... >_>
it is that easy, just don't burn the butter.

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Serious / Re: How bad does life have to get
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:59:17 AM »
You guys have been arguing in circles for 10 pages.

Suffering has value. Of course nobody likes suffering, but we gain understanding from it.
again, this isn't inherently and constantly true.

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Serious / Re: Women need to be paid less so they can find husbands.
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:53:41 AM »
Is this the part where someone goes "lolRepublicans?"

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The Flood / Re: Defining traits of specific users
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:51:57 AM »
Psy: Mai husbando

Tru: My little husbando can't be this cute

Yutaka: The Mexican husbando that I don't want but am forced to be with anyway

Cheat: Glorious Golden Faggot

Isara: CFC filth


Nexus: Wants my dick but will never get it
You know you want me.
Nobody wants a cholo husbando.
I can stuff your burrito like no one else.
I can take care of that myself, honey.

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The Flood / Re: Defining traits of specific users
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:32:54 AM »
Psy: Mai husbando

Tru: My little husbando can't be this cute

Yutaka: The Mexican husbando that I don't want but am forced to be with anyway

Cheat: Glorious Golden Faggot

Isara: CFC filth


Nexus: Wants my dick but will never get it
You know you want me.
Nobody wants a cholo husbando.

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The Flood / Re: Defining traits of specific users
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:00:22 AM »
Das: Pedophile
•took until page three
•mentioned after Zen

Man I gotta step up my game

26529
The Flood / Re: Which flag has the better design
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:54:09 AM »
Stripes sure are original.

This.

And this.

PRUSSIA STRONK!

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The Flood / Re: 10 posts to go until I am UNSTOPABLE
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:45:11 AM »
Hahaha


The moment you hit custom title I'll know what I'm aiming for and I'm gonna go fast
orbital downvote cannon, standing by.
It wouldn't even dent me. The good members here still far outweigh the bad ones even if they are less vocal, but you'll notice that whenever the coast is clear and you guys are done bitching at me, regular conversation with Elegiac resumes. You, Lemon, digger and challenger and one or two others are the worst members of this community, but you somehow think you're the best. It's almost a cause for existential angst.
I believe my reply can be summed up properly as follows: Lol.

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The Flood / Re: Your EDC list?
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:54:08 PM »
Holy shit, how do you guys fit all your shit in your pockets?

For me - wallet, keys, phone.

End.
Leather jackets with inside pockets are lifesavers. I love leather jackets.
I had a denim jacket way back when with inside pockets large enough to fit like, three MRE's in each one. Shit was crazy.
I ended up keeping some bike pegs in them to weigh the jacket down so it wouldn't move in the wind because buttoning your shit up is for queers and faggots.

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The Flood / Re: OH YEAH FUCK THAT BOY PUSSY
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:45:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: OH YEAH FUCK THAT BOY PUSSY
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:41:14 PM »
Aw, I missed it.  :(
Life is cruel.

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The Flood / Re: What DO you care about...?
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:24:59 PM »
Give me a minute, I'm trying to think...

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The Flood / Re: >be me
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:12:37 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
Let us help you, Jim. You have a problem.
At least I don't fap to 14 year old girls
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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The Flood / Re: So it turns out DAS has a YouTube channel
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:08:33 PM »
This faggot clearly isn't jerking off enough to pass as me. He's got no toning on his forearm.
YouTube


We all know it's you, goy
Me mustache can't touch my beard.
Checkmate, Cheeki Breeki man.

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The Flood / Re: So it turns out DAS has a YouTube channel
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:01:22 PM »
This faggot clearly isn't jerking off enough to pass as me. He's got no toning on his forearm.

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The Flood / Re: you see ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:56:54 PM »


Why were Red soldiers so memetastic...

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The Flood / Re: OH SHIT A SNIPER!
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:34:37 PM »
Sniper can't touch me if Candlejack gets to me fi

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The Flood / Re: Your EDC list?
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:20:11 PM »
Wallet
Keys
Phone

Whats with all you gangsters packing knives? It can't be that bad in Murica can it?

*sips tea*
They're useful tools. 

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The Flood / Re: Your EDC list?
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:39:44 PM »
Phone, keys, some cash, ID and monetary cards that you'd normally find in a wallet but without a wallet, knife. I'd carry my gerber multi-tool around in civvies if the bulk of it didn't annoy me, but for now it's just forever banished to the right lower leg pocket of my ACU's.
Oh, and at least one pen. Sometimes two, maybe three if I've been taking them without noticing from places.

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The Flood / Re: Humanity should consider ______ more
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:07:00 PM »
Genetic engineering of domestic catgirls for human ownership.

We'd soon have to deal with a lot of interspecies hybrids, and not from modification.
Chances are that we wouldn't be able to impregnate them, or that the creators would make it so that we couldn't.
That's true. If they were a subservient class (in being owned) sterility would be a good way to limit social influence.
Assuming there aren't catguys who can do it...
Oh god, voyeur thoughts can't be unthought. The spines Das, the dick spines.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make that part more human.

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The Flood / Re: Humanity should consider ______ more
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:01:31 PM »
Genetic engineering of domestic catgirls for human ownership.

We'd soon have to deal with a lot of interspecies hybrids, and not from modification.
Chances are that we wouldn't be able to impregnate them, or that the creators would make it so that we couldn't.

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Serious / Re: God is logically impossible
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:45:00 PM »
But doesn't this assume that gOD's strength is bound by the laws he created and additionally exists at a constant level?

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The Flood / Re: Humanity should consider ______ more
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:35:54 PM »
Genetic engineering of domestic catgirls for human ownership.

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:28:05 PM »
What the shit is going on here?
fuck off normie
...is that supposed to be an insult? What even is a normie?
Normalfags go die.

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:27:32 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED  ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
why
to not be a virgin anymore, duh.
but they're not virgins anymore

thats why they got married
Naw son, not for them, for you
i don't know them
go fucking find one
God damn you're about as useful as a bunch of Vietnam fucking shits on the set of a Mark Wahlberg film.
there are a bunch of whore officer's wives in Baywood like a 10 minute drive from me.
officer wives? THERE YA FUCKING GO DIPSHIT. GO GET LAID.

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The Flood / Re: When you die
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:21:17 PM »
Meme arrow Coltrane
Meme arrow heaven

Lol Jim, we all know niggers go straight to hell.

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The Flood / Re: What the FUCK Ivan
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:18:18 PM »
Hey man, he's just trying to help you out. Dependas get lonely and need dick too while their set of tags is innadesert shooting brown people for fun.
what
GO FUCK A DEPENDA WHO'S HUSBAND IS DEPLOYED  ALREADY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
why
to not be a virgin anymore, duh.
but they're not virgins anymore

thats why they got married
Naw son, not for them, for you
i don't know them
go fucking find one
God damn you're about as useful as a bunch of Vietnam fucking shits on the set of a Mark Wahlberg film.

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The Flood / Re: When you die
« on: February 03, 2015, 04:16:24 PM »
I'm cool with Heaven




That second one looks dangerous and in violation of several building codes and OSHA standards. Sorry, rOCKETMAN, but we have to shut heaven down.

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