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The Flood / Re: I've stopped having orgasms.
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:17:54 PM »
Jeez, how much are you going at it each hour?

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Serious / Re: Numbers don't 'exist'; there is nothing special about them
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:15:22 PM »
I'll be honest, this is the kind of philosophical study that just makes me question when it will ever pertain to every day life and just walk away.

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The Flood / Re: So, today is my 18th birthday
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:23:12 AM »
Nudes, now.

26464
The Flood / Re: Prove That You're Not A Fag
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:21:45 AM »
Japanese aren't fags
Everyone in Japan is either gay or a pedophile. This is fact.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:19:31 AM »
Lmao I'm fucking sexy as hell and my parents were in their early forties/late thirties
Since you still refuse to post your cock I refuse to believe you.

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The Flood / Re: Please love me
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:31:14 AM »

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:30:30 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.
Volunteer? How old were your parents?
Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.
I think it would be more effective if they were both young and born of young parents. That is the frontier we have to push.
Didn't you read the thread about the harms of purebred dog pedigrees?
That's completely different.
We must take every variable in to consideration.
It's the frontier. I highly doubt that you're right, this is science we're doing here, but if you are we'll see the results after a few generations.
Oh just shut up and let me impregnate a few girls who are ovulating for the first time.

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The Flood / Re: Please love me
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:29:35 AM »
Can I dress you like a lolita doll and cuddle you in bed?

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The Flood / Re: Say a Zombie Apocalypse Breaks out.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:28:57 AM »
Just gotta cook the meat all the way through, as much as it pains me to ever say that.
Not only would have the chance of getting infected, but the people are also rotting. It doesn't matter how cooked the meat is, you can still get sick from it.
Meh, I got a stomach of steel an immune system from the gods.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:19:31 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.
Volunteer? How old were your parents?
Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.
I think it would be more effective if they were both young and born of young parents. That is the frontier we have to push.
Didn't you read the thread about the harms of purebred dog pedigrees?
That's completely different.
We must take every variable in to consideration.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:17:04 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.
Volunteer? How old were your parents?
Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.
I think it would be more effective if they were both young and born of young parents. That is the frontier we have to push.
Didn't you read the thread about the harms of purebred dog pedigrees?

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:12:52 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.
Volunteer? How old were your parents?
Early 20s.

Still, we need to test the effects of hybrid breeding between a man born of normal aged parents and the young girl of a younger parents. It may just lead to a brand new kind of ubermensch, and I'll be damned if I don't create that umbermensch baby.

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The Flood / Re: Force Powers vs Space Marine Ranged Arsenal
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:04:00 AM »
Hmm, well seeing as Jedi are basically sanctioned Psykers and space marines go up against them routinely when fighting Chaos warbands I'd say the Mehreens have a decent starting point already.

Since jedi aren't likely to explode into daemons, the most they can do is a bit of push/pull and mind tricks I'd say that a few Godwyn bolters and maybe a Lascannon or two would be overkill.

Although, I would concede that Psykers are a more dangerous enemy than the usual fare of gribblies in 40k <_<

So if there were some Grey Knights deployed with their Psycannons and Psykout grenades then it would be a bloodbath e.e
I was going to include lightsabers to make it fair, but even then... I don't think that trying to intercept a bolter round with your lightsaber is a very good idea. Let alone a whole clip.
*mag
*magazine
Shortenings are acceptable; incorrect terminology is not.
You even used a semi colon.


Now I am become Verbatim, the destroyer of fun.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:03:05 AM »
I can support this notion and volunteer for the experiments.

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The Flood / Re: The only time flat is justice
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:01:38 AM »
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Spoiler
fuck! fuck! fuck!
I'll grab the baby oil and the camera.

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The Flood / Re: Force Powers vs Space Marine Ranged Arsenal
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:00:32 AM »
Hmm, well seeing as Jedi are basically sanctioned Psykers and space marines go up against them routinely when fighting Chaos warbands I'd say the Mehreens have a decent starting point already.

Since jedi aren't likely to explode into daemons, the most they can do is a bit of push/pull and mind tricks I'd say that a few Godwyn bolters and maybe a Lascannon or two would be overkill.

Although, I would concede that Psykers are a more dangerous enemy than the usual fare of gribblies in 40k <_<

So if there were some Grey Knights deployed with their Psycannons and Psykout grenades then it would be a bloodbath e.e
I was going to include lightsabers to make it fair, but even then... I don't think that trying to intercept a bolter round with your lightsaber is a very good idea. Let alone a whole clip.
*mag
*magazine
Shortenings are acceptable; incorrect terminology is not.
What about banana clip?
Not inserted in to the firearm in question.

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The Flood / Re: Force Powers vs Space Marine Ranged Arsenal
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:58:19 AM »
Hmm, well seeing as Jedi are basically sanctioned Psykers and space marines go up against them routinely when fighting Chaos warbands I'd say the Mehreens have a decent starting point already.

Since jedi aren't likely to explode into daemons, the most they can do is a bit of push/pull and mind tricks I'd say that a few Godwyn bolters and maybe a Lascannon or two would be overkill.

Although, I would concede that Psykers are a more dangerous enemy than the usual fare of gribblies in 40k <_<

So if there were some Grey Knights deployed with their Psycannons and Psykout grenades then it would be a bloodbath e.e
I was going to include lightsabers to make it fair, but even then... I don't think that trying to intercept a bolter round with your lightsaber is a very good idea. Let alone a whole clip.
*mag
*magazine
Shortenings are acceptable; incorrect terminology is not.

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The Flood / Re: Force Powers vs Space Marine Ranged Arsenal
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:50:52 AM »
Hmm, well seeing as Jedi are basically sanctioned Psykers and space marines go up against them routinely when fighting Chaos warbands I'd say the Mehreens have a decent starting point already.

Since jedi aren't likely to explode into daemons, the most they can do is a bit of push/pull and mind tricks I'd say that a few Godwyn bolters and maybe a Lascannon or two would be overkill.

Although, I would concede that Psykers are a more dangerous enemy than the usual fare of gribblies in 40k <_<

So if there were some Grey Knights deployed with their Psycannons and Psykout grenades then it would be a bloodbath e.e
I was going to include lightsabers to make it fair, but even then... I don't think that trying to intercept a bolter round with your lightsaber is a very good idea. Let alone a whole clip.
*mag

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The Flood / Re: July members thread
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:47:33 AM »
>classing this hard

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The Flood / Re: Say a Zombie Apocalypse Breaks out.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:32:58 AM »
I guess it couldn't hurt to bring my pink mini either... make it easy to cut flesh out of the zombies to grill later.
Spoiler
Wait, you plan to grill them, like cook them and eat them? I would think that would have a chance to get you infected.
Just gotta cook the meat all the way through, as much as it pains me to ever say that.

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The Flood / Re: pls no bully
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:30:04 AM »
This is a free bully zone. Bullies and bullying activities are strongly encouraged.

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The Flood / Re: The only time flat is justice
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:29:16 AM »
But throwing the faking my feelings hurt from you morons aside, No dere will show fuck faces, quite frankly, you're pretty bad if you enjoy that game. Like woah, colour me impressed you find it entertaining. I mean I know you're an idiot but bloody hell, its infuriating enough with you.
Reported for impersonating Elegiac.

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The Flood / Re: Say a Zombie Apocalypse Breaks out.
« on: February 05, 2015, 09:23:17 AM »
A little Chopin for atmosphere
Spoiler
YouTube
And this eight inch bladed item of novelty and "why the fuck would you make one that big" question asking.
Spoiler
I guess it couldn't hurt to bring my pink mini either... make it easy to cut flesh out of the zombies to grill later.
Spoiler

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Gaming / Re: So why are we trying to stop Alduin in Sklyrim?
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:46:09 AM »
And yet.. the population of people playing Skyrim right now, on Steam, is 25,000.. I've seen it as high as 50,000.. Pretty impressive for such an old game.
It's maintained quite an active modding community.

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The Flood / Re: The only time flat is justice
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:20:34 AM »
Flat is always justice, and justice prevails over plot!

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The Flood / Re: Am I a loser?
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:27:59 PM »
Yeah, but that's okay. We can be losers together.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever not tipped and felt fine about it?
« on: February 04, 2015, 09:57:20 PM »

Hey Flee, can you get super cheap East German surplus uniforms in French-fry-mayonaise land?
HEY FUCK YOU FRENCH FRIES AND MAYO GO GREAT TOGETHER
Good lord, you Michigan lot are even more weird than I thought.
He doesn't speak for the rest of us, don't believe his lies.

Canadians eat them with Gravy, remember this.
Gravy on your fries is perfectly acceptable and found in many diners.

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I need a tl:dr for that tl:dr...

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The Flood / Re: Why don't you have a gf
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:42:35 PM »
That requires effort.

And going outside.

And social interaction.

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