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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, I'm making a class named Shiv Maker 101
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:09:52 PM »
clickers?

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The Flood / Re: Which would you rather have?
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:53:12 PM »
Abs, since that means like, 40 lbs of fat magically comes off.

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The Flood / Re: Blitzkrieg v Deep Battle
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:50:05 PM »
But Door, the German war machine had tons of Pz II's to throw at the Poles with if for some reason the Hussars would have slaughtered the first wave.

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The Flood / Re: kann ich ein glas wasser
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:33:34 PM »
We have evolved beyond the need for verbs in our master language.

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The Flood / Re: Comment Here And I'll Tell You If You're A Retard Or Not
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:27:09 PM »
ellen page

26437
The Flood / Re: What are you up to tonight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:51:09 PM »
laundry.

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Serious / Re: This is what you do if you shoot somebody in self defence.
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:45:10 PM »
True fact:
You never truly need a gun as a civilian


I have a clear stance on firearms, and that is that they are totally unneeded outside of a warzone. If you are stupid enough to get into a situation you think you need one then that's on you, no-one deserves a round for your mistake.
Yeah, sure, that'd be all fine and dandy if urban youth and black-on-white crime weren't things.

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan to buy anything with tax returns?
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:11:31 PM »
I'll probably be putting it all in to my  bike.

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The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:44:15 PM »
Psychology is a pseudo-science.
Anyone who is studying it is wasting their time.
Literally agreed

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The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:20:27 PM »
guys stop saying liberal arts majors or Vein will never come back
liberal arts is useless
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bye vein
y u so saur LeMon?

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The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:17:03 PM »
guys stop saying liberal arts majors or Vein will never come back
liberal arts is useless
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless 
liberal arts is useless
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

26443
The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:13:10 PM »
guys stop saying liberal arts majors or Vein will never come back

26444
The Flood / Re: Holy fuck more cancerous comments
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:26:32 PM »
Well it's true. These "alternative lifestyle" people are a threat to our very Christian-American existence.

26445
The Flood / Re: what does it mean when you keep having dark thoughts?
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:02:19 PM »
2300 hours on state route 895 north of Port Clinton. I'm within the realm of a 65mph average on a 55 limited mountain road. There's that river bed fifty feet below to my right opposite the rock face that I approach on my way north. I could just not turn.

It's kinda unsettling how often things like that come to mind at night, so I just start singing whatever to keep my mind from running wild as I auto-pilot the road.

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:21:54 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?

Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.

>being this jealous you will never have delicious homosex
Are you implying that I have never clam jammed with another grill?

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Serious / Re: Numbers don't 'exist'; there is nothing special about them
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:20:33 PM »
one of the caveats of being a philosophy student--excessive jargon confounds the uninitiated

he's basically saying that anyone who disagrees cannot prove their shit, because there's no real shit for their claims beyond what is assumed to be self evident
Tell me if the further dumbed down version is wrong, please.

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:17:08 PM »
alright cindy quiet down now and get your rat out
*dick
well whatever is between it's legs, i wanna see it
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:16:41 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?

Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
you... ride cock...

but not using your anus?
Don't talk to Cindy, Waifu, she's 3DPD

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The Flood / Re: People born to 43+ year old parents.
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:15:51 PM »
alright cindy quiet down now and get your rat out
*dick

26452
The Flood / Re: I've stopped having orgasms.
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:14:38 PM »
If you masturbate every day then that's what happens. The solution here is to wait like a week. Difficult, I know.
Never happened to me, and I tend to pop more than once a day.

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:13:04 PM »
God damn this place is homosex
Feels like we never left Coup, huh?
Yeah but all I do here is shitpost.
Isn't that all we did there?

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:10:45 PM »
God damn this place is homosex
Feels like we never left Coup, huh?

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Serious / Re: Numbers don't 'exist'; there is nothing special about them
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:07:29 PM »
I'll be honest, this is the kind of philosophical study that just makes me question when it will ever pertain to every day life and just walk away.
doesn't it matter whether shit exists or not?
Yes and no, depending on the subject. This is definitely a no.
It literally comes down to a question of what constitutes truth.

Disagreeing with my assertions necessarily leads to a non-empirical, non-naturalist form of epistemology.
You lost me after "assertions."

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:03:41 PM »
Yes and yes
Are they hard to clean
Warm water is all you need.
Hmmmm

should I get one
yes
Nsfw:
This one is my favorite to date.
Soak it in warm water for a while then use it.
Been thinking about picking the 17 up eventually, since everyone seems to praise it.
I've got the 20 and I fucking love it.

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:55:15 PM »
>.>
<.<
Spoiler
I've got two Nipponese ones

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Serious / Re: Numbers don't 'exist'; there is nothing special about them
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:46:46 PM »
That's funny Das, considering it's based on a discussion we had with Verb ages ago.
What was that discussion?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no phil bf
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:27:18 PM »
Sounds like some fuckin hippie shit

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Serious / Re: Numbers don't 'exist'; there is nothing special about them
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:26:14 PM »
I'll be honest, this is the kind of philosophical study that just makes me question when it will ever pertain to every day life and just walk away.
doesn't it matter whether shit exists or not?
Yes and no, depending on the subject. This is definitely a no.

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