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The Flood / Re: post qUality christian music
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:23:42 PM »
Beutiful song about finding Jesus.

Spoiler
YouTube

And kicking his ass.

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M52, reporting in.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:56:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why do you think you have your fetish?
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:53:41 PM »
Pretty sure I got them from a weird uncle of mine.
Uncle Das?
No.


>tfw no nieces or nephews to babysit
>tfw you were too young to properly sexually abuse your cousin when she was in her prime age
>everyone's face when tfw
>mfw yfw tfw

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:38:38 PM »
hey just because I try to ask out girly boys does not make me kinders alt
So the Fatsby moniker is just a coincidence then?

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:33:54 PM »
at least das doesn't have to worry about kinder trying to get with him now that kinders banned
Funny you should mention him... KINDER'S ALT!

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:28:48 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what are those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.
whoopps re-read
I believe they're a cheap pair of cork wedges.
Why tho
Because they were there.
Why were they there?
They were placed there.
By?
The ATF. It's a setup, I swear.
STING OPERATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ILLEGAL YOU ASSHOLES
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
Damn, not again...
I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE SAID SHE WAS 16!

I mean

I CAN'T FIT THOSE I'M FLAT FOOTED

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:27:41 PM »
You can't prove that.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:27:09 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.
I want a Strichtarn jacket so fucking bad but I can never find them in anything but manlet or bearmode sizes
I swear to rOCKETMAN, all East Germans were five foot four and weighed 130 pounds.
The same problem seems to be true of all the eastern bloc surp except for some russian shit. But not much.
Yup... and then there's 'Murica with ACU's in XXLarge-XShort... though I'm sure that anyone who actually wears those would be thrown out under AR 600-9... I hope.

What commie size do you need though? I see plenty of 48's and 44's on ebay.
I can't remember atm how commie sizing works but I have a 38" chest and I'm 74 inches so 96cm and 187cm respectively
prolly G48 then. Maybe M48, I dunno how much the height prefixes actually translate to.
>tfw valentines day is this weekend so I have to wait until my next paycheck to binge on delicious milsurp
>valentines day
>sweet delicious sex and chocolate
>implying you're given either

It doesn't count when you bought the chocolate and the fleshlight.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:24:26 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what are those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.
whoopps re-read
I believe they're a cheap pair of cork wedges.
Why tho
Because they were there.
Why were they there?
They were placed there.
By?
The ATF. It's a setup, I swear.
STING OPERATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ILLEGAL YOU ASSHOLES

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:21:19 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what are those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.
whoopps re-read
I believe they're a cheap pair of cork wedges.
Why tho
Because they were there.
Why were they there?
They were placed there.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:20:55 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.
I want a Strichtarn jacket so fucking bad but I can never find them in anything but manlet or bearmode sizes
I swear to rOCKETMAN, all East Germans were five foot four and weighed 130 pounds.
The same problem seems to be true of all the eastern bloc surp except for some russian shit. But not much.
Yup... and then there's 'Murica with ACU's in XXLarge-XShort... though I'm sure that anyone who actually wears those would be thrown out under AR 600-9... I hope.

What commie size do you need though? I see plenty of 48's and 44's on ebay.
I can't remember atm how commie sizing works but I have a 38" chest and I'm 74 inches so 96cm and 187cm respectively
prolly G48 then. Maybe M48, I dunno how much the height prefixes actually translate to.
>tfw valentines day is this weekend so I have to wait until my next paycheck to binge on delicious milsurp
>valentines day

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The Flood / Re: Why do you think you have your fetish?
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:18:51 PM »
Well that's an easy question, really. Little kids wear shorts that are like, three inches long these days.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:15:24 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what are those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.
whoopps re-read
I believe they're a cheap pair of cork wedges.
Why tho
Because they were there.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:14:10 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what are those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.
whoopps re-read
I believe they're a cheap pair of cork wedges.

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The Flood / Re: I went to Chik Fil A earlier
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:13:02 PM »
PDQ > lolChick fil a
But you're biased.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:12:09 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.
Okay so Das ol' buddy ol' pal what that those heels on the right? >.>
Grammar, please.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:11:24 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.
I want a Strichtarn jacket so fucking bad but I can never find them in anything but manlet or bearmode sizes
I swear to rOCKETMAN, all East Germans were five foot four and weighed 130 pounds.
The same problem seems to be true of all the eastern bloc surp except for some russian shit. But not much.
Yup... and then there's 'Murica with ACU's in XXLarge-XShort... though I'm sure that anyone who actually wears those would be thrown out under AR 600-9... I hope.

What commie size do you need though? I see plenty of 48's and 44's on ebay.
I can't remember atm how commie sizing works but I have a 38" chest and I'm 74 inches so 96cm and 187cm respectively
prolly G48 then. Maybe M48, I dunno how much the height prefixes actually translate to.

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The Flood / Re: What shoes do you wear? Post pics
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:08:39 PM »
Spoiler
I need new running shoes... and I should get around to removing that oil stain from my main boots... fuck AR670-1 though.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:51:37 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.
I want a Strichtarn jacket so fucking bad but I can never find them in anything but manlet or bearmode sizes
I swear to rOCKETMAN, all East Germans were five foot four and weighed 130 pounds.
The same problem seems to be true of all the eastern bloc surp except for some russian shit. But not much.
Yup... and then there's 'Murica with ACU's in XXLarge-XShort... though I'm sure that anyone who actually wears those would be thrown out under AR 600-9... I hope.

What commie size do you need though? I see plenty of 48's and 44's on ebay.

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The Flood / Re: if you had to live in europoor
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:46:16 PM »
Correct answer is Germany. Prove me wrong.  Hail Merkel.
theres no little kids there for you
Are you saying I should pick England, little Tru?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well someone has to save you from your evil dominatrix sister.

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The Flood / Re: I went to Chik Fil A earlier
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:45:32 PM »
cHICK-FIL-A'S NOT REAL

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The Flood / Re: Doja Cat is chill as fuck
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:41:43 PM »
Sounds like [as] bump music.

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The Flood / Re: My m8 Cupofcoffee is browsing this forum right now
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:10:01 PM »
you've been posting an awful lot of crap as of today.
As of now there's no point to you posting on my threads because I can no longer see your posts. You can kindly fuck off now.
You've been salty ever since I called you a trench coat faggot in your thread the other day. Damn and you have the nerve to insult kinder about his tendency to rage, you seem take insults to the heart.
Okay, okay. One more reply before I turn this back on. You posting garbage on my threads has been an ongoing thing for weeks now. I've finally gotten sick of it. It wasn't any one autistic comment you made but the fact that you feel the need to comment on every single one.

Your obsession is pathetic. :lenny:
>Shitposts
>Complains when I shitpost
>erm bruh?

Kill yourself
"this thread is pointless"

You don't say? It's a shitpost. Calling out a shitpost isn't shitposting. It's madmaxposting.
ftfy.
Do you really want to be Mad Max, Gatsby? Do you?

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Septagon / Re: im diggin the new update.
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:08:24 PM »
I keep clicking news because the damn list button fucked up where the flood was.

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The Flood / Re: My m8 Cupofcoffee is browsing this forum right now
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:00:37 PM »
you've been posting an awful lot of crap as of today.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:00:07 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.
I want a Strichtarn jacket so fucking bad but I can never find them in anything but manlet or bearmode sizes
I swear to rOCKETMAN, all East Germans were five foot four and weighed 130 pounds. 

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:56:59 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp
nigga i own no slavshit

and yes nva surplus is god tier. i have a strichtarn bag and i love it
yeah boy.
I got me a strichtarn winter field jacket with he fucking wooly collar slip on shit. That shit's fuckin warm. and all over the place. I might get another!

Trying to find the older gabardine dress tunics in a commie-size-52 with Friedrich Engels markings is fucking hard as shit though.

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The Flood / Re: Your daily reminder that communism failed
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:52:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why do all you Naziboos fetishize germany?
« on: February 09, 2015, 02:44:11 PM »
Oh, and Door's just mad because DDR NVA surplus > his slavshit milsurp

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