Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - DAS B00T x2

Pages: 1 ... 871872873 874875 ... 1254
26161
The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:09:21 PM »
(not in love you incest weirdos)
Hey man, I'm just saying that if you have a sister and you don't want to stick it in her pooper than you're the weird one.

26162
The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:06:58 PM »
I'll paraphrase this a tad...

"Um... dad? I like girls and boys."
"So?"
"Oh, carry on."
Who was that?
Me.

26163
The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 12:50:39 PM »
I'll paraphrase this a tad...

"Um... dad? I like girls and boys."
"So?"
"Oh, carry on."

26164
The Flood / Re: So you've just been stripped of your moderator position.
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:09:34 AM »
Make a note that banning every user on a random page of a random thread is not acceptable use of mod powers.

...It's not?

Well shit.
Apparently so, but it didn't stop me... twice.

26165
The Flood / Re: So you've just been stripped of your moderator position.
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:58:22 AM »
Make a note that banning every user on a random page of a random thread is not acceptable use of mod powers.

26166
The Flood / Re: You are in a bar.
« on: February 12, 2015, 10:56:17 AM »
*incoherent Pennsylvania Dutch sexual obscenities *

26167
The Flood / Re: Do you think Septagon is rude in real life?
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:40:39 AM »
If you can't troll anyone else, what makes you think you'll be able to troll me?
Because angering you is like the tutorial level of an early 2000's platformer.

26168
The Flood / Re: i'm saddened to tell you guys
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:31:17 AM »

26169
The Flood / Re: Why this place called flood?
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:45:18 AM »
We are Flood. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We often, however, forget.

26170
The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:40:56 AM »
I'm currently listening to paramore >.>
that's gay
throw that boy pussy

I'm currently listening to paramore >.>
that's gay
Listen to this guy Gootsby, he knows his gay.
gay? just gay? DAS is a girlyboy
mad cuz I'm right

26171
The Flood / Re: Kinder, why are you so sexy.
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:40:07 AM »
I fucking love those fucking happy hippos.

26172
The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:04:03 AM »
I'm currently listening to paramore >.>
that's gay

26173
The Flood / Re: Who is the best tsun on this site
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:25:22 PM »
There's only one tru tsun.

26174
The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:24:32 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?
Becuz I felt like it.
See, now there you go again with your cultural appropriation, you privileged shitlord.
I live in the Australian Ghetto.
Say hi to Jay for me.

26175
The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:22:17 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?
Becuz I felt like it.
See, now there you go again with your cultural appropriation, you privileged shitlord.

26176
The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:19:41 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.
Even though I am Flood, I am not racist like the Flood. This is not a race thread.
Clearly is. Why else would Animal be capitalized?

26177
The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:17:45 PM »
>Mad Max derailing threads
Wow what an asshole



> Tells people it's bad to derail threads
>derails threads
i'm trying to be cool because everyone shits on me for wanting to have discussion.
there is discussion.
You just cry like a child when someone posts something that's not on topic or makes a joke.
maybe be less of a niggerchink
Go back to Serious where you can be as much of a boring fuck as you want
But Max isn't /pol/ enough to fit in with the SS, or Serious Sirclejerk.

26178
The Flood / Re: A discussion of Animal Thug Life.
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:16:12 PM »
This is a disguised race thread, right? 'Cause like, most of them are born with thug in their blood, but then you've got those who can suppress their animalistic urges and become upstanding members of society.

26179
The Flood / Re: You are now your own avatar
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:03:35 PM »
Elite roleplaying faggots watch the fuck out.

I just killed Brute......who going to make YouTube videos now?



26180
The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:49:24 PM »
why the long face?
He doesn't like that question.

26181
Septagon / Re: [POLL] Are you in favor of the page gap?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:48:30 PM »
Looks better with the gap. Shows the main body and the navbar aren't some kind of conjoined twin.
Also makes sense since we have a bottom gap.

26182
The Flood / Re: A peaceful encounter by the pond.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:46:24 PM »
Yeah, like hell am I reading some crappy sci-fi erotica that long. I don't even like good sci-fi erotica.

26183
The Flood / Re: Is anyone on this site prone to seizures?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:43:21 PM »
I swear I saw swastikas in the second one.

26184
The Flood / Re: Can it be March already?
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:33:37 PM »
I hope we enter a time portal at the end of February and end up stuck in a never ending loop of winter months.

26185
The Flood / Re: Yesterday I made a sexy shitpost thread that got locked.
« on: February 11, 2015, 09:21:23 PM »
That was this afternoon you non-american fuck.

26186
The Flood / Re: The better Valentine
« on: February 11, 2015, 08:21:20 PM »
USA! USA! USA!

26187
News / Re: Bye, Monitors! Hello, Ninjas!
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:30:13 PM »

b&

just not by rocket

because rOCKETMAN'S NOT A MOD

26188
The Flood / Re: You are now your own avatar
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:27:35 PM »
That's fine. Only problem is the me in the picture has shitshoes.
You always have Tesco 2 stripe shoes

Obsession is a real problem with you. It is also really easy to bait you with it. :p

DANCE MY PUPPET DANCE!
making fun of your terrible shoes =/= obsession
And what bait?


Dis obsession doe.
#damagecontrol

26189
The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:47:31 PM »
But probably nah fam
are you a black guy from east London? Why do end your sentences with fam?
Probably because black guys in the South have also started saying "fam" and, in an effort to juxtapose how unbelievably white I am, I say things like "nigga" and "fam."
Don't lie, it's just because you have a fetish for niggers.

I'll take that expression as a confession.

26190
The Flood / Re: Who here has the best ass? (besides me)
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:45:58 PM »
But probably nah fam
are you a black guy from east London? Why do end your sentences with fam?
Probably because black guys in the South have also started saying "fam" and, in an effort to juxtapose how unbelievably white I am, I say things like "nigga" and "fam."
Don't lie, it's just because you have a fetish for niggers.

Pages: 1 ... 871872873 874875 ... 1254