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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:14:31 PM »
So Al-Sharif, my brother, what is with the changing of your name?
الله أكبر

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The Flood / Re: While this would typically be a hot photo
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:10:54 PM »
>normally be a hot photo
>thirteen year old edgelord who probably calls people "dweeb" unironically
mad cuz a 13 year old boy has a flatter stomach than you

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:08:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Is my new avatar hot
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:07:16 PM »
Signs point to "yes"


And by signs I mean my dick.

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:58:35 PM »
Get high and balance it out.
fuck you we beat Iran in the war
What war?
Iraq - Iran war fgt
Remember what happened afterwards?


you guys armed us against Iran and fucked us over in Kuwait. my dad was there that night we took it, I'm happy he survived over 30k of us died
Well I'm not.

The only good ta-lee-ban is a dead ta-lee-ban
hey you bitch. He didn't support the war but the republican guard tortured him until he said yes.
He bring great dishonor to famiriy. Real man would have taken own life.

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The Flood / Re: Cringe Thread: Law and Order Edition
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:54:52 PM »
I think the furry episode was better.

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:53:34 PM »
Get high and balance it out.
fuck you we beat Iran in the war
What war?
Iraq - Iran war fgt
Remember what happened afterwards?


you guys armed us against Iran and fucked us over in Kuwait. my dad was there that night we took it, I'm happy he survived over 30k of us died
Well I'm not.

The only good ta-lee-ban is a dead ta-lee-ban

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The Flood / Re: No Fun Allowed: Yoga Pants Edition
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:51:13 PM »
Mhmm yoga pants. Osara should post her yoga pants
How about I do it and say I'm Isara?
push your dick in and make it look like camel toe
On second thought, I don't need any lesser races dirtying my image like that.

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:50:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:48:48 PM »
Chavs are just a myth created by American news corporations, remember?
No No no they're people that live on governemtn housing and live on welfare. They have lots of kids which try to imitate American gangsters
Those aren't Chavs, those are Niggers.
nah I'm cool with the black guys it's the white chavs that are the worst
No. Bad Gats. Remember...

black guys treat me like a brother though, what do I say to that
They're just trying to use you. Blacks are devious creatures and not to be trusted.

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The Flood / Re: No Fun Allowed: Yoga Pants Edition
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:46:56 PM »
Mhmm yoga pants. Osara should post her yoga pants
How about I do it and say I'm Isara?

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:45:27 PM »
Chavs are just a myth created by American news corporations, remember?
No No no they're people that live on governemtn housing and live on welfare. They have lots of kids which try to imitate American gangsters
Those aren't Chavs, those are Niggers.
nah I'm cool with the black guys it's the white chavs that are the worst
No. Bad Gats. Remember...

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The Flood / Re: I'm reading a book
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:40:03 PM »
I hate it when someone tries to talk to you while you're reading.
I hate it when they try to read your lolicon hentai doujins over your shoulder.

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:39:10 PM »
Chavs are just a myth created by American news corporations, remember?
No No no they're people that live on governemtn housing and live on welfare. They have lots of kids which try to imitate American gangsters
Those aren't Chavs, those are Niggers.

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The Flood / Re: xyrrently deunk ama
« on: February 12, 2015, 05:30:24 PM »
Chavs are just a myth created by American news corporations, remember?

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Boku no Pico

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The Flood / Re: If love is more important than life...
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:52:37 PM »
Seems sound enough, now we just need Goji to confirm.

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The Flood / Re: it's over
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:32:51 PM »
And you google chrome jews only made it happen faster.

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The Flood / Re: It's too bad custom shit is so expensive
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:59:14 PM »
If custom shit wasn't expensive, I don't think there'd be a single production bass in my inventory...
>sell your basses
>get one or two custom ones
>ever having a surplus of instruments for no reason
I've only got five...
>having more than 2 or at max 3 of one instrument

lol okay John Mayer
Only two are of the same type, and they've got different scale lengths.
>needing more than one or two types of instruments

>needing different scale lengths

yeah maybe if you play post-avant-fagbuttrock
I'm lazy so the 34inch stays in standard tuning and the 35 is flat. Also, different strings, mang.
Quote
yeah maybe if you play post-avant-fagbuttrock
Why else would I have this?


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The Flood / Re: It's too bad custom shit is so expensive
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:50:49 PM »
If custom shit wasn't expensive, I don't think there'd be a single production bass in my inventory...
>sell your basses
>get one or two custom ones
>ever having a surplus of instruments for no reason
I've only got five...
>having more than 2 or at max 3 of one instrument

lol okay John Mayer
Only two are of the same type, and they've got different scale lengths.

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The Flood / Re: It's too bad custom shit is so expensive
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:48:21 PM »
If custom shit wasn't expensive, I don't think there'd be a single production bass in my inventory...
>sell your basses
>get one or two custom ones
>ever having a surplus of instruments for no reason
I've only got five...

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The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:37:09 PM »
(not in love you incest weirdos)
Hey man, I'm just saying that if you have a sister and you don't want to stick it in her pooper than you're the weird one.

I'm the weird one? No. I'm not. There are some boundaries in life that you should never cross. Incest is one of them. Even if your own sister or mom is hot, that's a boundary you just don't cross with family like that. If you do then you're the fucked up one here.
Sexual boundaries are arbitrary and only relative to specific cultures.

NSFW
Honestly, extreme cases of deformity like that are more than uncommon.

Actually, I can't find any medical source to validate that picture as real.

However, to be on the safe side, anal intercourse should be practiced between siblings (and all people, really) to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Keep that shit in Alabama then where oddly enough it's fucking legal. I don't want it here.
How awfully fascist of you.

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The Flood / Re: What Does Sep7agon Look Like From Your Screen?
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:34:47 PM »
#bestgirl

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The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:31:15 PM »
(not in love you incest weirdos)
Hey man, I'm just saying that if you have a sister and you don't want to stick it in her pooper than you're the weird one.

I'm the weird one? No. I'm not. There are some boundaries in life that you should never cross. Incest is one of them. Even if your own sister or mom is hot, that's a boundary you just don't cross with family like that. If you do then you're the fucked up one here.
Sexual boundaries are arbitrary and only relative to specific cultures.

NSFW
Honestly, extreme cases of deformity like that are more than uncommon.

Actually, I can't find any medical source to validate that picture as real.

However, to be on the safe side, anal intercourse should be practiced between siblings (and all people, really) to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

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The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:18:13 PM »
My sister gets all lovey duby with her friends, sometimes a little too close.

But what difference does this make to you?
You should photograph this action for scientific study.
you should go play in traffic
Nah... I'm really good at dodging cars already. I don't need more practice.

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Serious / Re: Do souls, if they exist, have measurable weight?
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:17:43 PM »
Well of course, why else would people surface after they drown?

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The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:16:16 PM »
My sister gets all lovey duby with her friends, sometimes a little too close.

But what difference does this make to you?
You should photograph this action for scientific study.

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The Flood / Re: My sister just came out of the closet.
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:13:22 PM »
(not in love you incest weirdos)
Hey man, I'm just saying that if you have a sister and you don't want to stick it in her pooper than you're the weird one.

I'm the weird one? No. I'm not. There are some boundaries in life that you should never cross. Incest is one of them. Even if your own sister or mom is hot, that's a boundary you just don't cross with family like that. If you do then you're the fucked up one here.
Sexual boundaries are arbitrary and only relative to specific cultures.

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The Flood / Re: It's too bad custom shit is so expensive
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:11:05 PM »
If custom shit wasn't expensive, I don't think there'd be a single production bass in my inventory...

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