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26101
« on: February 12, 2015, 09:06:08 PM »
I actually keep forgetting that Valentine's day is Saturday.
Just found that amusing.
26102
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM »
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.
The mattress might offer sex, though.
Inanimate objects can't consent to sex. However, they can't say no ether.
26103
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:11:27 PM »
Fuck that.
I'm getting a little extra pay next week, so I think I'm gonna buy me some more bourbon and an NVA Wachregiment-Friederich Engels greatcoat. It's like a valentines gift to myself.
26104
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:05:43 PM »
Good news everyone! I saved Sceptile.
We can hold a funeral for Padme Amidala next month.
26105
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:56:08 PM »
The mantra for this game has always been realism; heading towards a more realistic look Nigga what? I remember Deadly Alliance and Deception quite clearly...
26106
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:52:29 PM »
wait
NOOOOOOOOOO
My Padme alt too!
GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
26107
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:47:30 PM »
RIP A Wild Sceptile
It's been a good run.
26108
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:40:33 PM »
I used to be very social as a young child.
Then in the fifth grade my parents split. I kinda became a social recluse and just generally wasn't a happy person. There was never any striking, but there was lots of fighting between them during the divorce. Lots of fighting. That's most of what I remember about it. It's hard to fall asleep when people are shouting over who keeps what, or blaming each other for breaking something.
Anyway, my social withdrawal caused me to miss out on a lot of things. I had no friends. I developed no social skills. I could hardly talk to a girl between my own awkwardness and a few mother issues that I think I have worked out now. That stuck with me throughout the entirety of school, and even today I'm horrible at carrying a conversation, relying mostly on the other person/people to keep it going. It's led to some very awkward attempts at finding friends and a few horrendous dating attempts. I still have horrible levels of self confidence and question everything I do out of fear of making a fool of myself.
So here I sit, on a Thursday night, the internet my only social interaction as I try a few new drink mixes in preparation for some rare plans on Saturday.
Jim Beam makes an apple infused bourbon now. It goes very well with a little Fireball.
das, i know a way you can get over your social anxiety
if you ever feel you're screwing up a conversation with a new person, just start speaking german
they won't understand you so you can't embarrass yourself with words and you'll seem more exotic
You know, I once used a few erotic sounding German phrases that translate to little more than a grocery list to seduce an older gentleman. I don't think it'll work again though.
26109
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:37:41 PM »
Brah, I just want a qt3.14 femboy to put a cock in my ass.
Is that too much to ask without being called a faggot?
26110
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:30:33 PM »
I used to be very social as a young child.
Then in the fifth grade my parents split. I kinda became a social recluse and just generally wasn't a happy person. There was never any striking, but there was lots of fighting between them during the divorce. Lots of fighting. That's most of what I remember about it. It's hard to fall asleep when people are shouting over who keeps what, or blaming each other for breaking something.
Anyway, my social withdrawal caused me to miss out on a lot of things. I had no friends. I developed no social skills. I could hardly talk to a girl between my own awkwardness and a few mother issues that I think I have worked out now. That stuck with me throughout the entirety of school, and even today I'm horrible at carrying a conversation, relying mostly on the other person/people to keep it going. It's led to some very awkward attempts at finding friends and a few horrendous dating attempts. I still have horrible levels of self confidence and question everything I do out of fear of making a fool of myself.
So here I sit, on a Thursday night, the internet my only social interaction as I try a few new drink mixes in preparation for some rare plans on Saturday.
Jim Beam makes an apple infused bourbon now. It goes very well with a little Fireball.
26111
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:20:32 PM »
*Nobel Peace Prize intensifies*
Hey man, we're bringing peace to the middle east, one drone at a time.
26112
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:16:24 PM »
One of the things they are trying to teach you in basic training is to keep your composure. If you burst out laughing, you are going to be disciplined for it, because they are trying to train you to not be that way. In the Air Force, disciplines were things such as cardio workouts, pushups, situps, flutterkicks, flipping mattresses in the dorms and being screamed at while having to put the bed back together in under sixty seconds, shit like that. It really depends on where you are at and who the instructor is, since you will deal with many different ones. It is not so hard to get through, and one of the main things is that you are going through it as a team with the other trainees. The instructors like to see you actually working together to get shit done. It is about building discipline, building teamwork, and breaking down the lazy attitudes most people come in with.
But Noelle...
>chairforce.
Hey, half of the people here would not make it in the Air Force. I would still be in if it were not for idiotic and outdated DoD medical policies. Also, what you said about there being a right time for stuff is true. We would have times where we would just chill with our instructor, she was fucking awesome. She would tell us stories about things she did in her career and would let us ask questions about whatever and we would just talk for an hour or two. She would also blast music on her IPod in the dorm while we were cleaning.
lol, true. Just remember: Army Aviation - Above the Best!
26113
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:03:48 PM »
Looks better with the gap. Shows the main body and the navbar aren't some kind of conjoined twin.
Also makes sense since we have a bottom gap.
of course the fucking nazi posts the retarded opinion
correct opinion. Uniformity is important in any functioning society.
26114
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:03:20 PM »
One of the things they are trying to teach you in basic training is to keep your composure. If you burst out laughing, you are going to be disciplined for it, because they are trying to train you to not be that way. In the Air Force, disciplines were things such as cardio workouts, pushups, situps, flutterkicks, flipping mattresses in the dorms and being screamed at while having to put the bed back together in under sixty seconds, shit like that. It really depends on where you are at and who the instructor is, since you will deal with many different ones. It is not so hard to get through, and one of the main things is that you are going through it as a team with the other trainees. The instructors like to see you actually working together to get shit done. It is about building discipline, building teamwork, and breaking down the lazy attitudes most people come in with.
But Noelle... >chairforce.
26115
« on: February 12, 2015, 07:01:47 PM »
Depends on the DS and the moment. Later on in the cycle, they'll tell jokes a lot. Helps keep morale up after so many weeks of fuck-fuck games. I thought I'd be smoked when I laughed at a funny comment one of my DS's made during one of our first D&C classes, but instead he just got real close to my face and whispered something about knowing the right time to laugh, and if I do it in a class he'll take it as me not taking the material seriously.
As someone who laughs at more things than the average Americlap, it was hard for me to suppress such laughter.
26116
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:51:50 PM »
 >be me >never check pm's >look at inbox >it's gold >click >it's OP >he wants das nudes >mfw
26117
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:43:31 PM »
Can you even maybe try? Because it's just so.... obvious, lame and stale. Step up your game.
"I hate your opinion therefore you must be a troll"
But Dustin, you're a self-admitted troll.
26118
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:34:59 PM »
How is someone with hips wider than his frame and literally no muscular structure even remotely attractive?
femininity in biys attracts some.
26119
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:34:13 PM »
Oh shit, I forgot all about cobra
He kinda just disappeared. I don't think I've talked to him in well over a year.
any coupfag that has not been heard from for at least a year is automatically assumed to be involved in shady underground sex industries in foreign countries or is now a jihadist
Why does that sound like something I've said before?
26120
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:30:22 PM »
So Al-Sharif, my brother, what is with the changing of your name?الله أكبر my name is Ali. But I was bored of goostbby so I chose sho for the time being
But why sho?
because I myself am sho.
Tibetan board game or Nipponese volume measurement?
tibet is cooler
sho sounds stupid
Turguoise is a shit colpur
London is shit
I can't believe i have to go.
Wearing smart things too.
Fucking ridiculous
lets meet up and have a coffee or something at least
Stop trying to get with Tru. It's not happening.
26121
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:29:52 PM »
Oh shit, I forgot all about cobra
He kinda just disappeared. I don't think I've talked to him in well over a year.
26122
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:27:16 PM »
Oh right I forgot about your massive, massive hard on for cyssi
Heym you're the one who recognized him.
Do you have any idea how much I've seen reposts of that stomach?
No, no I do not.
Too many times
You know what would be amusing? If him ans Cobra were here.
26123
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:26:12 PM »
sho sounds stupid
It should, since it's basically 1.8 liters. You know what else is 1.8 liters? Way too many shitty four-pots to fucking count.
26124
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:23:47 PM »
Oh right I forgot about your massive, massive hard on for cyssi
Heym you're the one who recognized him.
Do you have any idea how much I've seen reposts of that stomach?
No, no I do not.
26125
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:23:26 PM »
So Al-Sharif, my brother, what is with the changing of your name?الله أكبر my name is Ali. But I was bored of goostbby so I chose sho for the time being
But why sho?
because I myself am sho.
Tibetan board game or Nipponese volume measurement?
26126
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:22:00 PM »
With that expression he looks like that...whoever the girl was that DAS and Zen are obsessed with.
Chloe?
I can kinda see it.
The two boy perverts are obsessed with a girl.
Chloe is love Chloe is life
26127
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:20:41 PM »
With that expression he looks like that...whoever the girl was that DAS and Zen are obsessed with.
Chloe? I can kinda see it.
26128
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:20:02 PM »
So Al-Sharif, my brother, what is with the changing of your name?الله أكبر my name is Ali. But I was bored of goostbby so I chose sho for the time being
But why sho?
26129
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:19:30 PM »
Oh right I forgot about your massive, massive hard on for cyssi
Heym you're the one who recognized him.
26130
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:18:06 PM »
>normally be a hot photo
>thirteen year old edgelord who probably calls people "dweeb" unironically
mad cuz a 13 year old boy has a flatter stomach than you
Yo, he may have a flatter stomach, but his booty's probably flat as fuck too, mang
Asses are allowed to be small when your stomach looks like this. 
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