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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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2611
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:47:46 PM »
tbh if I was a chick I'd be insulted if a dude thought he had to pull my chair out or open every door for me. I am a strong independent womyn who don't need no faggot supreme gentlemen.
Now maybe if he was a djentleman it would be different.
2612
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:09:53 PM »
Still straight, eh?
send nudes
2613
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:38:00 PM »
yo deci 1v1 me grifball
2614
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:30:16 PM »
NOTHING'S GONNA LET EM KEEP YA DOWN
2615
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:21:49 PM »
RIP That Calvin & Hobbes loving bastard
gone too soon just like arky
The day Arky died something really just broke in me, you feel?
2616
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:11:01 PM »
16 replies later... and you guys think the OP is a joke.
I didn't copy and paste shit. All of it is a real guide. I'd like to see you morons do better tbh.
Okay. Das's guide to dating:
-keep your car clean and inconspicupus. Maintain it and do not leave noticeable body damage.
-learn the daily routine of your desired date's parents, when they're home, when they're at work, when they go away with your date
-select a suitable spot for your date to happen. Right by her house is most likely not a good idea, and close to her school will probably get too crowded.
-It is understandable to be excited when meeting your date, but do not come on too strong or be too forceful. You want her to accept you naturally.
-Once you have successfully landed a relationship with your date, do not brag too much. Keep it on the down low out of respect for her
Congratulations, have fun, and most importantly, enjoy that sweet little schoolgirl pussy.
so uhh funny story im actually kinda seeing someone who's still in school
Nice.
2617
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:08:32 PM »
16 replies later... and you guys think the OP is a joke.
I didn't copy and paste shit. All of it is a real guide. I'd like to see you morons do better tbh.
Okay. Das's guide to dating: -keep your car clean and inconspicupus. Maintain it and do not leave noticeable body damage. -learn the daily routine of your desired date's parents, when they're home, when they're at work, when they go away with your date -select a suitable spot for your date to happen. Right by her house is most likely not a good idea, and close to her school will probably get too crowded. -It is understandable to be excited when meeting your date, but do not come on too strong or be too forceful. You want her to accept you naturally. -Once you have successfully landed a relationship with your date, do not brag too much. Keep it on the down low out of respect for her Congratulations, have fun, and most importantly, enjoy that sweet little schoolgirl pussy.
2618
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:57:00 AM »
Ocean sex, dude.
2619
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:16:47 AM »
Gotta make money to throw lead down range. Such is the eternal job slavery of the firearms enthusiast.
Thanks Obama.
2620
« on: July 15, 2017, 10:51:48 AM »
Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
2621
« on: July 15, 2017, 10:35:12 AM »
 Well... it's a new to the area species of mosquito so we're not really fucking with shit in a bad way but trying to revert it. Provided that this mosquito breed didn't displace all the others in the time of it's presence, this shouldn't be too bad. If it did though, goodbye several bird populations.
Fuck birds, let's get rid of mosquitoes.
It made legit problems for Virginia the last time they tried to totally eradicate the mosquito population.
Hey I live in that state. What problems did it end up having?
Well, serious for those who care about bird populations and their usual migratory habits. Or the birds themselves. There was a big exodus of owls from the north east of the state back in 90's that took till the mid 2000's to somewhat fix due to overzealous mosquito controll.
2622
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:31:01 PM »
Still not as dangerous to the heteronormitive male as Tetraethyllead and leaded aviation gasoline is. Pilots and avfuelers see a disproportionate amount of m2f individuals as any other profession does.
it's the fucking teLeaded gasoline I fucking tell you. Why else is the t4m section of craigslist swamped with old ass disgusting men? It's a side effect of when leaded gasoline was the norm for automobiles.
2623
« on: July 14, 2017, 10:55:35 PM »
wE'RE HERE BECAUSE THEY'RE HERE.
2624
« on: July 14, 2017, 09:59:45 PM »
AS A KID WAS A SKID NOBODY KNEW ME BY NAME
2625
« on: July 14, 2017, 08:50:10 PM »
STORMING THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL NINO
2626
« on: July 14, 2017, 08:12:17 PM »
Well... it's a new to the area species of mosquito so we're not really fucking with shit in a bad way but trying to revert it. Provided that this mosquito breed didn't displace all the others in the time of it's presence, this shouldn't be too bad. If it did though, goodbye several bird populations.
Fuck birds, let's get rid of mosquitoes.
It made legit problems for Virginia the last time they tried to totally eradicate the mosquito population.
2627
« on: July 14, 2017, 07:14:21 PM »
Well... it's a new to the area species of mosquito so we're not really fucking with shit in a bad way but trying to revert it. Provided that this mosquito breed didn't displace all the others in the time of it's presence, this shouldn't be too bad. If it did though, goodbye several bird populations.
2628
« on: July 14, 2017, 04:32:32 PM »
Seriously dude
>muslims
>digging pitfalls
They've never been known to dig. Roadside bombs, not road-under bombs. Lmao get fucked
2629
« on: July 14, 2017, 04:18:30 PM »
ALL WORK IS WHAT
what is this meme
2630
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:09:36 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
In the... "yes" places?
Show me on the doll where I can touch you.
2631
« on: July 14, 2017, 03:01:53 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
In what places you wanna "study" me?
Yes.
2632
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:58:37 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
Maybe I'm an exception...
Are you offering yourself for study?
2633
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:58:02 PM »
Still need to read the Art of War
Unless you're planning on turning a bunch of female house slaves in to a ceremonial drilling unit, no you really don't. Art of War is a giant meme.
2634
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:56:06 PM »
Twink levels are proportional to basic bitch levels and inverse of human complexity levels.
We don't know why this phenomenon exists, just that we can track and confirm it with only a handfull of exceptions in a sample size of 500.
2635
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:51:39 PM »
Monty Python quotes shall see the player's character fined 5 gold pieces for every word in the quote. Holy Grail quotes specifically will double the fine.
2636
« on: July 13, 2017, 09:44:41 PM »
unfortunately we ran out of this yesterday
wtf bro when you gonna get more sandslash in stock?
2637
« on: July 13, 2017, 07:50:56 PM »
As a true race realist I think it's time we acknowledge that the Hebrews are the greatest race to walk this Earth. If we are better than the negros for exploiting their natural resources, then the Jew is greater than us for exploiting our minds. As should be the natural order, we should die off and let them fill this great planet with superior, more cunning genes.
The man has a point
Not really. They'd just destroy themselves. Zionists need someone to subjugate and rule over from the shadows. If all the goyim died off, so too would the bloodsuckers who rise to power off of their labor, and so falls the Jew to pre-industrial living standards until they so helplessly wither away and die. "but das, shouldn't you want that?" What good is a world without Jews if I'm already dead?
2638
« on: July 13, 2017, 04:56:23 PM »
Swear to fuck I've read these last few replies before in another thread last month or so
2639
« on: July 13, 2017, 09:36:09 AM »
why
2640
« on: July 13, 2017, 08:36:00 AM »
Gasoline is cheaper in Jersey than Pa and over there by law and attendant has to pump it for me.
Fucking explain the logic here please.
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