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26011
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:30:00 AM »
it's not waifu day
Totes is.
26012
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:02:00 AM »
I thoroughly enjoyed that short film.
It was good.
But don't derail my thread you shitfucker.
oh Well then >tfw you will never ride open hatch across the Ardennes in a StuG III with your waifu almost feels as bad as OP, man.
26013
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:59:13 AM »
Stop animal cruelty. Wear surplus fish fur.
26014
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:57:48 AM »
I thoroughly enjoyed that short film.
26015
« on: February 14, 2015, 08:56:09 AM »
But you have a seriously fucked up crime and gang culture.
I think that's more of an issue with certain cities and not the entire state as a whole.
Also I think you're thinking of Florida.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States_by_state
Well, your gun deaths per capita are the highest in the country, by far.
I'm not even saying that's as a result of gun control, obviously there are other nuances involved, but you're talking out your ass if you don't think Cali is one of, if not the most fucked up state in the country in regards to criminality.
I guess I just wouldn't know since I live in the finest city in the country.
>fine
>kalifornja
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego
Nickname(s): America's Finest City
>chargers
american football a shit
>football europooro
26016
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:29:12 AM »
But you have a seriously fucked up crime and gang culture.
I think that's more of an issue with certain cities and not the entire state as a whole.
Also I think you're thinking of Florida.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States_by_state
Well, your gun deaths per capita are the highest in the country, by far.
I'm not even saying that's as a result of gun control, obviously there are other nuances involved, but you're talking out your ass if you don't think Cali is one of, if not the most fucked up state in the country in regards to criminality.
I guess I just wouldn't know since I live in the finest city in the country.
>fine
>kalifornja
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego
Nickname(s): America's Finest City
>chargers
26017
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:26:27 AM »
But you have a seriously fucked up crime and gang culture.
I think that's more of an issue with certain cities and not the entire state as a whole.
Also I think you're thinking of Florida.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States_by_state
Well, your gun deaths per capita are the highest in the country, by far.
I'm not even saying that's as a result of gun control, obviously there are other nuances involved, but you're talking out your ass if you don't think Cali is one of, if not the most fucked up state in the country in regards to criminality.
I guess I just wouldn't know since I live in the finest city in the country.
>fine >kalifornja
26018
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:23:28 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
That's not God.
Excuse me fair heathen, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?  She and her thighs became an existential object for your sins.
cough cough
Wow, what a whore.
Gods better than that magical fail girl
>bunny outfits
Not even once.
>pink hair
Always shit.
>loli licking lolli
man, youre going for it, huh?
26019
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:19:57 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
That's not God.
Excuse me fair heathen, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka? She and her thighs became an existential object for your sins.
cough cough
Wow, what a whore.
Gods better than that magical fail girl
>bunny outfits
Not even once.
>pink hair
Always shit.
26020
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:16:29 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
That's not God.
Excuse me fair heathen, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka? She and her thighs became an existential object for your sins.
cough cough
Wow, what a whore.
Gods better than that magical fail girl
>bunny outfits Not even once.
26021
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:14:33 AM »
It's just another Saturday to me...
26022
« on: February 14, 2015, 07:13:12 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
That's not God.
Excuse me fair heathen, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka? She and her thighs became an existential object for your sins.
cough cough
Wow, what a whore.
26023
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:55:46 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
That's not God.
Excuse me fair heathen, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka? She and her thighs became an existential object for your sins.
26024
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:48:27 AM »
That's just too funny.
26025
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:47:39 AM »
I've been awake for two hours.
My cars radio, I suppose.
26026
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:46:27 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
Well... yeah
Just remember, Tru...
26027
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:45:08 AM »
Like I'd go rescue a native Kenyan from ninjas.
Kenyans would outrun ninja's though.
See now who's being racist? Not all Africans are marathon runners from running away from lions all day.
26028
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:43:55 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
i have one big one that's the equivalent of those
It's big to share with your sister, yes?
26029
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:42:27 AM »
Like I'd go rescue a native Kenyan from ninjas.
26030
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:41:38 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets...
Why do you have so many blankets?
26031
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:36:45 AM »
I live in Washington. We actually get rain here.
That automatically makes it better than California.
NorCal gets plenty of rain.
Really? I was under the impression the entire state was going through a drought.
Nah, NorCal regularly gives it's water to the welfare queens in San Fran and San Diego.
26032
« on: February 14, 2015, 06:34:59 AM »
>kalifornja
>crimeifornia
>commiefornia
>lilwayneafornia
>obummertookmuhgunsafornia
26033
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:59:30 AM »
10:52
Liar liar pants on fire
Its 1:53 AM in First World Countries that matter.
The world revolves around Pacific Time
>Pacific Time
>Mattering
Eastern Time Master Race
>Eastern Time
>Has Florida
Korra pls
Yeah, but we don't have Kalifornja.
26034
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:52:06 PM »
If I have vinegar around, I use that. If that fucksticks cooking them didn't season the fries and I have no vinegar, than yeah, ketchup.
26035
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:50:29 PM »
I keep telling you Jim
Craigslist
or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.
I keep telling you, Das.
I want quality mommy milfs, not buttrock sluts with STD's and more fat than intelligence.
Welcome to the real world.
26036
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:43:49 PM »
I keep telling you Jim
Craigslist
or the local bar when some shitty 80's cover band is playing.
26037
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:30:47 PM »
Dayum son, where'd you find this?
In my bathroom?
Fuckin nice.
26038
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:27:44 PM »
Dayum son, where'd you find this?
26039
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:25:51 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick
10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
Oh hush. I know you've got a dick of your own between them legs.
Das, you're projecting your fantasies, again
Am I? Am I truly? Or am I just a coping mechanism that your self-denying mind has inadvertently created to defy itself? What if I told you... Das isn't real?
26040
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:17:28 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick
10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
Oh hush. I know you've got a dick of your own between them legs.
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