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The Flood / Re: what do you want from me?
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:37:47 AM »
I expect you to chop down the thickest tree in the forest with...

A herring!

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The Flood / Re: brunettes with ponytails
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:33:07 AM »
my manager is a hot brunette that sometimes rocks a ponytail. plus she has a skinny waist and thick hips which is like a god tier type of body.

anyway, here's some adriana lima
Spoiler
What's with her skin? It looks really off.
off? it's just tanned, it's much perfect
No, perfect would definitely be less tanned.

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The Flood / Re: can you even speak a complete sentence?
« on: February 19, 2015, 08:38:36 AM »
Nine



Eleven

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The Flood / Re: You know what's hilarious about christians?
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:19:36 AM »
Excuse me, OP, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?

She became an existential object for your sins.

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The Flood / Re: brunettes with ponytails
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:14:22 AM »
suddenly the flood doesn't want to engage in a thread where we ogle women

okay
Wow, what a fucking pig.
Check your goddamn privilege.
DAS | Defender of Loli
would you like me to post some?

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The Flood / Re: brunettes with ponytails
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:09:10 AM »
suddenly the flood doesn't want to engage in a thread where we ogle women

okay
Wow, what a fucking pig.
Check your goddamn privilege.

25657
The Flood / Re: brunettes with ponytails
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:12:21 AM »
Kill them with fire.
I would fuck the ashes. They make my blood boil.
Anybody else remember that that time we found a picture of elegiac sucking dick?
Totes do.

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Serious / Re: >Has Flintlock Pistol >Gets arrested
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:23:56 PM »
Why do I get the feeling there's more to this story?
Given that it's Jersey, there probably isn't.

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The Flood / Re: Post Pictures of your favorite piece of art in your room
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:12:16 PM »
I don't have any.

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Gaming / Re: Does anyone else agree with me that
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:57:25 PM »
I honestly can't think of a single thing he's created that been better than meh.
I can't think of a single thing he's created. Period.

Who is this guy?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cage
Oh. He's french.

Heavy Rain looked kinda interesting back when it was a new project.

That's all I got.

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Gaming / Re: Does anyone else agree with me that
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:46:37 PM »
I honestly can't think of a single thing he's created that been better than meh.
I can't think of a single thing he's created. Period.

Who is this guy?

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Gaming / Re: >Playing a Pokemon Emerald nuzlocke
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:44:42 PM »

did you not use your potion

No potions mid battle and only one heal per pokemon center.
I always ran it no potions outside of battle.

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The Flood / Re: Post dinner recipes
« on: February 18, 2015, 07:19:40 PM »
I only cook breakfast... for dinner.

25664
There's a point where it's not warranted, yes.

However, you can't exactly compare the responsiveness, durability, and comfort of a five dollar wallmart mouse to... let's a say a 35 dollar logitech mouse.

25665
Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X to make female character more proportionate
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:58:53 PM »
I mean...have you read this thread?
Urban dictionary to the rescue!
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at any angle.



Yes, this would apply to you too, sugartits.

From the looks of it, she doesn't have tits.

Disappointing, really.
>disappointing

What are you, gay?
If liking tits is gay, then slap my ass and call me Kupo.
Bend over my knee then, Kupo.

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Gaming / Re: Mortal Kombat X to make female character more proportionate
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:56:50 PM »
I mean...have you read this thread?
Urban dictionary to the rescue!
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at any angle.



Yes, this would apply to you too, sugartits.

From the looks of it, she doesn't have tits.

Disappointing, really.
>disappointing

What are you, gay?

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Gaming / Re: Pokken Tournament Trailer
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:54:36 PM »
Well this... could be interesting.
This has been a thing since last year son
Spoiler
When are you going to make a pic of me hmm o.O
Cats are dumb.

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Gaming / Re: Pokken Tournament Trailer
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:49:59 PM »
Well this... could be interesting.

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The Flood / Re: What are you listening to faggots
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:42:18 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

Because spoilering youtube videos in a thread already filled with them is pointless.

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing?
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:37:19 PM »
As I sit here studying lyrics, I'm kicking my own ass for volunteering to sing and reform the band as a three-piece after our singer just up and left his wife and kids to go live in Mississippi or some other shithole southern state.
What kind of band?
Kind of a typical rock cover band.
This was half of an old setlist.
Have you ever thought about doing original shit?
I'm planning on tossing some of my songs in eventually.
I kind of just write for myself though. It kills time and acts as an occasional therapeutic release.
That's cool. What instrument do you play?
Bass.
There's many things I dabble at, but bass guitar is all I really play.
You should do some originals. I think from what I know about your music preference it would be gr8.
Picture Waylon Jennings playing for Hot Water Music and then halve the quality.
Don't be hard on yourself, nigger.
I'd think being half as good as Waylon would be me bragging, not putting myself down.

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The Flood / Re: why do you have your avatar
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:34:28 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.

A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.
Well, navel is what I appreciate most.
But butts are nice.
Chests are good too.
Oooh, naval.

What do you think of shoulders?
Delicious.
Now what if I told you...


Verb has a shoulder fetish.

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The Flood / Re: why do you have your avatar
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:28:29 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.

A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.
Well, navel is what I appreciate most.
But butts are nice.
Chests are good too.
Oooh, naval.

What do you think of shoulders?

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The Flood / Re: why do you have your avatar
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:23:17 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.

A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.

25674
The Flood / Re: The Mossad interrupts your regular broadcasting
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:22:17 PM »
Can't Mossad the Assad.

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The Flood / Re: why do you have your avatar
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:21:07 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?

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Serious / Re: >21 killes by ISIS
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:57:36 PM »
No questioning this time, this has to be a Kinder parody thread...

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing?
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:52:44 PM »
Eh.. I'm mixed.
Drama from last semester is getting brought back up.
I'm getting kind of overwhelmed with skool stuff.
I'm praying that the lego pieces I ordered come in before the contest ends.
And boo's gone for a few days, but it's okay and I hope they're having fun.

Lego contest?

Also sorry school is stressing you out :(
Yeah, on BZPower.
I really need a drink more than anything.

What's your fancy?
lol Kahlua
I don't have much drinking experience :b
*looks over in bin of alcohol*
Oh hey, I've got a new bottle of Kahlua now.

I forgot about that.
You whorebag.
Oh, and there's still some caramel vodka.
They're amazing together.
I hope you choke on it.
>imblygin I don't know how to drink

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The Flood / Re: Plug.dj Rules
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:52:17 PM »
Did we remove the minute rule?
Yes we did.
It was outdated for what it's original purpose was >_>
How so?

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The Flood / Re: Plug.dj Rules
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:49:45 PM »
Did we remove the minute rule?

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing?
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:48:29 PM »
Eh.. I'm mixed.
Drama from last semester is getting brought back up.
I'm getting kind of overwhelmed with skool stuff.
I'm praying that the lego pieces I ordered come in before the contest ends.
And boo's gone for a few days, but it's okay and I hope they're having fun.

Lego contest?

Also sorry school is stressing you out :(
Yeah, on BZPower.
I really need a drink more than anything.

What's your fancy?
lol Kahlua
I don't have much drinking experience :b
*looks over in bin of alcohol*
Oh hey, I've got a new bottle of Kahlua now.

I forgot about that.
You whorebag.
Oh, and there's still some caramel vodka.
They're amazing together.

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