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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:21:32 PM »
Too reserved to come off as friendly.

What if I walk in with a 6 pack?
Well now we're talking.

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The Flood / Re: Do we need more weebs in sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:20:22 PM »
Why don't weeaboos just ignore me?

I don't ignore them because it's just fucking retarded. I should be able to say, "I HATE ALL ANIME," and the person I'm talking to should say, "Okay. I understand."

Unless they don't understand. In which case, they can ask me--"Why do you hate anime?" And then we can talk about it. Ideally, it will end with them saying, "Okay. I see your point of view. I don't agree with it, but I understand now."

But no. Every single time I try to explain, I get a number of dumb cunts trying to tell me, "I bet you'd like this anime!"

I BET YOU I WOULDN'T! :D

They just CAN'T ACCEPT the fact that I hate something that they like.
Verb, you're getting close to 3rd wave feminist logic.
As your stand in attorney for your currently incapacitated attorney, I advise you no longer represent yourself and instead pay me to do so.

25413
The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:17:22 PM »
Too reserved to come off as friendly.

25414
Not if you say the word "knickers", son.

25415
The Flood / Re: Do we need more weebs in sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:07:28 PM »
Wow... and here I thought this would die off during my attempted afternoon nap...

GG, flood. You win.

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The Flood / Re: Question: Does anyone click on Deci's vocaroo replies?
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:33:41 PM »
No.

Every time I see one I also have to fight the urge to post this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vqz2nVk7WW

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The Flood / Re: Do we need more weebs in sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:12:32 AM »
We need more lolicons and /k/ weebs.
don't forget about /d/isgusting weebs.
Pretty sure everyone on /d/ counts as a lolicon.

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The Flood / Re: Do we need more weebs in sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:01:23 AM »
We need more lolicons and /k/ weebs.

25419
The Flood / Re: This thread is going to have an argument in it.
« on: February 23, 2015, 08:42:32 AM »
Agreed. Degrees Freedom is superior to degrees Communist.

25420
Gaming / Re: Highest pings you reached in gaymen?
« on: February 23, 2015, 07:52:36 AM »
I played a game of WoT the frequently popped 999 and averaged above 800.
Somehow I managed to not kill any team mates... On himmelsdorf... In a KV-2...

I think the game had connected me to the NA west server for whatever reason on that login, and my brother was most likely torrenting anime at the time.

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The Flood / Re: Mythic Users Hangout
« on: February 23, 2015, 07:37:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: An anime to watch: One Outs
« on: February 23, 2015, 07:04:47 AM »
Sports anime. Pretty much one of the last few things not to go full "Watashi ne kawaii onii-san?" yet.
Yup... Shame I've never had an interest in them though, save for the occasional motorsport based show.

25423
The Flood / Re: I'm rich
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:55:18 AM »
Looks like monopoly money.

25424
The Flood / Re: I'm Literally Crying
« on: February 23, 2015, 06:23:31 AM »
Quote
Hammond
Who?
The old guy from Jurassic Park.
Oh you scared me. I thought you meant Richard Hammond.

25425
The Flood / Re: You meet the Girl of your dreams.
« on: February 23, 2015, 05:53:09 AM »
Eat out the kids.
Obviously.
DAS!
I'm not sure that's what he said.

It's what he'll do >.>
But not what he said.
only now did I see what he did.

Lol

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The Flood / Re: The perfect game for all you faggots
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:54:49 AM »
Good sir, are you meme arrow implying that Nipponese dating sims aren't the future of gaming?

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The Flood / Re: You meet the Girl of your dreams.
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:52:32 AM »
Eat the kids.
Obviously.

25429
The Flood / Re: So, I'm browsing /b/
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:50:10 AM »
That like, so metal. Bro.

25431
Psychic is looking quite strong, though.
As it should be. My Gen V psychic monotype team on PO was pretty fucking strong.

25432
Gaming / Re: Rise of the Tomb Raidrr images.
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:40:42 PM »
What about her tits
Better without them.

25433
The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 12:06:34 PM »
Oh, they all were, don't get me wrong...
See? I knew you had a soft spot for weebs.

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:56:02 AM »
Shou, Cystic, and Cobra?
Uhh... Yeah, I suppose. Mostly Cystic.
Huh.  And here I thought you'd have been like "fuck no, they were annoying."

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:52:45 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:49:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Holy fuck, they are militarizing
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:47:35 AM »
HIDE YO CHILREN HIDE YO WIFE
I have neither of those things.
HIDE YO NEIGHBORS CHILLREN STEAL HIS WIFE

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The Flood / Re: Holy fuck, they are militarizing
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:41:56 AM »
Oh lawdy. Furries with crew serve automatic weaponry. IT's THE END OF THE WORLD! HIDE YO CHILREN HIDE YO WIFE THEY YIFFIN ERRYBODY

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The Flood / Re: reality and delusion
« on: February 22, 2015, 11:24:05 AM »
You know, I'm really glad that my math teacher seriously fucked around with my concept of mathematical symbols because the only fucking sign I understand in there is "equal," alongside a loose vague idea of sex symbols.

And since being equal is a delusion I'd wager this is some feminist tier shit propaganda or it's Dustin talking about special snowflake syndrome.

It's saying men are superior to females.

Well I guess if that was true then men would be able to grow a miniature replica of our species inside of us and then proceed to nuture it for about 9 months and then shoot it out like a football all while cursing like a sailor and ripping apart the first object that comes into contact with our hands even if it's the docs nuts.

Oh heyo. We don't. Certainly not superior. Just different is all.
No, it's true. Even the feminists admit it.



I can contradict your statement if you want. My sister doesn't rely solely on me or her husband for the 12 cords of firewood needed every winter. She goes out with us and hauls it alongside us. Certainly not as physically strong as either of us but she does her part.

How about food? She manages a garden. In fact the only thing I've ever done to help her there is make rows. She plants everything, weeds everything, and waters everything.

So.

There's one person on the planet that contradicts your statement of requiring men as a catalyst for everything. And you know what that means?

That's a percentage and a factor. And if you know anything about life, it's that if something ever occurs once, it will occur again. So therefore, out there in the world, there are other women that don't need men as a catalyst for things. They get into fights. They work. They stand up for themselves, they do their thing.

So. This whole modern age feminism men versus women shit?

It's a crock of shit on both sides.
Canadians are outliers. You don't count statistically.

Good old fringe Canadian handy work you mother fucker. Take that. If it works anywhere else, it won't work on a Canadian.

Somebody bitching about some snow in their yard and how cold it is?

Call a Canadian.

Somebody bitching about generally anything? Call a canadian.

We're statistical anomalies and we fuck up all conventional standards of reason or sense.

Get shit on by a maple leaf and a beaver son.
Yeah but you melt in temperatures above 32* Freedom.

Weaker blooded canadian brothers often go south for the winter. Half the consumer base of my restaurant consisting of old rich farmers are gone.

Gone where you ask?

Florida. Cuba. The Dominican Republic. South America.

Even our weaklings have an admirable trait to them.

They're fireproof and so we use them for firefighters.
You let them back in after going to such disease ridden places?
You're a crazier lot than I thought.

We can let them back in because we have free healthcare.

CHECK AND MATE.
What was that? You''ll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the sound of the majority of my paycheck going into my bank account.

Sorry, needed to turn my hearing aids up. Try saying that again? I got these for free you know. I also can't hear you over the sound exchanging my money in the bank for glorious water proof rainbow money.
lolMonopolyMoney

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The Flood / Re: Native Africans
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:59:13 AM »
And you guys call me a racist when I say niggers aren't pure people...

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