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25321
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:20:04 PM »
25322
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:17:40 PM »
rC'S NOT FUNNY
25323
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:03:51 PM »
What cheeses are you using?
That's the question 
Mozzarella, Edam, Pecorino, Hard Cheese (?)*, Maasdam, Pecorino Fresco
*It was a pre-packaged pizza and that's all it said about its fourth cheese, aka mystery cheese
You might know already but a lot of cheese isn't vegetarian >_>
Some of those listed if they are PDO will be unsuited for consumption, unless it's a replica sort of cheese that doesn't use rennet <.<
Unless rennet doesn't bother you, in which case enjoy the cheeses I can't eat for me ;_;
I know about the rennet problem. It's my failure as a vegetarian. But without cheese...
I need cheese.
It's a tricky one but it's relatively easily worked around <.<
I'm not sure about aussie packaging laws but in bongistan it usually has to have either a green V or a 'Suitable for Vegetarians' on the back of it. That's an easy green light for buying cheeses. The PDO thing is an EU directive for stuff like Parmesan/Edam/Swiss Cheese etc where they have to be made according to a specific traditional method to qualify for it, this nearly always involved rennet - so avoid it. You can get vegetarian versions of pretty much every cheese out there, barring specialty ones like Wookey Hole cave cheddar (I died inside when I found out I couldn't eat it anymore) So mozzarella, feta, parmesan and the like all have veggie versions that taste exactly the same lol.
It's a bitch though, Rennet and Gelatine are the two additives/ingredients that are the bane of my grocery shopping.
I'll have a proper look, but I don't think we're as concerned with vegetarian cheeses over here in ocker land. We're lucky to have the small range of vegetarian alternatives we do have.
It's worth it for the peace of mind it brings me, but if it's unavoidable then I'd point to stuff like the Quran's caveat over eating pork. If there is no alternative but to eat it, then it's permissible. So if I'm going to a friend's house for dinner, I'm going to use the benefit of the doubt if there is cheese in the meal rather than get retentive over inspecting the packaging and reading the ingredients lists personally and I'll just eat it anyway.
I save that kind of fun for my family lol.
Stop quoting me. >_> My notifications are blowing up over this conversation, lol.
No.
25324
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:00:11 PM »
white pony > Saturday night wrist
25325
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:58:10 AM »
I have identified the problem.
The car is a Mazda
25326
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:52:28 AM »
What cheeses are you using?
That's the question
Mozzarella, Edam, Pecorino, Hard Cheese (?)*, Maasdam, Pecorino Fresco
*It was a pre-packaged pizza and that's all it said about its fourth cheese, aka mystery cheese
You might know already but a lot of cheese isn't vegetarian >_>
Some of those listed if they are PDO will be unsuited for consumption, unless it's a replica sort of cheese that doesn't use rennet <.<
Unless rennet doesn't bother you, in which case enjoy the cheeses I can't eat for me ;_;
I know about the rennet problem. It's my failure as a vegetarian. But without cheese...
I need cheese.
It's a tricky one but it's relatively easily worked around <.<
I'm not sure about aussie packaging laws but in bongistan it usually has to have either a green V or a 'Suitable for Vegetarians' on the back of it. That's an easy green light for buying cheeses. The PDO thing is an EU directive for stuff like Parmesan/Edam/Swiss Cheese etc where they have to be made according to a specific traditional method to qualify for it, this nearly always involved rennet - so avoid it. You can get vegetarian versions of pretty much every cheese out there, barring specialty ones like Wookey Hole cave cheddar (I died inside when I found out I couldn't eat it anymore) So mozzarella, feta, parmesan and the like all have veggie versions that taste exactly the same lol.
It's a bitch though, Rennet and Gelatine are the two additives/ingredients that are the bane of my grocery shopping.
I really gotta ask... is it that big of a deal?
25327
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:39:41 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago 
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
There is that <.<
Also the feeding tube that goes through the abdomen into the stomach, they didn't teach us how to do that one but I'm sure a craft-knife and a garden hose would suffice.
Hoses might come apart inside. 'll go grab some brake lines from the garage. And put my ready face on. We're commin, Tru.
25328
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:33:26 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
25329
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:30:39 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Have you tried not being a pizza hating communist?
Why of course that's why I'm eating it now with my lovely sister
Tru would never call his sister lovely. Tru's sister get off tru's phone
25330
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:24:29 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Have you tried not being a pizza hating communist?
25331
« on: February 24, 2015, 10:56:01 AM »
Only to the Moslems.
Mudslimes*
25332
« on: February 24, 2015, 10:36:22 AM »
You don't
We hopefully wait for a modern day Julius Caesar to take office and get rid of the Republic for an empire, because the Roman Republic suffered the same things we're dealing with today
:^)
Will he be assassinated by a group of statesmen that includes one of his admirers?
Nah, the Koch brothers will just hire some Blackwater guys to do it.
25333
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:54:01 AM »
Man I fucking hate the Brits.
yeah. Bunch of limp dick Muslim apologists
leave gatsby alone
*fatsby
25334
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:37:34 AM »
Man I fucking hate the Brits.
yeah. Bunch of limp dick Muslim apologists
25335
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:26:12 AM »
Uncle Putin easily
I think that was a "troll".
25336
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:20:13 AM »
Basically.
25337
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:40:52 AM »
ITT: people don't know their Eminem lyrics
Sorry I'm not wigger enough to listen to cRAP
Have you never turned on a radio since 1999?
Not all of us listen to top 40 pop stations.
Oh, you're so cool.
tade-deck
wut.
I meant one of these
Shit son, I wish I hat a cassete player... or even an 8-track...
Cassette adapters are relatively cheap, you could buy one pretty easy
I don't have the option. All I have is an AM/FM radio. With no aux pots.
25338
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:39:59 AM »
All you tubes are spoilered and coded red now. Like webmns are green.
I even made apoem about it.
Why? This is retarded.
If I wanted YouTube videos under a spoiler tag, I would have thrown it in a spoiler tag.
Fuck man.
Well you see, frequent youtub posting lags down a page somehting feirce.
25339
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:37:18 AM »
All you tubes are spoilered and coded red now. Like webmns are green.
I even made apoem about it.
25340
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:36:05 AM »
What'd the DoD Defense Security Service have to do with this/?
25341
« on: February 24, 2015, 02:33:47 AM »
#hiroshimabombingsbestadofmylife
25342
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:43:17 AM »
eleven?
25343
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:35:21 AM »
Well, looking at the accounts of those diagnosed with GID, it does seem to be prevalent at a young age... I mean, it's just blockers. The kid isn't on HRT, and isn't on a timed program for SRS. There's going to be time for him/her to actually come to age and fully understand what these choices mean to ones life.
25344
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:59:13 AM »
ITT: people don't know their Eminem lyrics
Sorry I'm not wigger enough to listen to cRAP
Have you never turned on a radio since 1999?
Not all of us listen to top 40 pop stations.
Oh, you're so cool.
tade-deck
wut.
I meant one of these
Shit son, I wish I hat a cassete player... or even an 8-track...
25345
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:48:55 AM »
Yeah, but that's usually because I started drinking at 1400 and passed out at 2000 hours.
25346
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:43:48 AM »
I can't watch any of these with capped internet 
lol3rdworldnations
25347
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:31:57 AM »
ITT: people don't know their Eminem lyrics
Sorry I'm not wigger enough to listen to cRAP
Have you never turned on a radio since 1999?
Not all of us listen to top 40 pop stations.
Oh, you're so cool.
I prefer using my iPod hooked up to my tade-deck adapter so I don't have the sound of shit radio music constantly assaulting my ears
Yeah brah. I've been rockin the phone into an FM adapter ever since my tuning knob stopped working.
25348
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:24:47 AM »
Dude.....I live in a completely flat province, with high winds almost all year round. There are miles and miles of fucking fields. Just flat, flammable fields. And get this.
FARMERS LIGHT THEIR FIELDS ON FIRE AT THE END OF CROP SEASON.
Are you fucking telling me that freedomslovia is afraid of a fucking flare gun? I mean I understand flammability warnings. There's a lot of fires in this province if somebody can't keep their field burning under control or lightening hits the wrong spot.
But I mean fuck. If my shitty little old province can do it then your state can too. Although, then again, americants are afraid of healthcare too.
You know what? Fuck it. Just stick to AC/DC's old addage.
Fire your guns.
look at it this way.
We've been in a drought for the better part of ten years. We have many places with old growth chapparal scrubland that hasen't burned in decades. We have mountain passes and valleys that funnel hot dry winds from the center of the continent to the ocean.
When we get fires in our mountains they burn hot, and they burn fast. The fires get started, get fanned by the hot dry Santa Ana winds blowing out of the east. The fire then grows big enough to form it's own wind systems which makes it worse. It starts to burn the old growth essentially native dead bushes and gets hotter and more intense.
To make matter worse, the fires are not defined by a line of flame. They spot with the wind. Embers and sparks get blow for miles all around the fire starting smaller spot fires. Combined with the verticality of the mountains that make it incredibly difficult to traverse the terrain to fight the fires, we get some pretty wild fire seasons.
It's not uncommon for a fire to start late in the afternoon and burn a thousand acres by night fall. It's not uncommon for a fire to burn tens of thousands of acres in a week.
That's why we can only use flare guns in extreme situations. Even then if you start a fire, you will get finned regardless of the circumstances.
Gee, if only you guys got normal levels of rainfall and norcal didn't have to subsidize your welfare queen cities...
25349
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:14:27 AM »
Well, here's the thing. Take a look at your options. Let's say for instance that one night your card comes calling and it's your lucky night. Rapist mugger shows up. You either
A) Have nothing to defend yourself with
B) Have something to defend yourself with
There's plenty of other scenarios and of course, simply having a gun on you might not even help you if he gets the jump on you from behind. But for all intents and purposes, let's just say it's face to face and you know his intent.
To give an example, Canadian laws are a lot stricter here. In general, everything falls down to the police to do. And that's fair. But at the same time, if you defend yourself from a home invasion you yourself can be fined. Hell if the home invader was an asshole they could play the legal system and sue you.
But think of it like this. Would you really let somebody break into your home and not defend yourself and wait for the police? You could be dead by the time they show up. Or in some other horrible situation.
This same rule applies to you although I assume you're american.
Except that your issue is, while you can legally defend yourself if attacked, if the authorities find out that you used an unlicensed firearm or god forbid you kill the dude, you'll be in shit.
My best advice is to think of another weapon. Something that's small, easy to carry, easy to hide, and has no chance of killing the attacker but gives you enough room to defend yourself.
For example. Bear Spray. Anybody who gets hit with that shit WILL NOT fight. They won't even be able to stand.
If the attacker hasn't used a gun yet, then don't escalate things.
I take issue with both Tazers (not tazers, but rather stun guns since Tazers are verboten) and Mace/bear spray.
A key defensive principle is to put as much distance between you and your aggressor. A stun gun requires you to be in physical contact with an aggressor to be effective. Not to mention people who are just naturally resistant to the shock put out by a stun gun. If you cannot retreat from someone who wants to cause you harm, are you really going to want to let them get close enough to touch?
Pepper Spray/Bear spray are a little more ranged, but you are still within 10 feet of the threat. Not to mention that both are indiscriminate in how the operate. A rogue gust can render your spray useless and you could gas your self like it was Verdun all over again. Not to mention individuals who have built up a tolerance to CS gas in general. There are crazy fucks outside of correctional officers who actually spray them selves to build tolerance to it.
What you need in a defensive situation is what's called "Stand Off Capability." The ability to put distance between your self an a threat while maintaining an ability to engage from that distance should the need arise. Neither Stun Guns nor spray really fill this role. They are both close range weapons, and being close could mean being dead.
Well, then it's your call. I don't know about you, but another defensive tool you can use that technically doesn't break the law is a flare gun. You can legally own a flaregun. At least, up here you can.
However. There is the problem of how much damage a flare gun can do. Phosphorus burns and sticks. Hit somebody with that and they're going to be in a lot of pain. Will it kill them? Hard to say. But then again, if you're carrying a gun does it really matter?
But I can garuntee you no mother fucker burns themselves with phosphorus fire to build up an immunity to it. And even if you miss the shot, a flare is a bright mother fucker. Enough to not only alert somebody, but also potentially blind your attacker giving you the chance to run.
The key here is escape.
Pft, Flare Guns? In California? For non-boating use? That's hilarious.
Dude I live in fucking Saskatchewan. The nearest ocean is two provinces away and the biggest fucking lake we have is a puddle compared to the great lakes.
And I could probably go to my local co-op convienence store or gas station and buy a flare gun. Or alternately, order one and have it shipped over in a week.
We have issues with...flammability.
Flare guns are only legal for use as a maritime signaling device here. To much threat of fire otherwise.
Dude.....I live in a completely flat province, with high winds almost all year round. There are miles and miles of fucking fields. Just flat, flammable fields. And get this.
FARMERS LIGHT THEIR FIELDS ON FIRE AT THE END OF CROP SEASON.
Are you fucking telling me that freedomslovia is afraid of a fucking flare gun? I mean I understand flammability warnings. There's a lot of fires in this province if somebody can't keep their field burning under control or lightening hits the wrong spot.
But I mean fuck. If my shitty little old province can do it then your state can too. Although, then again, americants are afraid of healthcare too.
You know what? Fuck it. Just stick to AC/DC's old addage.
Fire your guns.
>kalifornja >part of the UNITED STATES OF FREEDOM Get real, man. We would sooner dump those fucknuts out of the union than elect Hillary as president.
25350
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:05:09 AM »
Nah man
Mars ain't the kind of place to raiuse a family. In fact, it's cold as hell.
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