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The Flood / Re: I had a rather disturbing dream last night flood.
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:16:18 AM »
you know, a stint in one of the concentration camps that you love so much would do wonders for your weight
Nah. I'd just eat the other prisoners.

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The Flood / Re: I had a rather disturbing dream last night flood.
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:15:23 AM »
Okay?

I don't get it.
Jewish
Bullpup
Rifles

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The Flood / I had a rather disturbing dream last night flood.
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:12:25 AM »
Within this dream I purchased...
Spoiler
a bullpup weapon.
But not just any disgusting abomination of such, it was an
Spoiler
IWI Tavor

I feel so sick.

Although it was chambered in 6.5 Carcano for whatever reason, so that was kinda cool. But still... what a nightmare.

Y'al have any similar experiences lately?

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The Flood / Re: Now I've seen it all.
« on: February 26, 2015, 08:24:46 AM »
You haven't seen the flocks of starlings here in the state.

Some asshole brought them over to new york in the 1800's cause he wanted the Americas to have all the birds from Shakespeare. Ended up multiplying like crazy. They block out the sun now.
Fucking starlings are the bane of airport operations...
THANKS ENGLAND!

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The Flood / Re: Now I've seen it all.
« on: February 26, 2015, 08:15:42 AM »
You've never seen gas operated bird scarers before?

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The Flood / Re: This is truly inglorious
« on: February 26, 2015, 08:08:21 AM »
can you imagine her sex face
Holy shit dude go jack off if you're gonna be this creepy.
control your mouth and eat my ass, I only just unmuted you recently
LOL Why does Elegiac front with the tough guy shit?

It's the Internet. Calm down.
Delusional furries gonna delusional furry.

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The Flood / Re: What about Elegiac?
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:43:44 AM »
I wonder how fox tastes to eat? I've never had it.
Well, they scavenge through garbage like coons or the occasional bear, so I guess ti really depends on where you are.

If you've gotten one with a proper diet, the meat it probably very lean and gamey, and rather tough as well. Most likely comparable to coyote.

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The Flood / Re: Users that would make horrible couples
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:32:43 AM »
Kiyo x Das
Are you kidding? That'd make for great television. I'd be rich!

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The Flood / Re: he waits behind the wall
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:33:04 PM »
You meme ain't dank, son.

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Serious / Re: ISIS To Execute 150 Christians...
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:27:36 PM »
I don't know just how willing German soldiers from that time period would be to commit some of the acts that modern extremists are capable of doing.
yeah dude, it takes a lot more balls to take a few heads than it does to shove hundreds of men, women, and children into a gas chamber.
Correct. The later is very impersonal.

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The Flood / Re: Vsauce is at it again
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:13:22 PM »
well that was... entertaining.

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The Flood / Re: Did you have a productive day?
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:56:22 PM »
Any day spent irritating Tru is a productive day.

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The Flood / Re: ITT I describe you with one word
« on: February 25, 2015, 08:42:34 PM »
neat

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Or you can do what I do and just not go outside or interact with new people

Ever.
I don't ever interact with people outside. I am just trying to say how to stay entertained on the internet.
Just be well versed in meme and you'll be fine.

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Or you can do what I do and just not go outside or interact with new people

Ever.

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who finds this unsettling?
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:59:22 PM »
Oh my god what's wrong with her face?

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:45:03 PM »
lolsoutherners
Because PA is so great..
Hey naw
Iffin ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.
Iffin I'm Polish and German.
I hate this place.
Wonderful. So you can cook me perogi?
No, I don't like Polish food.  Or at least the kind my grandfather makes.
Damn, so no galumpkis? Aren't you just the worst polack ever...
I don't claim to be one or really associate with that side of the family, soooo...
Well then what good are you as a house-wife?
I can do other stuff!
I can take a hit, too!
Are you implying that I'm abusive?
I aught to hit you for that.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Flood guess what!
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:43:51 PM »
You proposed three years ago?

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:41:41 PM »
lolsoutherners
Because PA is so great..
Hey naw
Iffin ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.
Iffin I'm Polish and German.
I hate this place.
Wonderful. So you can cook me perogi?
No, I don't like Polish food.  Or at least the kind my grandfather makes.
Damn, so no galumpkis? Aren't you just the worst polack ever...
I don't claim to be one or really associate with that side of the family, soooo...
Well then what good are you as a house-wife?

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:36:50 PM »
lolsoutherners
Because PA is so great..
Hey naw
Iffin ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.
Iffin I'm Polish and German.
I hate this place.
Wonderful. So you can cook me perogi?
No, I don't like Polish food.  Or at least the kind my grandfather makes.
Damn, so no galumpkis? Aren't you just the worst polack ever...

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:31:48 PM »
lolsoutherners
Because PA is so great..
Hey naw
Iffin ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.
Iffin I'm Polish and German.
I hate this place.
Wonderful. So you can cook me perogi?

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The Flood / Re: It's pretty sad that..
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:26:01 PM »
is employee owned
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:24:13 PM »
lolsoutherners
Because PA is so great..
Hey naw
Iffin ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.

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The Flood / Re: It's pretty sad that..
« on: February 25, 2015, 05:06:51 PM »
But do they have #alwayslowprices?

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The Flood / Re: Most of you do not like music
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:18:24 PM »
PM me pics of you
I took this pic a week or two ago.


is nobody going to point out his shirt
I'm just curious as to what would be the N.

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The Flood / Re: fucking gross
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:17:30 PM »
Tell your dad to fucking man up and strengthen his immune system for next time.

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Gaming / Re: New guitar hero game reportedly coming
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:09:53 PM »
Please dear god, I don't care about the guitar hero part, but I want this to resurrect Neversoft.

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The Flood / Re: Help I'm in love....
« on: February 25, 2015, 04:01:52 PM »
Can I just say Maroon 5 and leave it at that?

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The Flood / Re: Rip in pieces South East
« on: February 25, 2015, 03:19:20 PM »
lolsoutherners

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