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25111
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:22:45 PM »
FATWA! FATWA ON THE OP! INFIDEL WILL BE PUNISHED!
25112
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:19:18 PM »
25113
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:18:02 PM »
OP is correct, can confirm from experience.
25114
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:13:29 PM »
I wonder if they'll put extensions on them
She's white.
25115
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:58:53 PM »
(ADDENDUM: Most of the time it's also because they're not interesting to be around or talk to. People often overlook this)
I do love when people don't realize this. I figured that out about myself years ago, therefore I'm better than all these omegas. I am their king, and I shall use them to conquer a small island off the coast of Guam.
25116
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:56:46 PM »
Maybe the Rocketman ones...
25117
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:55:25 PM »
Sexuality deals more with attraction than it does action. You could fuck a dude and still be straight because you weren't attracted to him, but if you were hoping that his long and hard cock fills up your ass and mouth with his sweet seed while doing it, you're gay. That is unless you say no homo of course.
But if he does it again and finds that it's an acquired taste?
Really to be completely serious for a moment, it would depend on intent.
Take for example a lot of gay guys in the closet. They may have relationships with women, get married to them, have kids, and never have gay sex once in his life. He's still gay though, because he is forcing himself to engage in that relationship out of social stigma and wants to conform out of fear. He may never act on it, but he is attracted to dudes, and that's what matters. For your scenario though, one could assume that the person is at the very least bi if he holds an attracted to the person, maybe he just likes his prostate stimulated, there are straight dudes who get off to pegging.
Aaaaaaaand /thread
25118
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:52:42 PM »
You know what? If I ran a fetish blog, I'd fucking reblog that just for shits and giggles.
25119
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:46:36 PM »
She wants you to fuck her.
She's 10.
Fine, I'll do it for you.
25120
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:36:38 PM »
She wants you to fuck her.
25121
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:22:13 PM »
>tfw betas act tough in your feels bad thread
You're the beta here bro. I'm the Omega that's here to dominate your existence. You're the dinosaur that goes extinct. I'm the next evolution of man kind.
This has to be a copypasta.
Deci is cringe gold mine. A cringe mine.
No it's true. You're obsolete. You're nothing but an old IBM computer collecting dust in the attic. I'm the next evolution.
A species has to breed for survival.
25122
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:18:55 PM »
Well.... Nobody in my family has lived past 57.
It was the gingivitis that got em all so young then?
The redness in our hair kills us, yes.
LOL TRU IS A GINGER YOU HAVE NO SOUL
25123
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:17:20 PM »
Well.... Nobody in my family has lived past 57.
It was the gingivitis that got em all so young then?
25124
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:04:00 PM »
Hey guys
Remember those ball mouses
with the ball on top?
trackballs?
Isn't that like jock itch?
isnt that like athlete's foot?
It's tinea pedis
Who the fuck are you calling a pedo?
25125
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:59:28 PM »
Hey guys
Remember those ball mouses
with the ball on top?
trackballs?
Isn't that like jock itch?
isnt that like athlete's foot?
Why would you want an athlete's foot? Wouldn't it just rot?
25126
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:55:55 PM »
Hey guys
Remember those ball mouses
with the ball on top?
trackballs?
Isn't that like jock itch?
25127
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:52:33 PM »
Hey guys
Remember those ball mouses
with the ball on top?
25128
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:43:42 PM »
Byrne's situation is weird. I don't know if he's still in or not. He said he was having connection issues a few weeks ago and would likely have to drop out, but he said he would get back to me if it got any better. I messaged him after waiting a while, and he said everything was okay, and that he'd still be able to participate. But then he didn't really do anything. So, like, I dunno what to do. Does he forfeit?
I guess he does by default. I don't think he'd really care enough to finish everything up within the next six hours.
 Official enough?
25129
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:30:17 PM »
that's not that bad
why would you wanna be old to the point where you can't look after yourself
That's not really a problem until you're like, 70 if you take care of yourself.
25130
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:29:12 PM »
No.
25131
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:28:37 PM »
Husky forfeit.
Oh... fuck. Then I just need Yutaka and Byrne (assuming they didn't forfiet either. I see little to activity there), Tcocks, and whoever the fuck Argonar was. Who the fuck was he anyway?
25132
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:19:14 PM »
Nothing really happens for like 90% of that "fight" since they're just flying around and looking at each other for most of it.
But that's why it's so realistic!
25133
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »
Ayy home slices, y'all are the rest I need to fight.
Oi cunt nuggets! Ya there?
25134
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:13:24 PM »
>tfw checking mail
>tfw your order of music CDs or delicious milsurp has come in
>tfw smelling that sweet surplus smell or the feel of unwrapping a CD and seeing the art inside the jewel case
totes gonna be my face when I see that box from Lithuania on my porch...
25135
« on: February 28, 2015, 04:09:13 PM »
Exquisite <.<
Psy...
That was one of the more ridiculous and illogical scenes in F/Z.
doesnt matter 'cuz airplanes
25136
« on: February 28, 2015, 03:23:43 PM »
That's about it really... I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom.
WHOA now don't make it too steamy in here
I could be more descriptive if you like.
25137
« on: February 28, 2015, 02:36:05 PM »
As in what? Just to look at them? For an event? Television?
25138
« on: February 28, 2015, 01:31:04 PM »
I like getting packages seeing your name and excitedly opening it to see what you ordered
This excites me too.
25139
« on: February 28, 2015, 12:08:02 PM »
Shut the fuck up and stop eating your calenders, Kinder. It's fucking Saturday.
25140
« on: February 28, 2015, 10:11:11 AM »
I think I've come to a conclusion with this group that some (I don't wanna say quite a few) people have so far out opinions on things, that they think they are enlightened or smarter than the average bear because they don't think the way everyone else does. They think they "see it for what it really is" and believe in this false notion that they're highly intelligent and enlightened. What else am I supposed to think if nobody has proven me wrong in the last two years that I've held my more extreme beliefs?
But Verb. I always do. http://gizmodo.com/nice-try-vegans-plants-can-actually-hear-themselves-b-1599749162
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