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The Flood / Re: post the most cancerous thing you can find
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:19:07 PM »
totally this guy

Good one, Ruler. You sure got me.

I understand why some would be angry with me, but I wasn't completely serious. For goodness sake, I mentioned body-pillows and my custom title is "Imperial Crusader of Westernization against the Eastern Hordes" I'd hope people will at least let it go,
>being this new

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The Flood / Re: post the most cancerous thing you can find
« on: March 01, 2015, 03:17:18 PM »
Do I win?

Spoiler
Whoa man, you're like, more edgy than Kirito.

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so is this like a parody thread or did verbatim actually send this from banadu?
The mail couriers of Steam and Pastebin maintain air routes to the island of banadu.

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Gaming / Re: I don't like Pokemon
« on: March 01, 2015, 02:53:35 PM »
Or biblical knowledge of young boys.
I'll talk to Rocketman if I need an expert on how priests like little boys, thanks.

tfw you discover Lemon is a Catholic Priest in England.



On topic:

I enjoyed it as a kid. But I'm not into it anymore personally.
Into what? Priests?

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The Flood / Re: I hate being a girl
« on: March 01, 2015, 02:48:59 PM »
Delicious.

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Gaming / Re: I don't like Pokemon
« on: March 01, 2015, 02:47:36 PM »
pokemon is shit
I could talk about Destiny if you'd like.

Or biblical knowledge of young boys.

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First and foremost, I'd like to apologize for getting myself banned last night just before I promised to make this thread. This'll be the second time in a week. As the host of the tournament, I should be, among other things, exhibiting a degree of professionalism, if only to set an example for future tournaments, and I've failed in that regard. Luckily, I have a friend in Das, who will be relaying this message to you, and he has my utmost gratitude. Without him, you'd all have to wait another week before my stupid ass gets unbanned, but I didn't wanna keep you guys waiting that long just because of some external fuck-up on my part. So, for what it's worth, I do apologize.
 
Also, some quick clarification on how the winners were determined:
 
All players who formally/informally forfeited had their records striked out. Instead of the previous system, where every player who never had a chance to fight the forfeited player would get two points, I instead took two points away from every player who fought and won against each forfeited player. Mathematically, this makes no difference. All it does is make it so that the scores reflect the number of remaining active players.
 
Also, for matches that never took place, there exists a "/" in the records book. The slash served in the past as a placeholder for either a 0, 1, or a 2. But if the match never took place at all, there is a slash. What do I do about this? Well, for the players who actually took it upon themselves to find every single person they needed to fight, but just couldn't do it due to a lack of attendance/cooperation from their adversary, I gave them a +2 point compensation for every player they didn't get to fight.
 
In short:
I revamped the scoreboard to make the numbers better represent the number of remaining players, and
in cases where there was a no-match between two players, I awarded two points to the player who was more active.
 
Thanks, and I hope that all made sense. And if it made sense, I hope it seems fair.
 


The Pokémon Monotype Tournament has officially come to a close.
 
Eighteen players entered.
 
Six of them said, "Fuck this, I'm out."
 
Of the twelve who remained, only four came out on top to declare themselves The Elite Four.
 
It's time to declare our winners.
 
IN FOURTH PLACE...

Tyger
Final score: 15 points (not counting forfeits)
MVP: Dragonite, Skarmory, Gliscor
IN THIRD PLACE...

Orion
Final score: 17 points (+4 compensation from Argonar/TBlocks)
MVP: Smeargle, Porygon2, Mega Lopunny
IN SECOND PLACE...

Simseo
Final score: 19 points
MVP: Mega Alakazam/Mega Metagross, Jirachi, Espeon
IN FIRST PLACE...
Can you feel it...?
Can you feel the SUSPENSE?

CK97
Final score: 22 points
MVP: Torkoal, Talonflame, Infernape

And there you have it, folks.
 
Our Elite Four will receive commemoration in the form of a new title.
Either the word "Elite" as a title prefix, or "Gym Leader" as a title.
 
I'm not sure what you guys would rather have. I don't wanna be the arbiter of that decision until I'm sure.
 
But now, I'd just like to thank all the participants for taking part in this tournament.
It was my first one, and though many issues were prevalent, I hope you guys all had a fun time.
 
At this moment, I'd like to acknowledge all of our players:
Spoiler

Tyger
 
I can't forget that this whole tournament was essentially your idea. It all couldn't have taken place without you. And on top of that, both your skill and sense of humor helped make this tournament very fun and memorable for all of us. Congrats on making the Elite Four.
 
CK97
 
Finishing your tournament with a near-perfect record, only having lost three rounds in your entire run, and completig your entire run faster than any other player, it goes without saying that your strength in the game of Pokémon is envied and your enthusiasm for the tournament is appreciated. You've truly earned the #1 spot, and I look forward to seeing you play again in the future.
 
Luis
 
I never really got to know you very much during this tournament, and you sort of played a lot less as we all progressed, but I still thank you for your participation nonetheless.
 
xVerbatim
 
xoxo
 
Cheat
 
Your love for this website and its community really shows when you take part in its community events. Though you may not have performed as well as the average player, your commitment to the website is truly admirable and I greatly appreciate your participation.
 
Das
 
Early on during the tournament's creation, we considered barring out the Rock type. Though you were a mere two points away from tying with Orion, you played a stalwart game and proved that even under disadvantaged odds, you can still perform very well. Oh, and thanks for posting this thread for me, too, brah.
 
Husky
 
Similarly to Luis, I never really got to know you either. You never really got too many games in, and you forfeited later on. That's unfortunate, because you were looking rather strong. Thanks for signing up, in any case.
 
Simseo
 
I have to give you a special thanks for not only getting your shit done, but also for doing it in such a neat and organized fashion. You never missed getting a single replay, and on top of it all, you had a very strong performance, landing yourself in 2nd place. Congratulations, and thanks for playing.
 
Ember
 
Though you never finished your matches, you did show an initial enthusiasm for the tournament, which I appreciate.
 
Sceptile
 
Though you also did not finish your matches, I'm glad that you signed up, even though you had to settle for what can be considered a laughably weak type (and not the Grass type that you wanted so very much).
 
TBlocks
 
I'm upset that you didn't really get much done at all in the tournament, but at the same time, you brought forth one of the most hype matches in the series (TBlocks vs. CK, game 2). I really wish you would have played more, but thanks for signing up, nonetheless. I hope you had fun while you did play.
 
Orion
 
Congrats on making the Elite Four! You sort of quietly snuck yourself onto there. I can't really say I know you at all outside of this tournament, so I can't really say much else than congrats, so... Congrats!
 
Snake
Noodles
Alphy
Aria

 
Thanks for signing up, even though you four didn't do much at all, with the exception of Argonar, who just kind of fucked around all tournament. Didn't really appreciate that. But for the rest of you who forfeited, I thank you for telling me in a timely manner (unlike the four players who announced their forfeiting on the last day). It really helps me out, and keeps things clean and organized. I hope in the future, you'll be able to fully participate. I probably won't be hosting that tournament, though. As fun as it has been, it can be rather tedious and taxing at times.
 
So that's about it.
A collective thanks to you all. I had fun, I hope you guys had fun.
 
And for the Elite Four, I hope you find your new position nice and cozy. ;)
 
    GGs, guys.

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The Flood / Re: kelsey grammer is a republican
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:10:22 PM »
yeah but she spells her last name wrong

it's "grammar"

republicunts don't know how to spell

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yeah but she spells her last name wrong

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she


lol who names a boy Kelsey?
your parents
my entire life has been a lie

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The Flood / Re: kelsey grammer is a republican
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:08:45 PM »
yeah but she spells her last name wrong

it's "grammar"

republicunts don't know how to spell

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yeah but she spells her last name wrong

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she


lol who names a boy Kelsey?

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The Flood / Re: Good Evening
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:07:56 PM »
I didn't enjoy any of that.

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The Flood / Re: Riddle: what screams during a forest fire
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:06:33 PM »
Oh what I would give to have been a part of Operation Linebacker...

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The Flood / Re: The one downside to asking for life advice as CIA
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:05:46 PM »
Holy fuck, I didn't even realise who you were until just this minute.

I always recognised you by your battle droid avatar.
Wrong shitposter, bruh.

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The Flood / Re: Well, what have we here?
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:44:55 AM »
#metalution2015

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:36:58 AM »

It's like the more I travel the more racist I get.
Travel tends to enlighten a man.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:35:39 AM »
SOA
....

You did that on purpose.
:^)

u fukin g0ok
AoT had a good OST. That was all I liked /=
u w0t m80
Titans r my trigger
niggers r my trigger as well
You know, I saw a video of these football fans not letting a black person on a underground tube a few hours ago.

It's pretty sad when you think about it. They were also chanting "We're racist, We're Racist and we like it" =/
lol they got triggered
It was horrible. Like screw that.

Fucking London.
britbongistan is great m8 amirite? lol
Some places, but the racism is like MI High
So how does it feel to be invaded by sandniggers?
Is not even them, It's everyone, even Americans are here. <_<
Someone's got to liberate your dumb asses from the Caliphate.
By climbing the clock?
Where else would we snipe from?

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:34:36 AM »
SOA
....

You did that on purpose.
:^)

u fukin g0ok
AoT had a good OST. That was all I liked /=
u w0t m80
Titans r my trigger
niggers r my trigger as well
You know, I saw a video of these football fans not letting a black person on a underground tube a few hours ago.

It's pretty sad when you think about it. They were also chanting "We're racist, We're Racist and we like it" =/
lol they got triggered
It was horrible. Like screw that.

Fucking London.
britbongistan is great m8 amirite? lol
Some places, but the racism is like MI High
So how does it feel to be invaded by sandniggers?
Is not even them, It's everyone, even Americans are here. <_<
Someone's got to liberate your dumb asses from the Caliphate.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:31:02 AM »
Also, this thread has been hopelessly derailed.

gg guys
I take great pride in creating this one.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:21:39 AM »

I was talking completely about sports threads. Wasn't even referencing anime.
Ryle and Chakas are the only ones I can have classic car discussions about.
How do you think I feel having to talk to a gay furry and a creepy old guy about something that should be more commonplace?

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:17:44 AM »
SOA
....

You did that on purpose.
:^)

u fukin g0ok
Sons was a daytime soap with motorcycles and Irish people

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:16:41 AM »

Do you see sports threads getting drowning a spammy sea of chinese cartoons?

Actually..... >.>
Not anime but the general populous of the forum.

Not even just sports threads. You get multiple weaboos into a thread, regardless of the topic, and they start spamming anime and "senpai pls" "desu" and all other kinds of cringe-y filth.
Negative, Ghost Rider. You're seeing things.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:10:23 AM »
I like the occasional anime, but this forum's obsession is... simply weird. I draw the line at Dragon Ball and Naruto.

I can't even elaborate on it, really... I mean, I love Metal Gear, more so than these people like anime, but it's not weird, y'know? So what is it about anime that makes it less, uhm, "cool" than other things?

It's probably the masculinity associated with MG and also the fact that anime seems to have all female characters, or at least, main characters.
That's an icredibly ignorant standing point and you've actually lost my respect for having it.

Spoiler
Oh, there are so many female characters I can't believe it.













It isn't "ignorant" at all. Liking anime in western society is weird, end of story.
I suppose America's love of Chinese food is weird too then...
And all the chinese made Apple products.
And European cars.
And guns like the Mosin Nagant.
Loving Nagants is weird though, unless that's literally the only rifle you can afford... but at that point I have to question your spending habits and monetary priorities if you're justifying buying one that way.
Eh, I'm just pulling names out.
I know nothing of guns.

I guess a beter comparison would be the Galil, that's Israeli, right?
And some people like it...
Eh... the Galil is quality though.
You could compare the Kalashnikov Klub to the Katana Kult.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:06:16 AM »

You guys are like two religious cults trying to fight over which one is better. They're both the same.
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:04:13 AM »
I like the occasional anime, but this forum's obsession is... simply weird. I draw the line at Dragon Ball and Naruto.

I can't even elaborate on it, really... I mean, I love Metal Gear, more so than these people like anime, but it's not weird, y'know? So what is it about anime that makes it less, uhm, "cool" than other things?

It's probably the masculinity associated with MG and also the fact that anime seems to have all female characters, or at least, main characters.
That's an icredibly ignorant standing point and you've actually lost my respect for having it.

Spoiler
Oh, there are so many female characters I can't believe it.













It isn't "ignorant" at all. Liking anime in western society is weird, end of story.
I suppose America's love of Chinese food is weird too then...
And all the chinese made Apple products.
And European cars.
And guns like the Mosin Nagant.
Loving Nagants is weird though, unless that's literally the only rifle you can afford... but at that point I have to question your spending habits and monetary priorities if you're justifying buying one that way.

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The Flood / Re: A question for carvers
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:02:45 AM »
It's alive, burn it.

Of course it's alive. It's fucking wood.
It WAS alive.

Asshole.

Actually, long past the cutting down of a tree wood cells retain water and stay alive for quite some time. But I wasn't the fellow who cut the tree down. The blocks were given to me.
Whoa, that's brutal.
I'm gonna go make vegans feel bad about using wood stoves now.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:01:23 AM »
I like the occasional anime, but this forum's obsession is... simply weird. I draw the line at Dragon Ball and Naruto.

I can't even elaborate on it, really... I mean, I love Metal Gear, more so than these people like anime, but it's not weird, y'know? So what is it about anime that makes it less, uhm, "cool" than other things?

It's probably the masculinity associated with MG and also the fact that anime seems to have all female characters, or at least, main characters.
That's an icredibly ignorant standing point and you've actually lost my respect for having it.

Spoiler
Oh, there are so many female characters I can't believe it.













It isn't "ignorant" at all. Liking anime in western society is weird, end of story.
I suppose America's love of Chinese food is weird too then...

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The Flood / Re: A question for carvers
« on: March 01, 2015, 10:59:30 AM »
It's alive, burn it.

Of course it's alive. It's fucking wood.
It WAS alive.

Asshole.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 10:55:57 AM »
Take a look at the thread. How many reaction gifs have been posted of little girls?
One and a half.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the worse anime
« on: March 01, 2015, 10:51:19 AM »
Man, I'm good at this.

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